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This wins the award for favorite thing of the night.

2 hours, 4 minutes ago on Will Smith Brings An Old Pal to the Graham Norton Show

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Everyone gets one chance joe. Make it count.

1 day, 14 hours ago on Coming Soon: Don Jon

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John woo just blew his load.

We got any extra pants in the back? Im messy.

1 day, 14 hours ago on Bird Pulls Matrix Move to Avoid Getting Crushed By Race Cars

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Please. I promise ill eat all of my vegetables

3 days, 1 hour ago on Jean-Claude Van Damme’s ‘Timecop’ Targeted for Possible Remake

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Better him than stevie nicks prancing in her underwear.

3 days, 2 hours ago on Guy Dances with his Younger Self

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Sounds like the seller is the one who shot the video this time.

3 days, 2 hours ago on Gawker Crowdfunding 200 Gs to watch Toronto Mayor Smoke Crack

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You mean Now they'll be forced to acknowledge and deal with their gang problem? Poor poor Chicago politicians i feel so bad for you.

3 days, 2 hours ago on Chicago Approves The Biggest School Closing In U.S. History

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I don't always see miranda kerrs tits. But when i do, it's a good day.

3 days, 2 hours ago on Best Nip Slip Ever. Miranda Kerr Goes Topless. (NSFW)

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Lets not turn this in to a race thing ok?

3 days, 2 hours ago on Best Nip Slip Ever. Miranda Kerr Goes Topless. (NSFW)

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Better question how does a 14 year old do it and do it well enough to look bored out of their fucking mind doing it?

3 days, 6 hours ago on 14 Year Old Girl Shreds the Van Halen Eruption Solo

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The rules weve been playing by at work is that you can pan the picture but not move the location and googleing is off limits. My high score so far is 12493 but only because it gave me the golden gate bridge as one of my landmarks

3 days, 6 hours ago on Try To Guess Where You Are

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Or even just an armed police force. The police were on scene within minutes but would not approach them. It took more than 20 minutes before the london version of swat arrived to handle the situation.

3 days, 9 hours ago on Man Beheaded in Possible London Terror Attack (NSFW)

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I voted. i feel bad. And i dont want to talk about it anymore.

3 days, 12 hours ago on Not Enough Room on the Lifeboat: Character Actors

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Very nice.

3 days, 12 hours ago on Not Enough Room on the Lifeboat: Character Actors

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I hate you god. This is worse than last weeks.

3 days, 12 hours ago on Not Enough Room on the Lifeboat: Character Actors

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Theyll just elect another nit to replace him.

3 days, 14 hours ago on Bloomberg will “Destroy All You F–King Guys”

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My thoughts exactly.

3 days, 14 hours ago on Bloomberg will “Destroy All You F–King Guys”

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What no video? You’ve let me down again world star.

3 days, 14 hours ago on Man Filming Ghosts Records Something Really Disturbing

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Once it was legalized the price plummeted. It will go back up a little once the tax man starts digging in but right now no one's afraid to sell anymore they all started competing and the market tanked. 

4 days, 8 hours ago on You’ll Spend $653 Dollars a Year on Weed in Colorado

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You gotta be twistin my leg.


Ba. dum. bum.

4 days, 8 hours ago on Creep Leg Freaks the Locals

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