Dude is a baller.
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The N is silent.
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Was John Terry in the stands?
Peppy, it's a pitch, not a field. Fields are where Centaurs prance and play.
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What's the frequency, Matthew?
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I love how God Bless America is being played on the field while he pontificates.
America, Fuck yea!
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Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker. What the fuck?
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Knock it off with the silly noises Sahib and give me a pack of Marlboro, two quick picks, and 25 bucks on pump two.
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"The police came."
Episode of NYPD Blew?
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Joe Poo's Posse
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@My Kaka We are all at Two Steps before and I'm in Section 102 during. Stop on by!
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I'm Paul R. Nelson and I approve this message.
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...and Natasha Lyonne??
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Where is Hope Davis??
Yes, Louis Lunch is delicious. Romas in Ansonia is as good of a (if not better) pie than any of the New Haven joints and you don't have to wait in line or pay as much. Wood fired brick oven and fantastic.
Danbury Whalers Hockey is the greatest minor league sports experience you can have. From pre-game through post-game festivities, it is unbeatable. A very loud, little barn full of fans that are rabid about their team.
BTW: Show me your Ron & Fez Big Ass Card at a game and I'll buy your first beer.
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Nine Chin Ninja or Chow Sum Fat?
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WORLDSTAR HIP HOP MOTHA FUCKASSSSSSSS!
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