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1 day, 1 hour ago on Coming Soon: Anchorman 2

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I guess heaven needed another Dick.

3 days, 2 hours ago on Dick Trickle Commits Suicide At Age 71

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They love holding up the bed sheets.

5 days, 20 hours ago on Ferrari 458 Crash At Suzuka

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That video captured the last time he had any physical exercise.

6 days, 20 hours ago on 10 Years Later, ‘Star Wars Kid’ Speaks

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I love how they circled it in case the doctor had trouble finding the feather sticking out of a babies neck!

1 week, 1 day ago on BIRD BABY! Feather Protrudes From Baby’s Neck

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"switch hitting, bisexual"?? Double negative. Isnt that the same as calling someone a gay homosexual?

1 week, 2 days ago on Catholic League Calls Bowie a “Switch-hitting, Bisexual, Senior Citizen From London”

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I have a feeling his roommates in the penitentiary will be treating him the same way he treated the captives. Hopefully they give him the Jeffrey Dahmer special.

1 week, 3 days ago on Ariel Castro’s Officially Been Charged

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The kiwi who posted this video could have edited it from 3.5 minutes to 20 seconds.

1 week, 4 days ago on New Zealand Sea Monster Washes Up On Shore

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Poor old fella. Can you imagine that there are 21 year old chicks who prob blow him after shows to this day?!

Here's the aftermath, since the original video was removed by the Canucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOK39X05RtY

1 week, 6 days ago on Fan Takes Out Mick Mars At Motley Crue Show

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It's Section 2 housing.

1 week, 6 days ago on Georgia Town Allegedly Diverting Sewage to Black Neighborhood

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The dude is edgy, hats off to him. The balls it must take to eat an apple like that. I bet he's bangin cocktail waitresses three at a time.

2 weeks ago on How to Eat an Apple

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Poor Rainn...he thought his career was gonna skyrocket...then The Rocker happened. Kinda sad.

2 weeks, 1 day ago on US Airways Leaves Office Cast at the Airport

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Hello 2013's Mindy McCready!

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Amanda Bynes Topless, Off Rails

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From the looks of her, this would be a crime in her old country, punishable by stoning.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Watch The Most Mesmerizing Butt Video Of All Time

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She could snap my dick off with one twist of the hips

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Watch The Most Mesmerizing Butt Video Of All Time

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Cause of death: his bladder burst...couldn't find his zipper in the dark. Ok, that comment sucked.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Chris Kelly from Kriss Kross Found Dead

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Her transformation from woman to man is almost complete. The first step of getting horrible implants-check!

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Stephanie McMahon: I’m Still Ripped

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Someone made a trip to Glamor Shots.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Kinda Hot Philly Mayor?

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Sounds like he's driving with his windows down and his Bluetooth on.

2 weeks, 6 days ago on This Is What Alexander Graham Bell Sounded Like

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Why is Paul hiding is stupid accent? Is he ashamed of his Yankee heritage?

3 weeks, 2 days ago on New Kickstarter from the Famed Director of Gap Seeks 20k

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