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As his friend the great Frank Sinatra said "women are great for hitting".

10 hours, 16 minutes ago on Jerry Lewis Repeats His Distaste for Female Comics

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Is Hicks mediocre enough to qualify for "celebrity rehab"?

10 hours, 20 minutes ago on Intervention Canceled

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They only made this decision after the bus tours stopped allowing tourists to hand free members of the community menthol cigarettes during a brief "petting zoo" stop.

10 hours, 23 minutes ago on Ghetto Bronx Bus Tours Canceled

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I'm sure there were porn movies just named "Girls" long before the HBO that I just heard of right now.

10 hours, 27 minutes ago on Lena Dunham Annoyed with Girls Porn Parody

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I wonder if Lady Di is her mentor.

10 hours, 30 minutes ago on Amanda Bynes Arrested. Charged With Bong Littering.

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Is this Bill Clinton's infamous "bridge t the future"?

10 hours, 34 minutes ago on I-5 Skagit River Bridge Collapses in Washington State; Cars and People Seen in Water (video added)

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It's all just penis envy.... Look at Africa, they don't even have buildings.

10 hours, 37 minutes ago on The Next World’s Tallest Building

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He would've been a a great character actor lifeboat choice.

10 hours, 39 minutes ago on Tim Curry Suffers Major Stroke

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It depends on your personality, if you're generally someone who have naivety and a strong optimism bias then I'd say being cynical is harder. If you are somewhat of a depressive realist (very few people are since people generally have an optimism bias) then cynicism tends to be easier since predicting an outcome several standard deviations below the mean will likely result in an outcome much better than expected. Sincerity and cynicism are not mutual exclusive since you can be both.

1 day, 8 hours ago on Quick Question: Attitude

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To a degree, for example I'm a Bruins fan but when I was living in L.A. I would go to Kings games and root for them. Since they are in completely different divisions and may play each other once a year (unless they're both in the cup) I would root for the Bruins then. 

However if I moved to NYC I would not root for the Rangers but would consider being an Islanders fan (even though they suck) just because they're in another division. However home team always comes first.

1 day, 8 hours ago on Quick Questions: Sports

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She's moves well now but once she turns 16 those bones settle and she'll be forced to slow down.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Samba Dancing Girl is Back (very NSFW)

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So many mo's in that video.

2 days, 9 hours ago on ‘I’m Tan Mom , Bitch’

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I can't wait for Ant to rant on this tomorrow. "that racist soldier got in the way of their underprivileged machetes".

2 days, 9 hours ago on Man Beheaded in Possible London Terror Attack (NSFW)

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I like both but Maron can cop that sassy hipster attitude that usually leads him away from being funny and in to be preachy. MIB however can be stupidly silly which can seem braying. MIB is much more quick witted and is a great writer so I have to go with him.

2 days, 9 hours ago on Marc Maron and Michael Ian Black Sassy Pen Pals

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Where's Ron Jeremy? He's played plumbers, pizza delivery guys, cable installers, hotel clerks, a guy looking for prostitutes, boss with hot secretary, etc...

2 days, 10 hours ago on Not Enough Room on the Lifeboat: Character Actors

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Buscemi is safe, when I think character actor he's the first to come up. I don't think I can kick Macy off anything.


Between the Johns I'm keeping Malkovich.


2 days, 10 hours ago on Not Enough Room on the Lifeboat: Character Actors

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No pic so she probably wasn't hot which makes this a very sad crime.

2 days, 10 hours ago on Man Filming Ghosts Records Something Really Disturbing

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Great now the blacks will say "Spider Men Can't Jump".

2 days, 10 hours ago on Spider-Man Shoots Hoops With Kids In Chinatown

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Still doesn't excuse 3 hangover movies.

3 days, 12 hours ago on Zach Galifianakis Saves Homeless Laundry Lady He Knew 20 Years Ago

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The sum will come down considerably after all the lawsuits for unwittingly distributing underage pornography come up.

3 days, 12 hours ago on Tumblr’s 26-Year-Old Founder Celebrates $1.1 Billion Deal

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