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Looks like me in December.

7 hours, 56 minutes ago on “Anti-Pervert” Stockings from China

I make tax instructional guides, anyone who could do that with passion and enthusiasm is probably a serial killer.

9 hours, 23 minutes ago on 70% of Americans Hate their Jobs or Have “Checked Out ”

No pictures?

16 hours, 8 minutes ago on The A’s And The Mariners Forced To Shower Together

You take some fuck then some shit

Then some fuck then some shit

You've got a fuck-shit stack

A fuck-shit stack

1 day, 9 hours ago on Instagram’s About to Jump Into the Video Game

I see a similar suit in the future of the one nonfemale intern for Opie and Anthony. Whatever that poor bastards name is.

1 day, 10 hours ago on Interns Suing Condé Nast To Get Paid

I'm just glad it came out this weekend because 'This is the End' wasn't crowded at all. I usually end up sitting next to a fat guy eating nachos and breathing heavily on opening weekend movies.

1 day, 17 hours ago on Opening Weekend Movie Club: Did You See Man of Steel !? (Spoiler Alerts)

Let's say a prayer for Pepper. Our father, out in heaven, it is as it is in heaven. Amen.

1 day, 19 hours ago on Playlist for June 17, 2013

A better answer would have been "Because some women are as dumb as I am but dont have this hot ass to fall back on. Hayyyyyyy."

1 day, 22 hours ago on Miss Utah Is The New Miss Teen South Carolina

Since when are hall monitors 41 years old? Did they run out of kids that like to squeal in exchange for the power trip of an arm band?

1 day, 23 hours ago on Dad Catches Daughter With Hall Monitor

Well at least she still looks great.

2 days, 12 hours ago on Tanning Mom Up To No Good….Again

@FLprodivider66 Nah, we are equal, I married someone that is as stubborn as bossy as I am. More fun that way! ;-)

2 days, 12 hours ago on Female Leads Disappear in Summer Movies

I liked National Lampoon's Vaction's Clark Griswold. He was a loveable idiot, a little selfish, very playful but he cared a lot about his family. He had flaws which made him seem more realistic than most movie dads, but he was the cool dad that would share a beer and would do anything to give his family the vacation they wanted. Even when it drove him to the brink of insanity.

2 days, 12 hours ago on The Weekender: Fictional Dads

Especially the risk of pregnancy.

2 days, 13 hours ago on Is Cheerleading a Sport?

:-(

2 days, 18 hours ago on Just Some Dogs Riding In Cars

I'm gonna put a baby in you.

2 days, 19 hours ago on Pregnant Teen Boys

Adorable, but why are they all in the same car?

2 days, 20 hours ago on Just Some Dogs Riding In Cars

He's just weezin the juice, man. Retro.

2 days, 20 hours ago on Nobody Needs a Frosty That Much

I'm not worried about it, I think it's more about trends than sexism. T&A always comes back into style.