Software developer in KS. I love Ron and Fez. I do not want to touch your penis.
Looks like me in December.
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I make tax instructional guides, anyone who could do that with passion and enthusiasm is probably a serial killer.
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You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
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I see a similar suit in the future of the one nonfemale intern for Opie and Anthony. Whatever that poor bastards name is.
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I'm just glad it came out this weekend because 'This is the End' wasn't crowded at all. I usually end up sitting next to a fat guy eating nachos and breathing heavily on opening weekend movies.
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Let's say a prayer for Pepper. Our father, out in heaven, it is as it is in heaven. Amen.
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A better answer would have been "Because some women are as dumb as I am but dont have this hot ass to fall back on. Hayyyyyyy."
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Since when are hall monitors 41 years old? Did they run out of kids that like to squeal in exchange for the power trip of an arm band?
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Well at least she still looks great.
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@FLprodivider66 Nah, we are equal, I married someone that is as stubborn as bossy as I am. More fun that way! ;-)
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I liked National Lampoon's Vaction's Clark Griswold. He was a loveable idiot, a little selfish, very playful but he cared a lot about his family. He had flaws which made him seem more realistic than most movie dads, but he was the cool dad that would share a beer and would do anything to give his family the vacation they wanted. Even when it drove him to the brink of insanity.
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Especially the risk of pregnancy.
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I'm gonna put a baby in you.
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Adorable, but why are they all in the same car?
2 days, 20 hours ago on Just Some Dogs Riding In Cars
He's just weezin the juice, man. Retro.
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I'm not worried about it, I think it's more about trends than sexism. T&A always comes back into style.
2 days, 20 hours ago on Female Leads Disappear in Summer Movies
I might after some drinks #somehomo
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