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Actually we need hundreds of those guys for every English major.

1 day, 20 hours ago on College is Becoming Too Expensive for Everyone

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Certain ethics groups in the south who eat out a lot are famous for not tipping AT ALL, and they are not the ones who make the states red. I'm surprised the numbers are as high as they are.

1 week, 6 days ago on The Worst Tipping States in America

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Busted for being accused? How dare he be accused!

2 weeks, 3 days ago on It’s Not Nice to Take Upskirt Photos of High School Girls

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I enjoyed watching Dingbat dance with Vinnie Barbarino at the end of "Michael".

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Jean Stapleton (1923 – 2013)

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At least 2.7 million of those were sitting in front of the TV yelling WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GAME OF THRONES ISN'T ON THIS WEEK!?

3 weeks ago on “Behind the Candelabra” Earns Record-Breaking Ratings For HBO

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Enough kittens, we need bobbies. WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN!?

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Over Dose on Saturday Cuteness

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Missing a claw; seems to happen to a lot of Jedis and Siths.

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Would You Eat the Darth Maul Lobster?

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The sea was angry that day my friend!

4 weeks ago on Life Guard Drags Shark Back Into the Water

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If you thought it was bad, I'd be interested to know which of the 10 or so Star Trek movies before it you thought was better. I'd be hard pressed to call more than 3 of them better.

1 month ago on Opening Weekend Movie Club: Star Trek Into Darkness (SPOILER ALERT)

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Worth every penny. The warranty is great, they replace it with a newer model every time you crash it.

1 month ago on How Much Would It Cost to Build the Starship Enterprise?

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Gagh is best served live.

1 month ago on UN Urges People to Eat Insects to Fight World Hunger

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My dad used to do this! Of course, all of his art usually looked he just put a cigarette out in my sandwich.

1 month ago on Awesome Dad Packs Kids Lunch With Love

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Well, Michael Shannon reading the cunt punt email was pretty good.

1 month, 1 week ago on George Takei and Jesse Tyler Ferguson in ‘Gays Beware’

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It would be hotter if she were Power Girl.

1 month, 1 week ago on Can You Help Find the She-Hulk!?

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Who knew Florida Man was a shape shifter!

1 month, 1 week ago on Alligator Grabs Florida Man Fleeing Police

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You guys think she wants a low profile? I think she'll try to leverage this into an audition for Real Housewives of Miami.

1 month, 1 week ago on Have You Met The Woman Who Flipped Off Joakim Noah?

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What's the problem, is he not from London?

1 month, 1 week ago on Catholic League Calls Bowie a “Switch-hitting, Bisexual, Senior Citizen From London”

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They knew what they were doing letting the old guy win in the end; they may want to show the young handsome one in their car but they ain't selling many Audi's to Gen Xers.

1 month, 1 week ago on Spock vs Spock

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Aren't they all going to just shoot each other anyway?

1 month, 1 week ago on Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Great MCs

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-Henry Winkler was a teen idol in his thirties when he was playing a much younger Fonzie on Happy Days

1 month, 2 weeks ago on 42 Teen Idols

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