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Yeah. We know. Wasn't the point of any one of our comments
17 hours, 51 minutes ago on Paul Blart Has a Sister!
So close. The word "rehearsed" could have given this comment elite status. Work on your pitch, and never give up on your dream.
1 day, 21 hours ago on Miguel’s Stage Dive Goes Wrong At The Billboard Awards
It appears that they are standing on a mall parking lot, that overlooks a large culvert. On the other side of that culvert appears to be the highway. That parking lot is not a public space, and these people can be ordered off of that property. Obviously, the security guard would have no cause to order people off of a highway.
2 days, 18 hours ago on Paul Blart Has a Sister!
So let's look at this objectively: A representative of a property owner has ordered unwanted people off of private property. They refuse and are now defiantly trespassing. So then the guard physically touches a woman. That contact is clearly offensive touching/harassment (physical contact not intended to cause bodily injury) at best, and is met in response by aggravated assault (kicking the head of a person on the ground - behavior that is intended/likely to cause serious bodily injury). This was then cheered on and idly witnessed by a group of onlookers.
Raging incompetent bitch or not - the guard was well within her right to order people off of the property. Furthermore, fuck these white slide videos. Let's get back to "Kapooya Kapooya!"
2 days, 21 hours ago on Paul Blart Has a Sister!
This is so common place, that there really was no need to go all "I'm sure you've never heard of this" Hipster with the list. There are hundreds of examples.
4 days, 23 hours ago on Whose Song Is It? Covers You Thought Were Originals
I used to sit like that, until I crushed a testicle in the Garthon System.
1 week, 4 days ago on Commander Riker Sits Down Way Cooler Than You Do
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2 weeks, 6 days ago on Chris Kelly from Kriss Kross Found Dead
These two are definitely not fully Caucasian. It's not technically the same slide.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Two Texas Boys Take the White Slide Ride
Who cares?! He plays a game for a living, is grossly overpaid, and likes dick. None of this is important.
3 weeks ago on Quick Question: Coming Out
Says the guy who tarnished his own image by belting his wife in the face. Fuck off.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Warren Moon Claims “Bias” Against Black QB’s
"No, I can be there. it looks like April 11th is wide open"
4 weeks, 1 day ago on bullet holes
Aww poor baby has to follow the exact same rules as the rest of us. It's a really unique and novel take on the situation to refuse responsibility and blame authority for the problem. Unheard of.
1 month, 1 week ago on THUG LIFE Kevin Hart Busted
1 month, 1 week ago on Motherly Love Has Never Been More Tender
@Rich the fireman She has money for the bus, must be the first of the month
Can we stop pretending yet?
1 month, 1 week ago on Hooker Fight (NSFW)
@womb_raider Three big bites on that trolling run!
1 month, 1 week ago on A New Spin on Restroom Door Graphics
Yes I do, in fact. I worked in the funeral service as I mentioned prior to going into public safety.
I would have been a wreck it was a video of that child talking about her illness and knowing she would die. This video is of a corpse. It just doesn't affect me that way.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Warning: Very Upsetting. Six Year Old With Cancer Passes Away
Waaaaaay worse than the dead kid video.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Louisville’s Kevin Ware Breaks His Leg (Warning: Disturbing)
A corpse is a corpse. Old, young, intact, fractured, it makes no difference. Of course, not everyone picked up bodies for a funeral home in college either....
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Warning: Very Upsetting. Six Year Old With Cancer Passes Away
It's about Thyme it's Sage to go back into the water.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Massive Jellyfish Is Really an Aquatic Spy Robot