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So if we get ten "How I met my wife" responses to this comment, I will post the next article.

23 hours, 11 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@Maized and Confused You know how I know that you're gay?

23 hours, 13 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@Preparation_A That is the sheer brilliance of it.

23 hours, 13 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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Shop Robert Pattinson's face into this pic and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

http://i.imgur.com/pObEGCi.jpg

23 hours, 13 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@adambballn That's what I have heard from all the guys.

23 hours, 15 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@___bp___ Is this a term for some kinky new sex fetish of which I was not previously aware?

23 hours, 16 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@andylet445 You forgot 

5) Adam's step-mom

23 hours, 16 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@Preparation_A Filthy ingrate!

23 hours, 17 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@niemerg1 You went first to keep everything tight for the rest of the guys, amirite?

23 hours, 18 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@niemerg1 Is that the order of the train you ran on Reesy? Poor girl.

23 hours, 19 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@andylet445 I have noticed that women tend to douche frantically after coming in contact with me.

23 hours, 21 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@adambballn Nah, she texted me this morning though. She is always very sweet in the morning.

23 hours, 22 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@Preparation_A *sigh*

Methinks you missed yet another Boondock Saints allusion.

23 hours, 22 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@Hoppalong Cassady We will see. I have stated in  the past that I think Matt Forte is underused, but I also think he might be on the downward trajectory. It will be interesting to see if he can resurrect his statistical output this year or if he will decline.

23 hours, 23 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@Maized and Confused He sure knows how to hold a pole.

23 hours, 25 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@Nard-Dog If by Niemerg's windows you mean his wife's vagina, then that goes without saying.

23 hours, 25 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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@___bp___ Only if you dip them in marinara sauce first.

23 hours, 25 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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If only because I think the Chicago running backs were screwed by one Mike Tice who was so enamored of the long ball, several years after it had gone out of fashion with the rest of the NFL.

23 hours, 26 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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I am going to step out of character for a moment and say that even though the Detroit running backs may have outproduced the Chicago running backs statistically, I would still rank the Chicago running backs higher.

23 hours, 27 minutes ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs

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