So if we get ten "How I met my wife" responses to this comment, I will post the next article.
@Maized and Confused You know how I know that you're gay?
@Preparation_A That is the sheer brilliance of it.
Shop Robert Pattinson's face into this pic and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
http://i.imgur.com/pObEGCi.jpg
@adambballn That's what I have heard from all the guys.
@Preparation_A Filthy ingrate!
@andylet445 I have noticed that women tend to douche frantically after coming in contact with me.
@adambballn Nah, she texted me this morning though. She is always very sweet in the morning.
@Hoppalong Cassady We will see. I have stated in the past that I think Matt Forte is underused, but I also think he might be on the downward trajectory. It will be interesting to see if he can resurrect his statistical output this year or if he will decline.
@Maized and Confused He sure knows how to hold a pole.
If only because I think the Chicago running backs were screwed by one Mike Tice who was so enamored of the long ball, several years after it had gone out of fashion with the rest of the NFL.
I am going to step out of character for a moment and say that even though the Detroit running backs may have outproduced the Chicago running backs statistically, I would still rank the Chicago running backs higher.