I'm a polar bear that was raised thinking he was a man. I went on to become the dean of a prestigious university. Sadly, you eat one student and they label you a murderer, so I live in the wild again. Luckily the wild has internets.
@Buhlitz It is weird how the short yardage guy was short on yardage. Science may never explain it.
1 day, 11 hours ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs
@Buhlitz He obviously didn't do enough preparation.
1 day, 12 hours ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs
@Preparation_A @Maized and Confused A leader would have thrown him a better ball.
1 day, 13 hours ago on Ranking the NFC North: running backs
@Maized and Confused @___bp___ @LambeauOrWrigley He was stomping a little too much, I guess.
@niemerg1 How many times you masturbate thinking about guys working out?
1 day, 19 hours ago on Ranking the NFC North: quarterbacks
@Draji, the D is silent @BearsSaveLives Because of his name?
Dick Trickle died?
Just sadder and sadder:
In addition to the eight pending charges he is facing, Titus Young has
been accused of domestic violence by the mother of his 9-month-old son.
@jwoude23 Bear Down Kenny Loggins makes everything better.
2 days, 15 hours ago on Ranking the NFC North: quarterbacks
LKP, did you see Rotoworld's unfavorable ranking of the Lions offensive line for 2013. 26th.
@TheChainsawNinja PAB makes a cola, I hear.
@Hoppalong Cassady @BearsSaveLives @LambeauOrWrigley The Lions Fever already infected you. You were terminal at that point.
@Hoppalong Cassady @BearsSaveLives @LambeauOrWrigley I say the same thing to my Cowboys fan friend who started liking them after their 1-15 season.
@Hoppalong Cassady @BearsSaveLives @LambeauOrWrigley BANDWAGON FAN!
@Bro Montana Did Aaron Rodgers come out as gay and immediately quit football?
@Hoppalong Cassady @LambeauOrWrigley @BearsSaveLives I heard it was because you didn't root for them hard enough.
I had to go to a meeting. Did we all finally realize the Lions should have won all Super Bowls from 2010-present?
@LambeauOrWrigley He's no terrorist. Just a misguided football fan.
2 days, 16 hours ago on Black, Blue, and Ornery: NFC North News for Thursday, May 16th, 2013
@Hoppalong Cassady @BearsSaveLives How many games did he miss in 2012?
@Bro Montana @LambeauOrWrigley @Aciddragon The rest of the cheeseheads won't like all your fancy book learnin'