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@Disgruntled Goat @EephusBlue @- Casey - WET BLANKET!!!! SOAKED WITH MY TEARS
18 hours, 26 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@- Casey - The best part is the beginning of the video where the woman is screaming about her father and the dude in the cap just casually walks in there to go get him
18 hours, 28 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
18 hours, 54 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
19 hours, 9 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@efb That is hateful talk
1 day, 13 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t
@JFK03 @Tymathee @EephusBlue @Purple Drank @Mike Petriello Well the joke is on norcal because So Cal has more reserves than Nor Cal.
@Tymathee @EephusBlue But not Verizon
@Tymathee @JFK03 @EephusBlue @Purple Drank @Mike Petriello True story. It literally can.
@Tymathee @EephusBlue @Purple Drank @Mike Petriello Corona is alright. It depends on the context much like Guerrero's contract
@Purple Drank @EephusBlue @Mike Petriello "We should get Monkeyhead"
"Eh. okay. That beer is alright"
"uh.......right.......beer.....I was talking about beer."
@Purple Drank @EephusBlue @Mike Petriello THANK YOU!
@Purple Drank @EephusBlue @Mike Petriello Also are you one of the doofuses that proudly stole a Monkeyhead bottle from Triple Rock trying to be cool and unique by doing exactly what everyone else does?
@Purple Drank @EephusBlue @Mike Petriello Not Red Spot?
@Purple Drank @Mike Petriello Hey Drank what is your favorite Jupiter beer? I am too lazy to listen thru that podcast
@Mike Petriello Literally anyone can play any position in baseball. The key point is very few can play it competently and even fewer can play it well
@Literally PFP @EephusBlue I imagine Friedman just flipping out at how Ned structured contracts
@Tymathee Isn't it only available on ATT?
@Literally PFP @EephusBlue Yes i understand the context and how that impacts things. This has been detailed to me multiple times today even though I have stated that I understand the context. Even so, it is a terrible contract.
@JTAS @EephusBlue I am inclined to agree but thats a serious risk if Guerrero is the worst defender known to man.
@JTAS If anything it makes trading Dee a real possibility that hinges on their faith in Guerrero. They seemed to have enough faith in him to give him such a stupid deal.
Seems like it is real. What a terrible deal.
@Purple Drank @Literally PFP Haha you are so screwed
1 day, 14 hours ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @EephusBlue What do people think about Ned Colletti?
Ruben Amaro Jr continues to bring me such joy.
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @JackedNate @EephusBlue The Phillies continue to do Phillie things and it is wonderful
@JackedNate @EephusBlue Actually it was because it lacked a GM that it got eclipsed. Science fact!
@JackedNate A GM and a farm director
Bob is seriously the greatest source of entertainment for today
@TheConman I guess they are resigned the the fact they re-signed him
1 day, 15 hours ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Purple Drank I am laughing AT you Bob. Not with you.
1 day, 20 hours ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Tymathee @EephusBlue @TheConman okay
@Tymathee @EephusBlue @TheConman Its also possible that Stanton is on the opening day roster. Its also possible Hanley re-signs for 20 million dollars.
@Tymathee @TheConman @EephusBlue Then why even say it?
@TheConman @Tymathee @EephusBlue That one guy that time!
@Tymathee @EephusBlue @Purple Drank No I was proving a point. Everything is possible. Its just very likely.
Yes its possible they promote Seager.
It is also extremely unlikely.
@Tymathee @EephusBlue @Purple Drank All I did was propose a trade scenario that is possible and you insult me by calling my response stupid.
@Purple Drank @Tymathee @EephusBlue Also this
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Much better
@Tymathee @EephusBlue okay. In that vein its also possible that we can deal Dee and Lee + friends for Stanton.
@Desert_fan A Guerrero/JT platoon is not a platoon.
@Tymathee @Desert_fan doubtful
@JackedNate ATL wanted him for Uggla.
@Lobo @EephusBlue Actually the discussion is not premature. His contract necessitates that he be on the big league roster next season so it is something that needs to be addressed this offseason. Either Dee is dealt, Guerrero is dealt, or you have a fairly expensive back up OF. Regardless of whether he is ready for the bigs or not, he is going to have to be on the roster.
Also I did not say that the Dodgers would allow those players to impair their ability to sign talent. Just pointing out that 7 million is not nothing and everything gets factored in when making decisions. To pretend that money is unlimited is just not being realistic.
@Lobo @EephusBlue When considering that he may be a sunk cost, it is absolutely relevant. You are saying that 7 million is nothing. My point is in a vacuum sure, but this is also on a roster that is carrying a lot of overpaid players and that adds up to real money
@Lobo @EephusBlue League. Wilson. That's not imaginary money
@Lobo @EephusBlue No it won't but several 7 million contracts start to add up
@mawp @Lobo @EephusBlue @BIah I would argue that his contract is as close to untradeable as you get. Its specifically designed to penalize any team that deals for him
1 day, 21 hours ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
If that Guerrero contract is real, good lord was that a stupid signing.
@mawp @EephusBlue @BIah Depends. Its not like "Second basemen" with power fall out of trees regularly.
@BIah Remains to be seen. If he is untradable because of that contract structure then yeah