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6 days, 15 hours ago on Nationals @ Dodgers May 14, 2013: Matt Kemp Must Be Playing Second Base Tonight

@Hi, I'm JohnM and I'm a Dodgerholic @HANLEY!!!!!!!!!!! @Disgruntled Goat (Strained Hamstring-No DL time) Which I thought was great.

2 weeks ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers, May 6, 2013: The Stupid, It Burns

@HANLEY!!!!!!!!!!! @JustinDrummond @Hi, I'm JohnM and I'm a Dodgerholic @Disgruntled Goat (Strained Hamstring-No DL time) Right, but Donnie has gone on record specifically saying that he prefers speed above all else at the top of the lineup.  Even when he hit A.J. second for the first time this season he sounded unenthusiastic about it because he isn't fast.

2 weeks ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers, May 6, 2013: The Stupid, It Burns

@HANLEY!!!!!!!!!!! @Hi, I'm JohnM and I'm a Dodgerholic @Disgruntled Goat (Strained Hamstring-No DL time) Those choices were probably partly driven by the personel on hand.

2 weeks ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers, May 6, 2013: The Stupid, It Burns

@The_PSA/DNA_Certified_Paul Last year I would've been butt-hurt about it, but this year I'm enjoying picking up all of his baseball cards for super cheap.

2 weeks ago on The Fine Line Between Panic and Inactivity

@WBBsAs Matt Guerrier, come on down.

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants May 5, 2013: Who Needs a Full Roster?

 @SCruzOptimusDamus  @ThtsaPaddlin This was all my doing I'm afraid.

3 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers Add Mark Lowe to Crowded Bullpen

 @Scruffy At Mariners FanFest they set up zip lines across Safeco.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on No Bigger Question Than What Luis Cruz Is

 @DeucesWild  @The Monocle  @Bob I don't think it's solely mental.  If you watch him throw he has a really bad habit of dropping his elbow so low that his hand is under the ball when he releases it.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on No Bigger Question Than What Luis Cruz Is

 @capnsparrow  @EephusBlue When they traded for Victorino he should have just switched to∞.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers Depth Chart Analysis: Center (Field) of Attention

 @the_fake_paul Juan Uribe would definitely have the $110(?!?) necessary to sponsor his own page.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Scott Elbert Goes Back Under the Knife

If anyone else is interested in sponsoring a player page Luis Cruz is still available for the low price of...$120?!?

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Scott Elbert Goes Back Under the Knife

 @EephusBlue That's something I will appreciate on multiple levels.  So THANK YOU!

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Scott Elbert Goes Back Under the Knife

 @EephusBlue !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Scott Elbert Goes Back Under the Knife

 @Lobo I threw up a link to the tumblr and "Clear Eyes. Full Counts. Can't Lose."  I think I can change it at anytime.  That seemed good for now.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Scott Elbert Goes Back Under the Knife

 @Lobo They say it takes about 24 hours to be approved.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Scott Elbert Goes Back Under the Knife

I finally bit the bullet and sponsored the A.J. Ellis page on Baseball Reference.  NO MORE ORPHAN PAGE!

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Scott Elbert Goes Back Under the Knife

@DavePomerantz @EephusBlue @Mike Petriello @Disgruntled Goat @Lobo @tenaciousjdd This is true. I'm still kicking myself.

3 months, 4 weeks ago on Let’s Assume That the Dodgers Have Interest in Cuban Shortstop Aledmys Diaz

 @Antonio_G I need a get rich quick scheme so I can afford to buy every one of these hats.

4 months ago on Someone Should Make a Database of Players Who Insist On Playing Through Injury

 @efb I am cautiously optimistic that this time around might actually be organized.  I went to the FanFest last spring and it was a clusterfudge.

4 months ago on Someone Should Make a Database of Players Who Insist On Playing Through Injury