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Man, I forgot how bad some of these Dodger Talk callers get. Somebody seriously suggested starting Greinke on short rest to avoid Kershaw. 

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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@ThtsaPaddlin @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @TheConman @KMT59 i think we were just in a bad spot, lot 1 by the sunset entrance. no way out alive. 

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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@TheConman @KMT59 yeesh, that exit traffic was so bad. 

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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@InsideThePark (10 Games) this is an optimistic forecast, but the same result I picture in my head. 

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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@InsideThePark (10 Games) I don't blame you. I'm just not a hater. Except Gerardo Parra because fuck that guy. 

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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@InsideThePark (10 Games) won't lie: every Matt Carpenter foul ball looked like a homerun for a split second, so when the real one happened I tried to talk myself into believing it was just the angle. 

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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Watched this game from the nosebleediest part of the top deck, but somehow felt like I had the best seat in the house. 

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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@Uncultured Bastard are you a penguins fan? 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on National League Wild Card: Giants @ Pirates

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@cvrinc oh shit, it's the real IRS. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on National League Wild Card: Giants @ Pirates

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@cvrinc yep, gotten 2 of them. They're not even convincing. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on National League Wild Card: Giants @ Pirates

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@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs I met him once. Nice guy, speaks 4 languages. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 9, Giants 1: NL West champions

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@DodgerLivingInWeHo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @ABSmileBunch That's always been the crux. On paper it's just stupid. The key is getting everyone healthy at the same time. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 9, Giants 1: NL West champions

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@DodgerLivingInWeHo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @ABSmileBunch Crawford finished on an absolute tear. Actually, our offense is just fucking awesome. i can't believe there was a time when we were all worried we wouldn't score enough runs to back up our pitching staff. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 9, Giants 1: NL West champions

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@ABSmileBunch Kemp and Crawford have some interesting cases for comeback player of year. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 9, Giants 1: NL West champions

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I think Kershaw's behind the back grab invalidated FIP. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 9, Giants 1: NL West champions

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so AJ just had a weird interview. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 9, Giants 1: NL West champions

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Oh what a beautiful day. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 24, 2014: Kershaw Goes For the Clincher

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@Dustin Nosler @Mike Petriello After a while, you have to do something to make people remember you exist, even if it means surrendering to the stupid. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on How Do We Explain Justin Turner?

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@ak825 I want to hate this song, but it makes me think of Justin Turner and then I don't hate it. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on How Do We Explain Justin Turner?

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@Jeremy_N @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now He goes overboard trying to make it seem like Jeter's career wasn't amazing. But his point is well taken. There have been better players who retired without all the fanfare. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on How Do We Explain Justin Turner?

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@Jeremy_N Did you catch Keith Olbermann's rant? 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on How Do We Explain Justin Turner?

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@Jeremy_N Who's Derek Jeter? 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on How Do We Explain Justin Turner?

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Happy Kershaw day, everyone! 

3 weeks, 6 days ago on How Do We Explain Justin Turner?

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Since it's after midnight

http://imgur.com/C71Y3By

Goodnight everyone. I'll sleep well knowing tomorrow is Kershaw day. 

4 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@LA_Woman @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @corylol I mean, it was a good run, right? Turns out there are limits to the magic of rhymezone.com. 

4 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Chavez Ravine Fiend @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was really good, too. I understand why people don't like Yeezus, but I personally thought it was good. I like 808's and hearbreak in certain contexts, but it hard for Kanye to sell me on the idea that technology can make him a good singer. 

4 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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I think Kanye West is a talented musician and Madison Bumgarner is a good pitcher who did a stupid thing and Puig is a good hitter who overreacted to said stupid thing and I don't think any of this has anything to do with race. And the crunchwrap supreme is really good, but for half the price you can get two soft tacos comprised of primarily the same things. 

4 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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The Puig-Bumgarner feud is like a crunchwrap supreme filled with stupid. 

4 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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Tonight's late show is strange even by late show standards. 

4 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@yudodis Reminder, he was actually kinda good when we had him. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs more likely to happen first? 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@Disgruntled Goat @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo @CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs I like where we are. I just prefer certainty over probability. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I know, it's not easy. I'm an introvert at heart who had to coach myself into it, but I'm glad I did. I'm still not where I'd like to be, but I've come a long way. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now try and enjoy it while you can. i know it seems like hell sometimes, but it's one of the easiest times in life to meet cool people. I'm glad I got my nose out of the books fast enough to realize it. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @- Casey - that sounds fun. I haven't been to an arcade since high school. The Nickel Nickel in Cypress used to be a good day of cheap thrills. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now yeah. I've completed my required economics course work, so now I'm just filling out units with one challenging class just to stay on my toes and try to learn STATA to pad my resume a bit. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I feel like such a slacker when I see stuff like this, but just managing to graduate in < 5 years from my school with any degree at all is considered a success. I'll get out with a solid gpa and a pretty marketable major in 4.5 years with minimal debt, and I managed to have some fun while I was at it. Things are looking pretty up. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@- Casey - the day VND was laboring so hard to get Lobo drunk. I wanted to tell him to go to an Arcade with a bag of quarters or something. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now Life is pretty good, all things considered. Got to see Neutral Milk Hotel last night. Stretching class, breakfast with friends, gym, nap, fap. Standard stuff. Not working right now which is a nice change of pace, gearing up to join the real world soon. 


Nice to see you doing nothing for once. You work yourself sick with your course load. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@Lobo Lobo old pal, how goes it? 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@- Casey -  Try explaining to people in real life that your arch rival is a goat. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@- Casey - but I'm pretty generous with my real life faps. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@- Casey - congrats. I'm the Leo of the MSTY's. Still waiting. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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@- Casey - I kind of am, usually. But in a really passive aggressive way. 

1 month ago on Dodgers Clinch A Postseason Berth

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