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@TheConman @SabrDodgers I know you stealth fixed something, but it looks identical to the original. 

3 hours, 22 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@SabrDodgers we accept it as the cost of having a cool guy as manager. 

3 hours, 23 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@DodgersFan @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @SabrDodgers I saw Hanley's shot that hit the top of the Western Metal Supply building in the flesh. That thing was still going up when it hit the brick. 

3 hours, 40 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @SabrDodgers If we're assembling a highlight reel of Kemps best HR's and Hanley's best HR's, I take Hanley. This tells you very little about who's actually a better overall hitter, but Hanley's AB's are can't miss. 

3 hours, 41 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Disgruntled Goat @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @666foldamort My comment was a joke that started to sound eerily similar to analysis. It was not actual #analysis. 

3 hours, 43 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo would you rather have Bumgarner of Kershaw? A serious question they asked. 

4 hours, 3 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@666foldamort They have a lot of experience with power-hitting non-left fielders named Ramirez in left field. 

4 hours, 3 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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Is anyone hoping Ethier could bounce back, or have we all pretty much accepted that he's cooked? 

4 hours, 10 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I remember laughing about this at random points throughout the day, and people would ask me what's so funny, and I'd think.... there is no way for me to explain this to them without a lot of prior background knowledge. 

4 hours, 34 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now without Hanley around and the always questionable status of Kemp, I don't know if our offense could survive losing him. But man... Kershaw, Sale, Greinke, Ryu, whoever.... say your prayers. 

4 hours, 35 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now In a vacuum, but given our overstuffed outfield and how insane that would make our rotation, it's super tempting. 

4 hours, 37 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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(that hypothetical, non-existent trade)

4 hours, 38 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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Last offseason Grant wrote a piece called "Yasiel for Sale" in which he explored a "who says no?" scenario for Yasiel Puig and Chris Sale. He concluded that the Dodgers would say no. I kind of wish we could have that trade back. 

4 hours, 38 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@Mike Petriello A part of me is rooting for Hamels to be the shiny spinning rim on top of the Phillies' tire fire. 

4 hours, 46 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@efb @Mike Petriello @juanhenry He doesn't like him like him.

4 hours, 47 minutes ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@Lobo @Saber Nightmare except most of us kind of stopped caring about Ned giving up mid-low tier prospects for meh relievers. 

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers Lose Onelki, Add Lee, Schebler, Reed

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@Lobo @Saber Nightmare it was sarcastic, pointing out that even our golden boy does the same shit.

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers Lose Onelki, Add Lee, Schebler, Reed

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@the great dick tater @Saber Nightmare he throws real hard though. 

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers Lose Onelki, Add Lee, Schebler, Reed

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@DodgersFan It's more fun in the casual encounters section. 

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers Lose Onelki, Add Lee, Schebler, Reed

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where's the new, word slaves?

4 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers Lose Onelki, Add Lee, Schebler, Reed

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @BIah this sounds like something my stupid friends always say to me to try to get me to spend a bunch of money on plain tickets to somewhere I don't even wanna go. 

1 week ago on Dodgers Acquire Kyle Jensen, Because Oklahoma City Needs Players Too

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I wanted to know where i rank despite commenting on here like maybe once a month.

1 week ago on Dodgers Acquire Kyle Jensen, Because Oklahoma City Needs Players Too

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@BIah you're gonna slay sooo much poon in Europe. 

1 week ago on Dodgers Acquire Kyle Jensen, Because Oklahoma City Needs Players Too

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Blah, do you still keep stats on who has the most faps? 

1 week ago on Dodgers Acquire Kyle Jensen, Because Oklahoma City Needs Players Too

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@Most Valuable foldamort @LiterallyPFP if your F.O. is really gonna have your opinion on Dee Gordon swayed by something like that, your organization has some issues. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Most Valuable foldamort His trade value is probably still quite high, and I would very much like to explore the idea of trading him for a durable, innings eating #4 starter type. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @MScottEiland @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex It's fun that we have an entire 2nd outfield comprised of guys who are at least as good as all outfielders on the Astros. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@MScottEiland @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex yeah, it's cool. Dee is good. Just not sure what we're gonna do with 6 outfielders, three 2nd basemen, zero catchers, and zero shortstops. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @the great dick tater @TheConman @Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. I assumed they were talking about that El Burrito Jr. but I guess there's another one I haven't been to. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Lobo @the great dick tater @TheConman @Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. I'll be at O'Malley's getting hammered. Say hi if you want. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @MScottEiland for some reason I imagine Dee Gordon stealing that writer's ballot, then running around the room shouting "I'M GREASED UP DEAF GUY! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME!" 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @MScottEiland then we try to land Dee Gordon on a comet. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Most Valuable foldamort @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @JackedNate @Dodgers Nerd @BIah I guess part of it was me going out of my way to fuck up a good thing in every possible way. I'd probably have to sit down with a shrink for a long time to really sort through it. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@itsthatguywhodoesstuff @Lobo we all know who wasn't invited to Clayton Kershaw's birthday party last year. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Hikaruu I think it's time for a montage! 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Most Valuable foldamort @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @JackedNate @Dodgers Nerd @BIah my very limited experience has basically been her saying "hey, so... you wanna have meaningless sex?" and me saying "okay, sure" and then feeling like I'm in a video game going through the motions but not actually experiencing anything. Totally different than relationship sex. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now The thing is, for the first like 7 or 8 episodes, nothing really happens. It's just setting the scene and establishing the characters so it feels beyond dry, but it gets really rewarding once it finds its stride. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@JackedNate @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo Totally get why people hate it. I don't bother trying to change their minds. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now finally getting into Mad Men after refusing to give it much of a chance all these years. It's actually quite good. Also watching The League for when I feel a little too high brow and need to come back down to earth a bit. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now ha, that's good. I basically slept all day. I have two group projects, two papers, a novel to read, and a problem set all due next week. Woooo Netflix! 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. @Lobo diving head first all these years has shuffled some stuff around in his brain. 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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