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@JackedNate @Purple Drank Ted Lilly. 

2 days, 11 hours ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine

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@JackedNate @Purple Drank seriously, though. that sucks. I'm unemployed right now too, but it's by choice. Still miss the paychecks. 

2 days, 11 hours ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine

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@JackedNate @Purple Drank you're reading a novel? 

2 days, 11 hours ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine

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@Lobo "Wilson isn't good."

Sold. 

3 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@Chat dans le chapeau I always wonder what would happen if a player dedicated himself to accumulating only walks. That is, the only time he ever swung at a pitch would be to fight off a strike and wait for the pitcher to walk him. This is a stupid idea, but AJ Ellis makes me think about it sometimes. 

6 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren

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@Chat dans le chapeau @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I mean, if all three of them retired today, I can understand. But Kershaw is young enough to be considered a promising rookie. 

6 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren

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@nsxtasy shameless plug for the one on here, if that's still around. 

6 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren

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Suck it, Wainwright.


http://i.imgur.com/USkhQSx.jpg


Coming for you, Dan Quisenberry 

6 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren

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alright, nice shooting the shit with you guys again. i'm gonna watch some Drunk History and pass out. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@PJ14 @Tired Math Cat @thestevesaxtrio Talus fractures, man. The speed destroyer. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Bull Doggy Dogg @0ptimus Jesus was known to fuck some shit up back in his day. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@KMT59 Washington's differential is absurd. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Bay_of_Puigs 'tevs. Not worried about the Giants. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Purple Drank and sometimes hit a homerun off of it. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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Kim Jong Un accepted Clayton Kershaw's ice bucket challenge.


#KershawFacts 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Hoze "sometimes it's just like, no one understands, man."

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Lobo I want to see some romantic fan fiction. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@KMT59 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Tired Math Cat I sprained my ankle rock climbing about six months ago. Totally underestimated how devastating an ankle sprain can be. Took me 3 months to feel normal again. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@Tired Math Cat reminded me of when Kemp slid into home for no reason. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is

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@efb right now? Kershaw. For the next ten years, Trout. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@dappler218 @Guitar also has the control and mentality to adjust to decreased velocity. He's already done it once in his career. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@mickeyhatcher ump wasn't helping in the early goings. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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seems like i blinked and there were 2 outs. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@juanhenry we're playing a game of revisionist history. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@corylol @Bay_of_Puigs @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @DBrim The list of Kershaw's statistical oddities isn't long enough as is. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@dappler218 There are likely some Giants fans who would do that, but only because they think Tim Lincecum is still better than Kershaw. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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@P_F_P @mickeyhatcher  @nsxtasy they'd both be a thousand ways of saying the same thing. 

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario

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what's the Nat's bullpen look like? 

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez

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@LASports96 he does if Kersh is gonna be MVP. 

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez

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Is this the longest bottom of the 6th ever? 

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez

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