Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now
I like baseball and puns. I used to like programming, but I don't like that anymore. I eat a lot of cheez its.
@Lobo @Saber Nightmare except most of us kind of stopped caring about Ned giving up mid-low tier prospects for meh relievers.
2 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers Lose Onelki, Add Lee, Schebler, Reed
@Lobo @Saber Nightmare it was sarcastic, pointing out that even our golden boy does the same shit.
@the great dick tater @Saber Nightmare he throws real hard though.
@DodgersFan It's more fun in the casual encounters section.
where's the new, word slaves?
@SkepticNinja I actually kind of liked it.
5 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Kyle Jensen, Because Oklahoma City Needs Players Too
@Dodgers Nerd TLR getting to me.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @BIah this sounds like something my stupid friends always say to me to try to get me to spend a bunch of money on plain tickets to somewhere I don't even wanna go.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I wanted to know where i rank despite commenting on here like maybe once a month.
@BIah you're gonna slay sooo much poon in Europe.
Blah, do you still keep stats on who has the most faps?
@Most Valuable foldamort @LiterallyPFP if your F.O. is really gonna have your opinion on Dee Gordon swayed by something like that, your organization has some issues.
1 week, 2 days ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@Most Valuable foldamort His trade value is probably still quite high, and I would very much like to explore the idea of trading him for a durable, innings eating #4 starter type.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @MScottEiland @LiterallyPFP #competitivebalance
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @MScottEiland @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex It's fun that we have an entire 2nd outfield comprised of guys who are at least as good as all outfielders on the Astros.
@MScottEiland @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex yeah, it's cool. Dee is good. Just not sure what we're gonna do with 6 outfielders, three 2nd basemen, zero catchers, and zero shortstops.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @the great dick tater @TheConman @Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. I assumed they were talking about that El Burrito Jr. but I guess there's another one I haven't been to.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @the great dick tater @TheConman @Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. Main Street Seal Beach.
@Lobo @the great dick tater @TheConman @Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. I'll be at O'Malley's getting hammered. Say hi if you want.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @MScottEiland for some reason I imagine Dee Gordon stealing that writer's ballot, then running around the room shouting "I'M GREASED UP DEAF GUY! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME!"
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @MScottEiland then we try to land Dee Gordon on a comet.
@Most Valuable foldamort @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @JackedNate @Dodgers Nerd @BIah I guess part of it was me going out of my way to fuck up a good thing in every possible way. I'd probably have to sit down with a shrink for a long time to really sort through it.
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff @Lobo we all know who wasn't invited to Clayton Kershaw's birthday party last year.
@Hikaruu I think it's time for a montage!
@Most Valuable foldamort @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @JackedNate @Dodgers Nerd @BIah my very limited experience has basically been her saying "hey, so... you wanna have meaningless sex?" and me saying "okay, sure" and then feeling like I'm in a video game going through the motions but not actually experiencing anything. Totally different than relationship sex.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now The thing is, for the first like 7 or 8 episodes, nothing really happens. It's just setting the scene and establishing the characters so it feels beyond dry, but it gets really rewarding once it finds its stride.
@JackedNate @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo #livefastdieyoung
@JackedNate @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Lobo Totally get why people hate it. I don't bother trying to change their minds.
@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. @capnsparrow @Dustin Nosler like every other thursday, maybe.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now finally getting into Mad Men after refusing to give it much of a chance all these years. It's actually quite good. Also watching The League for when I feel a little too high brow and need to come back down to earth a bit.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. in a tricked out Corolla.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now ha, that's good. I basically slept all day. I have two group projects, two papers, a novel to read, and a problem set all due next week. Woooo Netflix!
@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. @Lobo diving head first all these years has shuffled some stuff around in his brain.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I'm at that point where I have so many things I need to do that I just decide to not do anything at all.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now how you been?
@Lobo lacrosse is no joke.
@JackedNate @Most Valuable foldamort @Dodgers Nerd @BIah I'm not against these kinds of arrangements in theory. Just in my experiences, they're never as great as you think they're gonna be.
@Lobo @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @LiterallyPFP @foldamort sure, but good defensive players fuck up at bad times as well.
1 week, 3 days ago on Just Like Every Year: Clayton Kershaw, Cy Young Winner
@LiterallyPFP @foldamort I would be interesting to see compelling, statistically significant regressions that demonstrate an actual difference in the attributes that win postseason games vs. regular season games. I'm not saying there's no difference. Perhaps there are some traits that are more advantageous over a short series. I just want to see somebody actually demonstrate it and not just speculate about it or cite anecdotal evidence.
@Weston T @foldamort It's a no-win question. The only way to win is not to play, which is exactly what he did.
pre workout's kicking in. who wants to invade a small country with me?
@Weston T @Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. you have something in common with Madison Bumgarner
@dappler218 @- Casey - *just not in the 6th and 7th innings of two postseason games.
@Disgruntled Goat it's just a bummer that it has to be this way. I wanted to remember Kershaw's historically awesome season and watch gifs. But I'm not doing that. I have to have the conversation I'm having instead.
@MajorPuigBaseball @dappler218 @- Casey - all the usual understandings regarding sample size issues, batted ball luck, and managerial decisions go out the window because REAL HEROES NEVER EVER DO BAD WHEN IT COUNTS!
@dappler218 @- Casey - friendly reminder that Koufax lost playoff games too.
@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!) @foldamort @Mike Petriello So it's like this. You know when you're trying really hard to think of the word for something, and you can like... imagine yourself having said that word and you know all the words leading up to it and following it in a sentence, but for some reason you're just blanking super hard on what that word is. And then you just say fuck it and go watch some reruns of That 70's Show, and then out of nowhere Fez does something stupid to that makes you think of the word you couldn't remember. That's what we need to happen, but with inexpensive players instead of words.
@Mike Petriello 4???
@Hoze The Dodgers expected him to be dead by now and made no contingency plans for the off chance that he's still pretending to be a meaningful part of the team.
@LiterallyPFP @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @DodgersFan Mike Trout had a game where he hit for the cycle and had a negative WPA last year. The two situations are completely incomparable, but it's still something that happened.