I like baseball and puns. I used to like programming, but I don't like that anymore. I eat a lot of cheez its.
@†ymathee We may well accept it. Whether Ethier does or not remains to be seen.
1 week ago on Mailbag #22: Fifth starter concerns, Guerrero, Ethier, forgotten prospects
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Dustin Nosler I wonder, though, how often that extra 2 inches or so would really be the difference over the course of a season.
@ABSmileBunch @†ymathee @Mike Petriello this is one of those things where it's probably just best to ask the pitchers, maybe anonymously since i doubt many would be willing to throw a bad catcher under the bus. A lot of the catcher's contribution takes place off the field, in between starts, after games. It's almost like having another coach if they're good.
@PagansOedipalComplex again, Olivera is fine. Would have much rather have had Moncada (sanctions be damned), but taking a cheap 7th year as a hedge on his wonky elbow doesn't really seem like much of a hedge.
1 week ago on Dodgers Spend A Ton Of Money On Hector Olivera, Because They Can
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ I didn't even say I dislike the signing. I just don't really think his 7th year will be all that relevant.
@DBrim if Olivera is a useful player in 7 years, I'll eat some serious crow.
@James Loney Apologist @just Paul @Tymathee easy for this guy, who has time to cook rice. try cooking rice when your gas got shutoff and you're walking home from your second job at the knot tying factory.
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers’ prospects, as ranked by others
@James Loney Apologist @Tymathee Maybe to you it is. To a single mom of 4 kids crippled by student loan debts from her foolish attempt to improve her life, that buck is the difference between life with or without electricity, you selfish dick.
@PagansOedipalComplex there will be at the very least hot dogs and fireworks on one day.
@Purple Drank @just Paul uncredentialed.
Keith Law hates us.
meet the new boss tomorrow. unrelated, anyone have any xanax?
1 week, 5 days ago on Corey Seager, Darnell Sweeney, Scott Schebler, and 3 others cut
@Mike Petriello Drank, your like provides the necessary affirmation I needed for a joke that was probably out of line but was too hard to pass on.
1 week, 6 days ago on Corey Seager, Darnell Sweeney, Scott Schebler, and 3 others cut
@Mike Petriello it's a little like bringing up anal.
@Subtle Euphemism do teenagers ride shopping cars down it?
@PagansOedipalComplex Kentucky > God
@Tymathee @just Paul I was really high at the time.
1 week, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thinkpurpledrank.tumblr.com/post/114061224905/hella-spring-battles-the-outfield
I know spring stats don't matter, but it would be so cool to see Joc put up a ROY campaign.
@Mike Petriello Jay said it best. "would you rather be underpaid or overrated?"
I feel like there's a child labor law being violated with this guy.
2 weeks ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously
@TheConman @just Paul this is brilliant. Pay young players to change their last name to Cialis or Lunesta.
I swear Steiner called him "Lipitor"
Did Pfizer discover a loophole in the jersey advertising rules?
Anybody here collect antique gramophones?
@BlueMarvin (Not Freaking Out) @just Paul he was adequate but not great.
hearing Ned relive the glory days is great.
@Vin_Skully @just Paul @Storytime with Villain his money is in the bank.
@Storytime with Villain at this point Joc is just trying to demoralize Ethier.
Ned thinks that all long term contracts are smart.
@BurritoCat @just Paul in myself.
I thought Addison Russell was white until right now. :(
@BurritoCat @just Paul @Mike Petriello that was before spring started.
@Mike Petriello @BurritoCat and very injury free.
@obi wan tatobi @just Paul I don't see how bank of america is related to this question at all.
@obi wan tatobi statistically, probably closer than you think.
@BlueMarvin (Not Freaking Out) Paul Bako says fuck you!
@Disgruntled Goat @uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ I live very close to a high school that's gonna get out in an hour. I might end up on a registry if I do this.
@Superba @just Paul @Purple Drank "hey guys, totally unrelated, asking for a friend. what's your policy on codeine based medications without a prescription?"
@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ I'm now employed, this is what you do when you're the opposite of employed.
@Purple Drank @just Paul I don't know if the company drank tests or not yet.
Wooo, finally got a job. I'm looking at a bottle of scotch. too early to crack that shit open?
@Casey the DeliMan Comcast and that Atlanta Braves. I can't think of two more likable entities.
@Disgruntled Goat I watched it all the way through and laughed the whole time and came away with a different point of view, or at least confirmed some of the things I always sort of thought were a little bit fucked up.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Mailbag #21: Seager/Guzman/LaRoche Comps, Joc Concerns, Dodgers Not Spending?
I'm getting the worst Deja Vu right now.
@BurritoCat reading my eHarmony profile.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on More camp cuts: Dodgers option Zach Lee, Joe Wieland and others
@shotgunhomie Joc, Urias, and Seager or gtfo.
@LA_Woman @just Paul @Math Space Cat @capnsparrow not at the moment, but since I bought MLB.tv I can actually view broadcasts for the first time in like a year.
@LA_Woman @Math Space Cat @capnsparrow I loved the "where do you stand on the sabermetrics debate?"dialogue. There is no debate, except the one that they continue to bring up so that they can make fun of things that they don't understand.