I like baseball and puns. I used to like programming, but I don't like that anymore. I eat a lot of cheez its.
@MajorPuigBaseball @just Paul http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/12778578/madison-bumgarner-rejects-max-scherzer-assertion-national-league-adopt-designated-hitter
3 hours, 49 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
"Oh, well, my wet newspaper is 34½ inches, 33½ ounces, and I'm waiting on some new ones right now."
3 hours, 50 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
@MajorPuigBaseball @just Paul @itsthatguywhodoesstuff we all know what it's like to be deprived of the delicious Mexican cuisine.
3 hours, 57 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
@MajorPuigBaseball @itsthatguywhodoesstuff @just Paul I like that you amended your post to properly express sympathy for the situation.
3 hours, 58 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff @just Paul @MajorPuigBaseball that's rough man. All the nearby ATMs in the world couldn't get me the burrito I wanted.
3 hours, 59 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
@MajorPuigBaseball i went to my favorite burrito place today, forgetting they were closed mondays. but then the dodgers kicked the giants ass and it wasn't such a bad day after all.
4 hours, 2 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
@Bay_of_Puigs @just Paul old testament Mike used to drop them from time to time. Then he got national attention and the man got to him and shit.
4 hours, 27 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
@wilhud i think i was happier to see Pagan eat shit than the ball go out. Not in an injury wishing sort of way, just aesthetically.
4 hours, 29 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
Been a while since we got a good solid F bomb in our recaps. Thanks, Chad.
4 hours, 36 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 3: The Joc Pederson Party
@Ray Ban Aviatater @DBrim I drafted him as an afterthought. Love when that happens.
8 hours, 25 minutes ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 27, 2015: Never Love Anything, Ever
@TheConman @Disgruntled Goat @DBrim @Ray Ban Aviatater @just Paul "They can go either way, and they usually do."
8 hours, 34 minutes ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 27, 2015: Never Love Anything, Ever
Hey, Zach Lee. No pressure or anything, but now's about the time to be earning that signing bonus.
8 hours, 36 minutes ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 27, 2015: Never Love Anything, Ever
@Pimparoo (You Know What It Is Vol. 3) I think the Angels telling the world "We think so little of Hamilton we were pissed he was deemed eligible to play for us" probably didn't help.
2 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers’ organizational depth is second to none
Realized I've had Bartolo Colon on my bench for the last 3 weeks. This feels like about the right time for the magic to run out.
@Lobo still the best fantasy shortstop after Tulo.
2 days, 14 hours ago on Dodgers’ organizational depth is second to none
@juanhenry Rob Dyrdek looks like a pothead high school kid, so it kinda makes sense.
I thought DK was on hiatus.
@Lobo @Farhan's Mini-Screwdriver just save the url for later.
1 week, 3 days ago on Rockies @ Dodgers April 17, 2015: Many Notes Edition
just as I said it, there it goes.
1 week, 4 days ago on Dodgers use financial might to put monetary value on draft pick
anybody else having trouble using mlb.tv?
@uosɹədəɔıu sǝɹpɐd ʎɹəʌ™ keepin' it 100.
1 week, 5 days ago on Mariners @ Dodgers April 15, 2015: Civil Rights Game
@OSaltyOne @just Paul Time Warner did this to me.
@uosɹədəɔıu sǝɹpɐd ʎɹəʌ™ not in my line of work.
I keep forgetting to turn my VPN off and then google maps wants me to measure everything in Kilometers.
Hearing "civil rights game" will never not be funny.
@Guitar @just Paul you don't NEED to be a flamethrower to be successful, but it's certainly one hell of a genetic step up.
@Superba @just Paul I give Vin the benefit of the doubt.
Vin seems to be under the impression that velocity doesn't matter, which... ok.
@KMT59 well that answers that
@KMT59 JP i think.
@KMT59 @Weston T @RustyH Steve Lyons?
1 week, 6 days ago on Dodgers 6, Mariners 5: Thank you, Howie Kendrick
So theoretically, how good would Ethier's numbers have to be at the trade deadline to make him movable, assuming we eat say 60% of his contract?
@MScottEiland @TellMyWifeISaidHello the Andruw Jones contract was defensible at the time of the signing. Pierre... not so much.
@Impressive Math Towel @just Paul @Raul Franklin AJ was not an acceptable starting catcher though.
@Raul Franklin As much as I loved our powerhouse 2-3-4 last year, it's kind of nice to have a more balanced lineup. Every inning feels like we have a chance.
@Impressive Math Towel @SabrDodgers I always wonder what would have happened with him if not for the Mike Tyson incident.
damn, howie looking menacing in that picture.
@AtomAgeVampirein308 @just Paul i think it's actually my internet.
1 week, 6 days ago on Mariners @ Dodgers April 14, 2015: David Huff Is A Real Person
mlb.tv shit out for all the awful parts of this game and came back on just in time. Thanks, mlb.tv.
you're probably more likely to have seen this in Guam than LA.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Dodgers 7, Padres 4: Adrian Gonzalez is A-God
Working from home is great, except for when you have a deadline and the Dodgers are on.
3 weeks ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 6, 2015: Opening Day
Of course I grab Kolten Wong off waivers and leave him on my bench.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Arsenal Analysis: Dodgers Worst Pitches Of 2014
Taking bets on Mike's next headline.
"Good Padres get more good. Dodgers still better."
@Mike Petriello LSD
@Lobo Morrissey went to St. Mary's.
@Lobo @just Paul I was trying to be generous. I have Shields and Kimbrel in my 2nd fantasy league, so I've just found myself in another conflict of interest moment.
Elite closers these days buy you what, 2-3.5 WAR?
@Bay_of_Puigs @just Paul AGon
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Joc means the Dodgers have a center fielder + Puig knocked out of game
To anybody interested from the previous post's fantasy discussion,
I managed to get Stanton, Felix, and Kimbrel for Kershaw, Gonzales, and Kipnis. Yeah, I think I won that trade.