Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now
I like baseball and puns. I used to like programming, but I don't like that anymore. I eat a lot of cheez its.
@Turner_for_Treasury a rose by any other name.
2 days, 15 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez
@Purple Drank @tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Dodger in Florida featuring an older, more expensive Pablo Sandoval!
2 days, 16 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez
@Purple Drank @tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Dodger in Florida You think this year is bad? Wait 'til next year!
what's the Nat's bullpen look like?
@DodgerNoLongerLivingintheBay @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @LASports96 Yeah. He's carrying my fantasy team. But BBWAA is dumb.
@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @LASports96 never ever ever ever give MVP to a non-playoff team's player.
@LASports96 he does if Kersh is gonna be MVP.
Is this the longest bottom of the 6th ever?
@moneynow27 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @PagansOedipalComplex though.
2 days, 19 hours ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years
@PagansOedipalComplex @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @moneynow27 but it throws it real fast thought!
@moneynow27 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now It's probably just wishful thinking or I'm running out of relievers who haven't totally shit the bed yet, but I'd like to see him put in more high leverage spots.
@PagansOedipalComplex @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Purple Drank they have a constant game of musical chairs with former cy young winners who are getting paid a lot of money to have once been good.
@Purple Drank @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now "can't explain it, man. Every time Pagan plays, I either go 4-4 with a double or I get laid that night. Minute he takes a day off, I've got no game."
@PagansOedipalComplex @Purple Drank starting to wonder if maybe Lincecum has lost a step or two.
@Purple Drank @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now which is why it angers me so much. They're WRONG. That's stupid! Pagan is a 4 win player in a good year. But... yep, the Giants win an exceptional amount of games with him in the lineup. Fuck you, universe!
@PF Flyers They probably all did ask for Joc and Julio, but that didn't have to be the end of the conversation.
@Purple Drank I know it doesn't mean anything, or maybe it means something, probably nothing though. But the Giants record with Pagan is another world compared to without.
@efb Hanley lives!
@Purple Drank @efb just be patient.
2 days, 20 hours ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years
@Disgruntled Goat @Dustin Nosler There are plenty of reasons to criticize Ned, but infinite money or not, taking the team from the 2010/2011 tire fire to a team that's now on track for a second consecutive playoff berth with a growing farm deserves some recognition.
@BIah @Uncultured Bastard @P_F_P I had it linked to me with no idea what it was. Not cool, guys.
3 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 7, Mets 4: Adrian Gonzalez, Have a Night
@JustinDrummond @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @P_F_P learned that today.
@DBrim @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @P_F_P http://imgur.com/Essb6Gv
@DBrim @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @P_F_P huh, didn't know that.
@P_F_P @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now http://i.imgur.com/aQ3HfIR.jpg
@P_F_P so yeah, the tweet was more racist than it seemed.
@P_F_P I'm pretty sure it's from the "Black Science Man" meme.
@Disgruntled Goat I've taken to saying "nil" instead of "zero" when referring to baseball scores lately. It's a lot more fun.
@BIah @P_F_P I want to see the legal document for this agreement.
@BIah sometimes sex is meaningful, and sometimes it isn't. Knowing the difference between the two will save you a lot of hurt.
3 days, 8 hours ago on Dodgers 7, Mets 4: Adrian Gonzalez, Have a Night
@BIah I get this advice a lot, and it's not that I think they're wrong. I just think people put too much stake in it. Fuck all you want, but don't fuck just because you feel like you should.
@BIah This is... not insignificant.
3 days, 11 hours ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 22, 2014: Ethier Lives, Greinke Maybe Lives, Beckett Doesn’t Live
@mickeyhatcher did we ever figure out why he got so much money?
@ak825 @Blah's Catholic School Protopaul I can't tell if it's an actual MD giving medical advice on obscure illnesses, or just some dude making shit up.
4 days, 13 hours ago on Report: Dodgers’ Triple-A affiliate moving to Oklahoma City, maybe
@ak825 you should see the new msti.co
I am in serious favor of this move if it is, indeed, true.
@BIah I see college has exposed you to some new things.
4 days, 19 hours ago on Dee Gordon did indeed make changes in 2014, including recent adjustments
@Mike Petriello @Tymathee which, in a global sense, is true.
@Mike Petriello @Tymathee I have a Yankee fan friend who insists that although Jeter isn't quite what he used to be, he's still better than most shortstops.
@Mike Petriello I demand a refund.
Where's all the gifs and complaining?
ok this is too weird for me. night all.
5 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 2, Padres 1: Clayton Kershaw great, Justin Turner also good
@Turner_for_Treasury @Blah's Catholic School Protopaul I don't do that habitually anymore.
5 days, 8 hours ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 21, 2014: Kinda need this win, fellas
@ tomato you could say that.
why does this feel like a playoff game?
6 days, 7 hours ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 20, 2014: Time To Panic, Probably
@ak825 @Jeremy_N taking food off the table of grounds crew worker's families.
6 days, 19 hours ago on Mailbag #10: Comebacks, A-Gon vs. shift, Puig’s power, Giancarlo dreaming
@Jeremy_N forget the plate blocking rule, what are you gonna do about this, Mr. new commissionerpants