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@Mike Petriello dude, not everyone belongs on a contending  major league bsaseball team.

5 hours, 55 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@PagansOedipalComplex @Paulstracized  @DeucesWild even outside of ABQ, it's a tough place to pitch. Definitely lost some luster, but I think it's too early to declare him a flameout. 

6 hours ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@PagansOedipalComplex @DeucesWild Not that I think Lee is gonna be a star or anything, but I don't think it's a coincidence that his worst year is happening in the PCL. 

6 hours, 2 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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I had the sentence: 

"tevs, haren's gonna pitch a cgso. this one's in the bag."

typed right as the pitch left haren's hand 

6 hours, 4 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@BIah @Paulstracized hey speaking of mods, I know I haven't been around a whole lot so it's probably a coincidence, but I haven't seen Eephus on here in a long time. He still around? 

6 hours, 24 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@nsxtasy I feel kind of bad for rooting for someone else's failure, but I'm not quite sure how ti finish this sentence. 

6 hours, 26 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@BIah @Paulstracized Ha, I'm sad I wasn't around for the banning. Did he post too many screencaps of his Dee Gordon predictions or something? 

6 hours, 29 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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DK is the new fap santa? 

6 hours, 32 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@tsneddy and then sighed and said "we're still the cubs though."

6 hours, 33 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@P_F_P Goddammit, Jeff, this is not bowling. This is baseball. There are rules. 

6 hours, 38 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@P_F_P @BIah wait, beachballs are allowed?

6 hours, 40 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@Disgruntled Goat @P_F_P I love that nobody takes him seriously enough to care. 

6 hours, 40 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@tsneddy I'm fully aware of how strange and borderline creepy my reverence for Vin Scully is going to seem to my offspring should that day ever come. 

6 hours, 41 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@BIah there's gonna be a documentary called "Drank Camp" one day, and Drank will play the Becky character.

6 hours, 47 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@PagansOedipalComplex @steelmohawk thinking about Greinke making phone calls to Theo Epstein is making me giggle. 

6 hours, 52 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@P_F_P @Paulstracized  @DBrim I love Zack precisely because he's so enigmatic and candid. 

6 hours, 53 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@P_F_P @DBrim the "pulling wings off of flies.xml" reference painted a picture of Greinke's wide-eyed, evil grin as he meticulously watched his colony of wingless flies struggle. 

6 hours, 57 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@nsxtasy if he was balked to 2nd maybe he wasn't considered in scoring position legitimately? 

6 hours, 58 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@Disgruntled Goat @Paulstracized I guess everyone has their axes to grind. 

7 hours, 4 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@LA_Woman @Paulstracized You guys are the best. And by best I mean the absolute worst. 

7 hours, 7 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@tsneddy (don't know if this is still true after the 9 hits last night, but whatever. it's close) 

7 hours, 9 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@tsneddy he has a higher OPS than he's allowed. He gets a pass on the hitting. 

7 hours, 9 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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For PFP:


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I wanted to say something in regards to the "Doyers" conversation down there without it getting buried. 


I'm not hypersensitive to all racial humor if it's done in the right way. What makes the "doyers" joke annoying is the way that every fucking person who says it acts like they just came up with it right there. What makes it even more annoying is that the team decided to latch onto this hackneyed and completely lazy joke by marketing the "doyer dog" I believe towards the end of the McCourt reign. I don't think any hurtful or overt racism was ever intended by making a light-hearted observation about a large part of the Dodger fanbase, but now it's just offensive because it's not funny and never really was all that funny.

7 hours, 11 minutes ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 1, 2014: If It ‘Aint Broke, Don’t Fix It, I Guess

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@Mike Petriello @Paulstracized ha, whatever. it's not that important. i'd rather see the game threat. 

7 hours, 13 minutes ago on The Day After Absolutely Nothing

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I wanted to say something in regards to the "Doyers" conversation down there without it getting buried. 


I'm not hypersensitive to all racial humor if it's done in the right way. What makes the "doyers" joke annoying is the way that every fucking person who says it acts like they just came up with it right there. What makes it even more annoying is that the team decided to latch onto this hackneyed and completely lazy joke by marketing the "doyer dog" I believe towards the end of the McCourt reign. I don't think any hurtful or overt racism was ever intended by making a light-hearted observation about a large part of the Dodger fanbase, but now it's just offensive because it's not funny and never really was all that funny. 

7 hours, 13 minutes ago on The Day After Absolutely Nothing

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@Raul Franklin I'm still trying to figure out what use Colorado has for Latroy Hawkins. 

14 hours, 47 minutes ago on The Day After Absolutely Nothing

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@Disgruntled Goat I really don't think it'll be much of an obstacle. Most teams can't afford anybody we'd want. 

1 day, 7 hours ago on Congratulations, You Survived the Deadline

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@Hoze because any time you can blame somebody else for not doing exactly what you wanted them to do, why wouldn't you? 

1 day, 12 hours ago on Congratulations, You Survived the Deadline

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@RA_S Justin Verlander is their 5th starter? 

1 day, 12 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Mike Petriello for Lee and or Reed?

1 day, 12 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Swung at ball 4 it gets weirder. 

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Mike Petriello I have to think all the other team's fans are here too. 

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@DodgerBytes Infant Pale Ale 

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Mike Petriello plot twist: Mariners are both the second and the third team involved. 

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Hoze @DBrim life of a major leaguer

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@DBrim ughhh

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@DodgerBytes it's like the American Idol auditions of the trade deadline. Just show us the best and the laughable. 

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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this is fun. 

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@NotBatman the replies are even better. 

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Lance Uppercut @efb 3 people simultaneously throw up the same analogy. Strange. 

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@efb eye of the storm?

1 day, 13 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Mike Petriello I read this comment to presume that Joc's numbers are the result of steroids. 

1 day, 14 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @Chris Perez's Future Employer and probably Matt Quincy Adams too. 

1 day, 14 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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@Hoze @Paulstracized just trying to get a feel for how highly you value Seager. 

1 day, 14 hours ago on Two Hours To Go

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