Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now
I like baseball and puns. I used to like programming, but I don't like that anymore. I eat a lot of cheez its.
@JackedNate @Purple Drank Ted Lilly.
2 days, 11 hours ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine
@JackedNate @Purple Drank seriously, though. that sucks. I'm unemployed right now too, but it's by choice. Still miss the paychecks.
@JackedNate @Purple Drank you're reading a novel?
@Lobo "Wilson isn't good."
3 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
here for some easy faps
@Chat dans le chapeau I always wonder what would happen if a player dedicated himself to accumulating only walks. That is, the only time he ever swung at a pitch would be to fight off a strike and wait for the pitcher to walk him. This is a stupid idea, but AJ Ellis makes me think about it sometimes.
6 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren
@Chat dans le chapeau @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now I mean, if all three of them retired today, I can understand. But Kershaw is young enough to be considered a promising rookie.
@nsxtasy shameless plug for the one on here, if that's still around.
Suck it, Wainwright.
Coming for you, Dan Quisenberry
alright, nice shooting the shit with you guys again. i'm gonna watch some Drunk History and pass out.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 3, D-Backs 1: Clayton Kershaw Wants To Know Where The Pool Is
@PJ14 @Tired Math Cat @thestevesaxtrio Talus fractures, man. The speed destroyer.
@Bull Doggy Dogg @Bay_of_Puigs @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @0ptimus fuck da police
@Bay_of_Puigs @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Bull Doggy Dogg @0ptimus Mark 11:12-25
@Raul Franklin TWTW
@Bull Doggy Dogg @0ptimus Jesus was known to fuck some shit up back in his day.
@KMT59 Washington's differential is absurd.
@Omer (beercoozie) @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Purple Drank ohh. never saw frozen.
@Bay_of_Puigs 'tevs. Not worried about the Giants.
@Omer (beercoozie) @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Purple Drank idgi?
@Purple Drank and sometimes hit a homerun off of it.
Kim Jong Un accepted Clayton Kershaw's ice bucket challenge.
@Nonexistant both overrated.
@Hoze "sometimes it's just like, no one understands, man."
@Lobo I want to see some romantic fan fiction.
@KMT59 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Tired Math Cat I sprained my ankle rock climbing about six months ago. Totally underestimated how devastating an ankle sprain can be. Took me 3 months to feel normal again.
@Tired Math Cat reminded me of when Kemp slid into home for no reason.
@efb right now? Kershaw. For the next ten years, Trout.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario
@dappler218 @Guitar also has the control and mentality to adjust to decreased velocity. He's already done it once in his career.
@dappler218 I wanna see Kenley.
@mickeyhatcher ump wasn't helping in the early goings.
seems like i blinked and there were 2 outs.
@juanhenry we're playing a game of revisionist history.
@corylol @Bay_of_Puigs @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @DBrim The list of Kershaw's statistical oddities isn't long enough as is.
@Bay_of_Puigs @DBrim Colon?
@dappler218 There are likely some Giants fans who would do that, but only because they think Tim Lincecum is still better than Kershaw.
@P_F_P @mickeyhatcher @nsxtasy they'd both be a thousand ways of saying the same thing.
@mickeyhatcher @nsxtasy or at least make a twitter for it.
@Turner_for_Treasury a rose by any other name.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 24, 2014: Welcome back (again), Hanley Ramirez
@Purple Drank @tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Dodger in Florida featuring an older, more expensive Pablo Sandoval!
@Purple Drank @tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Dodger in Florida You think this year is bad? Wait 'til next year!
what's the Nat's bullpen look like?
@DodgerNoLongerLivingintheBay @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @LASports96 Yeah. He's carrying my fantasy team. But BBWAA is dumb.
@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @LASports96 never ever ever ever give MVP to a non-playoff team's player.
@LASports96 he does if Kersh is gonna be MVP.
Is this the longest bottom of the 6th ever?
@moneynow27 @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @PagansOedipalComplex though.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Joc Pederson becomes first 30-30 player in PCL 80 years
@PagansOedipalComplex @Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @moneynow27 but it throws it real fast thought!