@trapellar Since you work for the VERY mainstream reporters you are right to mock someone in JUST the mainstream. You funny.
"at a slow jogging pace" .
Yeah just like you saw. Dude you're trying too hard.
Eerrr he said,.... shit I mean... he wasn't chasing him, wait I mean,he was kinda but not but he was but you know ummm,
Still trying. That's the spirit. If someone had their head bashed in on the sidewalk, paramedics would have taken him in for x-rays. I like your story better. It's silly.
Yeah that's a gash on his head. Ha Ha. You can't help yourself. You try real hard. Bless your heart. We know you mean well, it just comes out wrong sometimes. You need a hug.
@trapellar Trapellar do you have your Tucker Carlson bow tie on? C'mon admit it.
@trapellar I have been a journalist for very mainstream papers and magazines for a long time,
"Very mainstream" is the tipoff
Trapellar you wouldn't mind if we all play "journalist" with you, would you? You can wear a bow tie like Tucker Carlson, I'll wear a hat like Drudge.
@rcaden How far do you have to dig when Barney Fife and his crew are feeding you chumpcakes. Hook, line, and sinker baby.
Don't take it so hard. Best white trash reporting I've ever seen. EVAH. I hear it gave Geraldo a boner. You deserves hugs and a plastic trophy. And McDonalds afterward.