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holy shit this is gold.  I want to move to a central american country and shoot people in the face with him

7 hours, 38 minutes ago on How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus

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Just ask Chris Perez, calling out fans always ends badly.  Those fans pay your salary you dinosaur looking fuck, how about just saying thanks to the ones that stayed. 

7 hours, 43 minutes ago on Chris Bosh Tells Fans Who Left Early To Stay Home

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Randy marsh from South Park.

5 days, 15 hours ago on The Weekender: Fictional Dads

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they'll reboot the reference i bet.  "I told you I'd be back" *winks at the audience*

5 days, 22 hours ago on Arnold Schwarzenegger Confirms ‘Terminator 5′

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We should make handguns legal again in Chicago, that would at least get us to 2050

6 days, 6 hours ago on In the Year 2043: White Majority is Done in the U.S.

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fake fake, totally fake.  Camera work goes from completely "amateur" phone-like shots before the tent goes down, then goes into tight zooming on reaction shots after the fact.  Derka derka, fakehammed jihad.

6 days, 6 hours ago on Drunk Girl Ruins Wedding

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@TheDonCarpenter wow, she posted her phone number on her instagram.  good, hope this cunt gets harassed to the point of mental breakdown.  That poor guy that walked in was kinda like fez, all locked up

1 week, 2 days ago on Worst Person Ever vs Dunkin Donuts Worker

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dont fuck with her, she has a business degree.  she posts a lot of stuff online because of her business degree.

1 week, 2 days ago on Worst Person Ever vs Dunkin Donuts Worker

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Bar Wars

1 week, 5 days ago on “Star Wars” Is Translated Into Navajo

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If only there was a call in advice show to help him get back on that horse.

2 weeks ago on CNET Founder Pisses Away $200 Million in 5 Years

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Is anyone even seeing that the 3+ trillion dollars go to paying law enforcement, people that manufacture the surveillance, safety, and other types of equipment used in drug busts? Are they really fucking trying to sell me lazy pothead workers instead of everything involved in the machine of the "war on drugs"? Propaganda pure and simple. Personally I think it should be legal, but if they're trying to say that we are wasting money that could be spent elsewhere they're crazy. Please tell that to every dea employee, the thousands of manufacturing jobs, and the owners of those companies. Lazy fucking potheads

2 weeks ago on ACLU: The War on Pot is a Failure

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That guy has a ginger reverse hitler haircut. Rest in piss.

2 weeks ago on Self Help Radio Hosts Dead in Double Suicide

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Sooooo people can dress up as a guy who came back to life and performed magic in order to recreate his death (a passion play) and its considered good for children, yet this guy dresses like real historical figures and they take his kids away? I don't agree with this guy at all, and even believe he's a dick for his political views but Jesus fucking Christ you can't take his kids for this. Mommy-state cunts.

Look at it this way, isn't this the exact thing that our grandparents fought for? The right to freely believe whatever the fuck you want? Fucking irony.

2 weeks ago on Baby Hitler’s Dad Gets Dressed Up For Court

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No problem here, he was strong with the force. He didn't even have to pick through the ashtray, force.

2 weeks ago on Luke Skywalker Smokes Your Cigarettes

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I absolutely hate the east side of cleveland.  If you live here or ever come here, don't bother going to the jungle (anywhere east of I-77).  Fucking disgusting human garbage lives over there.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on 8 Arrested At School Brawl. The School Was a Kindergarten.

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I have a feeling he wrote bye bye in the book to get a little internet heat.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Heath Ledger’s Joker Diary

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If someone called me "Bud Fox" I'd fucking kill them on principle

2 weeks, 4 days ago on The Rules to Being a Goldman Sachs Intern

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just like a gameday bucket....

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Boom Goes The Taco Bell

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@edrooney Hopefully they merge these two mind blowing technologies... Don't turn on your microwave until the mountains on the keypad turn blue

4 weeks ago on Cold Fusion is Coming

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Now we just wait for diabetes or heart disease to pull the show for good.

4 weeks, 1 day ago on CBS Pulls ‘Mike And Molly’ Tornado Themed Finale

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