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They stopped advertising for protitutes err "escort services" in the back page which was like 98 percent of their revenue.
17 hours, 40 minutes ago on Bloodbath at the Village Voice
Most of the stuff on there is "sponsored posts" and ads now.
Going public killed it since now they have to turn a "profit" and have a "business plan"
20 hours, 1 minute ago on Rupert Murdoch Says Facebook Is Starting To Implode
Somewhere on Bedford Avenue a hipster living in a $2,500 a month studio apartment is asking his mom to deposit more money in his account to cover the cost of a tall boy going from $1.50 to $1.75 at the bodega.
20 hours, 7 minutes ago on PBR Is So Popular It’s Stopped Being Cheap
I don't blame him. I am sure he just got finished eating a marshmallow out of a man's asshole or finishing some other gay frat hazing ritual.
1 day, 14 hours ago on Being in a Frat is Totally Worth It
Cut off their heads so they don't come back then.
1 day, 15 hours ago on Australians Are Bringing Back the Dead
Sweedish media made me look like a real asshole, when I submitted this tale to the ibang they didn't mention it being a hoax. Damn you herring munchers.
1 day, 20 hours ago on Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
@Archbishop Boozebag Equal parts rum and pirate jizz
2 days, 21 hours ago on The Coca Cola Recipe Is For Sale
The secret ingredient is Pepsi
3 days, 10 hours ago on The Coca Cola Recipe Is For Sale
@SarahMcPants Raider of Tomb has Cancerous Womb
3 days, 21 hours ago on Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy Due to Cancer Fears
@YotaruVegeta @Vickroy Rent it, I am pretty sure this is the 1990s
Better headline: No more tit for Mr. Pitt!
3 days, 22 hours ago on Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy Due to Cancer Fears
I bought house of leaves today that thing looks like a fucker to read 700 pages and written in wacky weird fonts, it better be worth it Pepper.
4 days, 11 hours ago on 42 More Great Books for Your Summer Reading List
I guess that is enough time to whip it out and get in one last jack before horrible death.
4 days, 15 hours ago on Algorithms Can Predict Future Disasters
Yawn big deal thats how they made em until Guttenberg came along and obsoleted the profession of monk, allowing them much more free time to diddle little boys.
4 days, 16 hours ago on Man Finishes Writing Out Bible By Hand
@DeathProof @SarahMcPants Eh true he died but you probably avoided a decade of captivity and several rape babies. Always trust the creep alarm in your head!
4 days, 19 hours ago on Quick Question: Guilt
Having a child.
It is better than having to glue pepper stanley's beard to your face.
5 days, 12 hours ago on Richard Branson Cross Dresses
@Turbo_Squirbo I was about to ask the same thing. I assume it involves a lot of black people causing a ruckus and brandishing firearms.
5 days, 12 hours ago on 19 Shot at New Orleans Mothers Day Parade
The babies look just like him! And every other guy in China.
1 week ago on Director Accused of Breaking China’s ‘One Child’ Policy, Faces $26 Million Fine
Physically preventing someone from leaving an area is felony kidnapping fyi
1 week ago on Kid On a Bike in Williamsburg Gets Bullied by Hasidic Jews