They stopped advertising for protitutes err "escort services" in the back page which was like 98 percent of their revenue.
Most of the stuff on there is "sponsored posts" and ads now.
Going public killed it since now they have to turn a "profit" and have a "business plan"
Somewhere on Bedford Avenue a hipster living in a $2,500 a month studio apartment is asking his mom to deposit more money in his account to cover the cost of a tall boy going from $1.50 to $1.75 at the bodega.
I don't blame him. I am sure he just got finished eating a marshmallow out of a man's asshole or finishing some other gay frat hazing ritual.
Cut off their heads so they don't come back then.
Sweedish media made me look like a real asshole, when I submitted this tale to the ibang they didn't mention it being a hoax. Damn you herring munchers.
@Archbishop Boozebag Equal parts rum and pirate jizz
The secret ingredient is Pepsi
@SarahMcPants Raider of Tomb has Cancerous Womb
@YotaruVegeta @Vickroy Rent it, I am pretty sure this is the 1990s
Better headline: No more tit for Mr. Pitt!
I bought house of leaves today that thing looks like a fucker to read 700 pages and written in wacky weird fonts, it better be worth it Pepper.
I guess that is enough time to whip it out and get in one last jack before horrible death.
Yawn big deal thats how they made em until Guttenberg came along and obsoleted the profession of monk, allowing them much more free time to diddle little boys.
@DeathProof @SarahMcPants Eh true he died but you probably avoided a decade of captivity and several rape babies. Always trust the creep alarm in your head!
Having a child.
It is better than having to glue pepper stanley's beard to your face.
@Turbo_Squirbo I was about to ask the same thing. I assume it involves a lot of black people causing a ruckus and brandishing firearms.
The babies look just like him! And every other guy in China.
Physically preventing someone from leaving an area is felony kidnapping fyi