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1 day, 16 hours ago on Whose Song Is It? Covers You Thought Were Originals
No love for California Girls by David Lee Roth?
Today I learned that Latinos have the same problem blacks do when it comes to landscape mode and video.
2 days, 17 hours ago on Dancing Snack. This Latina Can Move!
I can't wait to hear how many strokes Fez would last.
Want to talk dumb? Worse decision for Paul O.: Marrying suicidal women, or calling in to the O&A show on a day when Louis C.K. was there?
4 days, 16 hours ago on Playing Dumb: 10 Classic Idiots in Film
Pearl Jam, because after about 1994 their stuff sucked ass. Spin the Black Circle? Spin it right off the fucking boat, you dickheads.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Seattle Bands
@Stoops And glue!
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Guy Shoots a Horse to Protest Animal Rights Activists (disturbing)
@JonNockels No. It's not. Horses are property, like all other animals.
Who gives a shit? "Naked" means showing tits, pussy, and ass. This is not "naked."
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Emma Watson, Naked for the Environment
After her kicks, she could be reached for comment back in the kitchen.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on NFL Female Kicker is Amazing
She poses nude somewhere in 3.... 2.... 1....
3 months, 1 week ago on Shirley Phelps-Roper’s Daughter Quits the Crazy Church
Parking enforcement is going to love this, considering in U.S. cities there is no free parking ever.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Hate Parking? It’s Going to Be a Thing of the Past
There is nothing better than a beautiful, intelligent, woman who can't keep her clothes on.
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Anne Hathaway Exposed (NSFW)
"I was hoping to sell my dignity."
"What were you looking to get?"
"A million dollars?"
"Not gonna happen. I gotta keep it here, I gotta pay the rent on the store, and the light bill..."
"Ok, well, what then?"
"I can't give you a million. I can let you work here until your past comes to light, getting felt up by every drunkard who waltzes in."
"Alright. At least I can get dinner at the buffet."
4 months, 4 weeks ago on It’s Pawn Stars Not Porn Stars
I don't get the hate directed at this guy. He's annoying as all fuck, sure. His restaurant sucks, probably.
But let's put things in perspective. He's famous because he won a reality TV show. Not because he claims to be a food expert or because he's got 20 Michelin stars or anything. He had a mildly successful restaurant career and then Food Network had him win "Next Food Network Star," and gave him a big push. He's no worse than any other annoying douchbag who wins the celebrity lottery.
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Guy Fieri's Getting Exposed Yet Again
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Dunk….NSFWG (Not Safe for White Guys)
As soon as this guy returns every dollar he made working on this show and removes it from his resume, I will respect his position.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Two and a Half Men Actor Slams the Show as Filth
Real Cookie Monster is Elmo
5 months, 4 weeks ago on Better Headlines: Elmo Resigns
Elmo: Best Pedo Job Ever
I was with her until she admitted most times she doesn't warn the store. What a cunt.
6 months, 1 week ago on Wheelchair Crusader Sues 39 UWS Stores for Not Being Handicapped-Accessible