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1 day, 16 hours ago on Whose Song Is It? Covers You Thought Were Originals

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No love for California Girls by David Lee Roth?

1 day, 16 hours ago on Whose Song Is It? Covers You Thought Were Originals

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Today I learned that Latinos have the same problem blacks do when it comes to landscape mode and video.

2 days, 17 hours ago on Dancing Snack. This Latina Can Move!

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I can't wait to hear how many strokes Fez would last.

2 days, 17 hours ago on Dancing Snack. This Latina Can Move!

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Want to talk dumb?  Worse decision for Paul O.: Marrying suicidal women, or calling in to the O&A show on a day when Louis C.K. was there?

4 days, 16 hours ago on Playing Dumb: 10 Classic Idiots in Film

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Pearl Jam, because after about 1994 their stuff sucked ass.  Spin the Black Circle?  Spin it right off the fucking boat, you dickheads.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Seattle Bands

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 @JonNockels No.  It's not.  Horses are property, like all other animals.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Guy Shoots a Horse to Protest Animal Rights Activists (disturbing)

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Who gives a shit? "Naked" means showing tits, pussy, and ass.  This is not "naked."

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Emma Watson, Naked for the Environment

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After her kicks, she could be reached for comment back in the kitchen.

2 months, 2 weeks ago on NFL Female Kicker is Amazing

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She poses nude somewhere in 3.... 2.... 1....

3 months, 1 week ago on Shirley Phelps-Roper’s Daughter Quits the Crazy Church

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Parking enforcement is going to love this, considering in U.S. cities there is no free parking ever.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Hate Parking? It’s Going to Be a Thing of the Past

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There is nothing better than a beautiful, intelligent, woman who can't keep her clothes on.

4 months, 4 weeks ago on Anne Hathaway Exposed (NSFW)

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"I was hoping to sell my dignity."

"What were you looking to get?"

"A million dollars?"

"Not gonna happen.  I gotta keep it here, I gotta pay the rent on the store, and the light bill..."

"Ok, well, what then?"

"I can't give you a million.  I can let you work here until your past comes to light, getting felt up by every drunkard who waltzes in."

"Alright.  At least I can get dinner at the buffet."

4 months, 4 weeks ago on It’s Pawn Stars Not Porn Stars

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I don't get the hate directed at this guy.  He's annoying as all fuck, sure. His restaurant sucks, probably. 

 

But let's put things in perspective.  He's famous because he won a reality TV show.  Not because he claims to be a food expert or because he's got 20 Michelin stars or anything.  He had a mildly successful restaurant career and then Food Network had him win "Next Food Network Star," and gave him a big push.  He's no worse than any other annoying douchbag who wins the celebrity lottery. 

4 months, 4 weeks ago on Guy Fieri's Getting Exposed Yet Again

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TNB

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Dunk….NSFWG (Not Safe for White Guys)

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As soon as this guy returns every dollar he made working on this show and removes it from his resume, I will respect his position.

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Two and a Half Men Actor Slams the Show as Filth

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Real Cookie Monster is Elmo

5 months, 4 weeks ago on Better Headlines: Elmo Resigns

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Elmo: Best Pedo Job Ever

5 months, 4 weeks ago on Better Headlines: Elmo Resigns

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I was with her until she admitted most times she doesn't warn the store. What a cunt.

6 months, 1 week ago on Wheelchair Crusader Sues 39 UWS Stores for Not Being Handicapped-Accessible

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