Sorry, I forgot the [/sarcasm] tag.
No love for California Girls by David Lee Roth?
Today I learned that Latinos have the same problem blacks do when it comes to landscape mode and video.
I can't wait to hear how many strokes Fez would last.
Want to talk dumb? Worse decision for Paul O.: Marrying suicidal women, or calling in to the O&A show on a day when Louis C.K. was there?
Pearl Jam, because after about 1994 their stuff sucked ass. Spin the Black Circle? Spin it right off the fucking boat, you dickheads.
@JonNockels No. It's not. Horses are property, like all other animals.
Who gives a shit? "Naked" means showing tits, pussy, and ass. This is not "naked."
After her kicks, she could be reached for comment back in the kitchen.
She poses nude somewhere in 3.... 2.... 1....
Parking enforcement is going to love this, considering in U.S. cities there is no free parking ever.
There is nothing better than a beautiful, intelligent, woman who can't keep her clothes on.
"I was hoping to sell my dignity."
"What were you looking to get?"
"A million dollars?"
"Not gonna happen. I gotta keep it here, I gotta pay the rent on the store, and the light bill..."
"Ok, well, what then?"
"I can't give you a million. I can let you work here until your past comes to light, getting felt up by every drunkard who waltzes in."
"Alright. At least I can get dinner at the buffet."
I don't get the hate directed at this guy. He's annoying as all fuck, sure. His restaurant sucks, probably.
But let's put things in perspective. He's famous because he won a reality TV show. Not because he claims to be a food expert or because he's got 20 Michelin stars or anything. He had a mildly successful restaurant career and then Food Network had him win "Next Food Network Star," and gave him a big push. He's no worse than any other annoying douchbag who wins the celebrity lottery.
TNB
As soon as this guy returns every dollar he made working on this show and removes it from his resume, I will respect his position.
Real Cookie Monster is Elmo
Elmo: Best Pedo Job Ever
I was with her until she admitted most times she doesn't warn the store. What a cunt.