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pigs being pigs. surprising

5 hours, 3 minutes ago on Cops Caught on Camera

The whole script (story wise) was so pedestrian. Even a full fledged retard such as myself saw all the twists and swerves coming a mile away and that's coming from someone who's never even watched a Star Trek episode...

3 days, 17 hours ago on Opening Weekend Movie Club: Star Trek Into Darkness (SPOILER ALERT)

Yeah it was pretty bad.

4 days, 18 hours ago on Opening Weekend Movie Club: Star Trek Into Darkness (SPOILER ALERT)

*jeeb jeeb jeeb*

6 days, 18 hours ago on Kai’s Last Facebook Post

Nice backwards visor, date rapist

1 week, 1 day ago on Rich Girls Keeping It Classy at Nashville Horse Race

ban parades!

1 week, 3 days ago on 19 Shot at New Orleans Mothers Day Parade

Congrats lady on having the worst voice EVER!

1 week, 3 days ago on WTF!? Ice Moving In?

Like any smart rookie, she's gaining experience while trying not to get in the way.

1 week, 4 days ago on So How is Danica Patrick Doing?

humans smh

2 weeks, 2 days ago on How To Win A Bicycle Race – Try Eating The Competition

Pigs being pigs. FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Getting Locked Up For Drinking a Half & Half Arizona Ice Tea

Walk it off dick!

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Bear Grylls Tweets Insane Snake Bite Picture (Not Safe for Squeamish)

wow this is impossible. I ain't playing.

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Seattle Bands

BALLS!

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Someone Should Tell This Girl That This Can’t Be Done

Carny

4 weeks, 1 day ago on This Girl Fight Has It All.

lol

1 month ago on Deadly Meningitis Outbreak Among Gays Worries Officials

it took this retard 23 seconds to pour 8 oz of soda. Fucking asshole.

1 month ago on Filtering the Water Out of Coke

@rexdart936leave matt lauer alone

 (see what i did there?)

1 month ago on Lil Girl Who Lost Her Hearing From Explosion

answer: day care

1 month ago on Where Would You Go to Find Potential Models?

 @turfgrass64 its not what the ibang would have you believe. The lap dance was by a 43yo broad, and thats what Simon was referring to.

1 month, 1 week ago on Britain Thinks Simon is a Perv

People want to keep that shit on the dl

1 month, 1 week ago on Bitcoin Crashing… Nice Jinx, Jinxy !