I would eat the corn out of her shit to say I had dinner with her
"I live by the honor code: lay on her, stay on her, if you can't cum in her cum on her"
Old people saying "fuck yourself" is awesome.
@AnthonyLoman what did you think the movie was about?
As long as you are not taking your friend's place in the shit-storm, it is required that you help him get out of it.
Too many people didn't see Avatar in 3D, in standard def it looks retarded. That and the god damn Republicans had to find fault that humans didn't win.
There is something to be said for a teacher who can punk out all his students.
Queers love interior decorating, tight jeans, rest areas, lisps, and Glee... i've made a point to avoid all of these things.
Cannolis are the gayest treat of them all.
So i guess "Oreo" means two black gentlemen putting a White fella on the pig roast.
If Lebron could hit a curveball, this wouldn't be an issue.
"Radon & Reels"
Success! Everyday I take steps towards being the greatest man alive.
do any of the monkeys wear vests?
The fascination is simple: fantasy fruits wish their women were hairy, unwashed, and subservient
This is a formal version of Weekend at Bernies.
He is going to have a "cliffed palate"
Greg Loughenis' little brother.
"Come on fez, be a fucking owner of a cat."