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Star Trek: I should have given my 8 bucks to Paul O.'s movie.
17 minutes ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It
Just say no to Dilithium Crystal Meth.
25 minutes ago on This Must Have Been the Best Headline, Cause Everyone Used It
@Gordon Bennett! Too funny!
1 hour, 50 minutes ago on ABBA’s ‘Gold’ Overtakes’ ‘Sgt. Pepper’s’ To Become UK’s Second Biggest Selling Album of All Time
A stadium made out of glass--what could possibly go wrong?!
5 days, 2 hours ago on Virtual Tour Of The Vikings New Proposed Stadium
@justForRon0Fez If you're married, your wife can do it.
6 days, 1 hour ago on Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy Due to Cancer Fears
This is like one of those high school quiz bowls where the one smart kid answers all the questions.
1 week, 3 days ago on The Office: The Quiz
He kinda got out-coached by Mancini that last coupla times they played M.City.
1 week, 5 days ago on Sir Alex Retires
@BruceCownian @AnthonyLoman Ignore Quebec at your own peril. The kids in Vermont will soon be wearing berets and singing Celine Dion songs.
2 weeks ago on Israel’s Droppin’ Bombs
@justForRon0Fez Thank you, I'm going to try them out.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on 42 Perfect Burgers (Thank You Jesus)
@filler Good call. Feck: "I ate so much pussy back then, my beard looked like a glazed donut."
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Dennis Hopper Steals the Show: Scenes From His Great Career
@sumwhatdim "Fuckin shit....that's all I got."
4 weeks ago on News Anchor Makes One Hell Of A First Impression
Comrade, Where's My Car?
1 month ago on Amateur Astronomers Find Missing Mars Rover
Thank god I put all my savings in buffalo nickels.
1 month ago on Everyone Panic, Gold Prices Are Crashing
Better than Louie Anderson and Archie Griffin.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Lord No !! CNN Eying Anderson Cooper-Kathy Griffin Series?
Geez, if you're gonna nitpick...
1 month, 3 weeks ago on New Book: Lenny Dykstra is a Racist, Sexist and Pervert
Big deal, Fez makes that much doing nothing.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on This Teenager Just Made $30 Million, What Have You Done?
Anyone who's seen Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy knows these kinds of shenanigans never turn out well.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on This is the Only Way to See the Pyramids
2 months, 1 week ago on This Guy May Be the Reason Americans Don’t Like Soccer
@bmqq316 Fez would have drowned it.
2 months, 1 week ago on Six Flags Trainer Punches Tiger in Face
Stuttering Stanley!!! Chris can't talk normally now that he has to edit himself, haha.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Pete Townshend is Sorry for Acting Like Pete Townshend