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Oh, Hi!!  I'm about to tell you all how in touch with everything Republicans are...

1 week, 5 days ago on Is Newt Gingrich Trolling the Internet?

Why is this on a Sunday???!!!!! 

Artic Monkeys made the cut on a weekday?

3 weeks, 5 days ago on Playlist for April 28, 2013

@LowKeyMike see above.

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Steven Spielberg’s “Obama”

How very socialist of him.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Kid Rock $20 Tour and ‘Dumbass Republicans’

That screamo hardcore is so fucking bad, I can't hear past it.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Eight Innovators in Drumming

Nice strategically placed O magazine and offbrand water.

2 months ago on Shiri Appleby Nude Photo Leak (vNSFW)

SubPop and Matador of the 90s makes me feel like I'm 18 again.  But that's not going to beat the 50s.  So I'm throwing in the towel.

2 months ago on The Weekender: Music by Decade

 @Morgan McNasty Oh Snap!  Maybe Lizsetsfire should run the prize patrol too??

2 months ago on The Weekender: Music by Decade

I'm watching this on my crappy phone with no sound and I can still taste bile. Ugh.

2 months, 1 week ago on Opie’s Scary Chrysler Building Video

 @Rich the fireman That's an asinine statement.  Also, not even remotely witty.

2 months, 1 week ago on NYC Cannibal Cop is Guilty

"Looks like someone drew the meat curtains"....like that kinda dialog??

2 months, 2 weeks ago on University President Won’t Take Down “Vagina Billboards”

GLOCKTAPUSSY

2 months, 2 weeks ago on How Much Guns and Drugs Can You Fit in One Vagina!?

Mo Ped has got to win here...

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Meme This 2.0

Pepper Chist?

2 months, 3 weeks ago on 30 Terrible Tattoos

God dammit.  I just spent the last 2 hours making meatballs.

3 months ago on Corpse Found in L.A. Hotel’s Water Tank

The Subways must get a lot of traffic in upstate NY.  And by Subway, I mean the gross $2 meat sandwich shop.

3 months ago on Most Common Locations Where Craigslist “Missed Connections” Occur

If he wasn't so focused on stealing money from 500 people at a seating, he would have noticed shit like this.

3 months ago on The Person Who Owns the Domain Name of Guy Fieri’s Times Square Restaurant is Being Mean

Oh man, the Duracell people are gonna be pissed!!!

3 months ago on See The Scientific Accident That May Change The World (Or At Least Your Battery Life)

Wrong.  The answer is:  Superchunk.

3 months, 1 week ago on The 5: Bands That Should Have Been Bigger

They named Alicia Keys the new spokesmodel for Blackberry, and she tweeted that shit from her iPhone.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Too Litte, Too Late: RIM Releases the Blackberry 10