All the 8s and 9s (I disagree w/ your husband, Yoga girl is a 10) should document these experiences, get together, name your group, something like 'HOT women against TSA secondary screenings'. Design your very own ribbon, market it and do 5K walks, you guys definitely have a fight worth fighting for here, I'm sure people will contribute, a lot of folks hate TSA.
Were those that left because of me your students, hot coeds? Because in the game of love, it's all about eliciting a visceral emotion from across the spectrum. I bet you they told you they've stopped coming, but secretly linger here. As an AF guy I can understand why you haven't mastered the pimp game.
To your coed students secretly reading this, I only ask, Quo Vadis? ;-]
Don't forget the logistics of getting a child or woman with all that explosive inside them, how long do they last? how far can they go? are there tell tale signs, like drug mules? won't the body reject? etc. etc.
They also told us about dirty bombs, only to find out guys exposed to dirty bombs don't get too far, unless they're hauling it in lead containers, otherwise they're dead, which kinda misses the point.
I don't know if you're hot or not, but TSA has been known to place an unproportionate number of hot women into secondary screening compared to the rest of the population. Look into that possibility, yeah I know 'inapproriate'. LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-oYZQxrEQg (RZA, "maybe you a drug mule", "inapproriate, that's some fuck up shit yo", LOL)
Al-Qaeda already won.
Exactly, man. You need an X-ray machine to see this kinda shit.
The bs body scans only go skin deep, yeah if you like skin cancer, just remember to close your eyes which they don't tell you. Dogs are cheaper than machines.
Good catch, man.
If only all men ate pussy, how would the world look.
I would go so far as to say that people like T9 are the reason the feminist movement even started in the first place.
Bro, you just said eating pussy. I don't say eating pussy, I use poetry and metaphor when talking about the most holy of holies, that's how much it means to me.
Ask the ladies, bro. These comments aren't offensive. No one's driving away the ladies. You're the only one being offended, and I have no idea why.
I'd like to add, you kill them, but you kill them this way the CIA/SOCOM way, not Marines or big Army, no bases out there, we should be on floating ships, fly in and kill, then back on ships. Like Nick Fury's ship on "the Avengers".
You're the one being that guy, that Bible thumping SgtMaj. who goes around inviting nonrates to his church, but inopportunely "squares" them away for fuckin' saying bad words.
Like I said, as long as it has context and brings home the point louder, I'll continue to make these references.
That or, until Livefyre or SOFREP gives you the power to play hi'a and Taliban, and you get the power to moderate here. Til then, F' you. I mean that in the friendliest way.
I hope they interrogate that surgeon, and just ask him 1 question, where'd you get this fuckin' idea from?, film the interrogation. And when he says, I saw it in "Hurt Locker". Download that interrogation tape to youtube, and that chick's next flick about ST6 is canx, then rendition her to Yemen and then bomb her ass.
As for the guys getting paid, I'm all for it, man. Again, track my comments on business suggestions in the past. Yeah, they gotta get paid, but the flipside to that is we are the product, the readership.
I'm merely reminding Brandon that it's too early on to monetize, work the ads, but don't tax the citizens (at least until SOFREP consistently get really mind blowing stuff, then you're Financial Times, until then stick with the Huffington Post model).
They need us, as much as we need them. Don't start selling us bullshit, because not all of us will buy 200 copies of the Red Circle.