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and guys: don't feed the troll. it's like feeding a fire; it just gets worse. if you ignore the little brain-dead, no-life cuntfucks, they'll eventually burn out and shut up. they're desperate life-sucking bottom feeders who have no purpose other than to make them selves miserable in order to make their lives actually seem worth living. Also, the Critic and the Nerd are actually really good friends. the whole feud fiasco was just a treat for the fans. we can find them both awesome without having to take sides. Just sayin :s

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Bible Games 3

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 @MrXclio what an ass -.-

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Bible Games 3

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I think DQ's gonna sue...

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: CD-I Part 3 - Link The Faces of Evil

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@gamefreak14 retro or gtfo :3

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Episode #98 "Day Dreamin' Davey"

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 @hypefire he's surrounded by filtth, but he's also surrrounded by a potential fortune. If he decided to sell every game related item he had, he'd probably be able to by my car. and i have a sports car...

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: ROB the Robot

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 @SamusTheHedgehog I think the point of him mentioning only the bad ones is when going back to the beginning of the video, when he's ashamed of his shitty collection, he realizes that he'd rather have them over having practically none at all. Hence the term "You never know what you have until it's gone"

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: ROB the Robot

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 @AlphaZero I'll leave my own Power Glove on his casket as a token of remembrance. It'll be giving the finger... :|

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: ROB the Robot

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 @AronLarssonShaghoie James's ROB impression, Kyle bopping to the beat of battletoads, and of course, good ol' shit pickle. Behold the trinity of AVGN gags that will never fail to make you PYSL. All Hail The Nerd!

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: ROB the Robot

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 @AlphaZero that would be epic. I still really like how he did it though bc it closes in on Simon's Quest, which was his first ever review in 06. As if to say "and this is where it all started... thanks for 100 episodes!" i kind of see things in a psychological POV so this ending really appealed to me :)

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: ROB the Robot

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 @MarcoAlexisBoeta What?

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Episode 105: Dark Castle

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 @tigamann *gives cookie*

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Episode 105: Dark Castle

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 @gruk I have no doubt that it was intentional. nearly every nerd episode is completely scripted, and he plans everything ahead too make sure all the little cogs for every scene mesh together in harmony. besides, if he had taken notice of this beforehand, it would have ruined the entire set up of the joke. comedy! that's what this is. As for you gamenerd2700, if you really wanna be mature about your arguement, go watch some LetsPlays. those guys are usually open to constructive criticism on basis of trial and error. However, if you want to be an immature bitch and whine your ass off about such insignificant and miniscule details, go fuckin' watch Spongebob. It's full of inconsistency so i'm sure you'll enjoy it. I'll even throw in a coloring book and a sippy cup of apple juice. bottom line: grow up or GTFO. All Hail The Nerd!!!

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Episode 105: Dark Castle

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I think I'd have an easier time playing dragon's lair with one hand, ninja gaiden with the other, both while completely blindfolded, bound, gagged, and drugged.

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Episode 105: Dark Castle

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Star Wars is one of those game concepts that always gets better as time progresses. It might seem a little bit more biased because I'm such a Star Wars Geek-A-Droid, but I think this is one of his best reviews ever! MTFBWY!

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: Star Wars

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This hack-off game can suck my diddley-dick.

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: Hydlide

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I think Tommy Wiseau had a hand in this...

2 years, 5 months ago on Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

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I just got my hands on an original Japanese FAMICOM, and it actually works on my Sony HD TV! I've had a lot of fun with it so far, and  I know Japanese pretty well, so I always feel kinda accomplished when I can read most of what it says. :D

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Pong Consoles

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Lester's pattern of movement is some of the most awkward shit I've ever seen. He jumps like a Nutcracker ballerina, he runs like a Down-Syndrome kid on fire, and he walks like he has the most unlikeliest of boners! WTFFFF?!

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: Lester the Unlikely

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this gives a whole new meaning to  "plugging" your product... what a piece of pretentious bullshit. Awesome review as always Nerd >:)

2 years, 5 months ago on Sega 32X

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<<< wants to know why there are snakes EVERYWHERE in this fuckin game. I know snakes make a good obstacle for Indy, but the marketplace? seriously?! that's supposed to be a damn safe spot in games ><

 

2 years, 5 months ago on Indiana Jones Trilogy

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OMG AL BUNDY :D

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: Wayne's World

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VAGDOUKEN! (btw Boo is just adorable! :3)

2 years, 5 months ago on Atari Jaguar Part 2

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Kyle Justin plays Spiderman, therefore SPIDERMAN LIVES BEHIND AVGN'S COUCH?! O.O

2 years, 5 months ago on Spiderman

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the most epic pokemon glitch I've ever seen was when i was playing emerald on my SP and i go up to catch Kyogre and who do i find? A slug version of Arceus! no joke! like 5 years before that pokemon was even conceived. I ran out of ultra balls and i had to flee. i tried to find it again, but everytime i tried i just found kyogre. spoiler alert for future games? maybe. all i know is I feel blessed to have even seen that, bc i never saw it again.

2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: Game Glitches

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 @CGBongsmoke my cousin gives me a weird look when i bop my head with him xD

2 years, 5 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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I love how James makes Satan look like a reject Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic lol and OMFG SUPER MECHA NAZI DEATH CHRIST? xDD

2 years, 6 months ago on History of Super Mecha Death Christ

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The inventor of the horseshit packaging is probably snickering to himself behind our backs. like on Family Guy:

Emperor: We know you don't like rice cakes *snicker*

Asian Choir: RICEY RICEY RICE NO ONE LIKES RICE CAKES!

*WONG*

but with packaging instead of rice cakes.

2 years, 6 months ago on You Know What's Bullshit?

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Krispy Kreme tends to do this too. In fact, every time I buy a bagel there and i notice it as I walk out, I mutter under my breath "this is bullshit..."

2 years, 6 months ago on Too Much Cream Cheese

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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT... pickle. LOL

2 years, 6 months ago on Shit Reel

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Ok...

1. The first guy looks like he was slimed on Slimetime Live on Nickelodeon

2. I love the grey sun.

3. WTFFFFFFFFFF DID I JUST WATCH!!! LOL

2 years, 6 months ago on Munky Cheez 4

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@markfilmjunkie Winners:

The A Team

Jason Vorhees

Rambo

Machete

Hellboy

Bugs Bunny

Predator

Howard the Duck

Captain America

Punisher

Fantastic 4

Blade

Wolverine

Magneto

Martin Luther King Jr.

Spiderman

Mr. Miyagi

Daredevil

Cheech Marin

Dr. Octopus

Count Dooku

Darth Maul

Gene Simmons

Dr. House

Ghost Rider

Venom

Sandman

Robocop

Deadpool

Thor

The Expendables

Killer Croc

High Tower

Superman

Stewie

Kramer

Joker

Ace Ventura

The Angels

Data

Vlad the Impaler

Twoface

The Fly

Watchmen

Jonah Hex

Federation

John Wayne

Leatherface

Teminator

Leonidas

Zeus

Devil

(Just my opinion. How about yours?)

2 years, 6 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles

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If King Kong is buried behind that house, it must be a pretty damn big tract of land :P

2 years, 6 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles

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