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the names aren't ripped off from lord of the ring it's one of the only things they kept from the book, that book was really popular around here actually
2 years, 8 months ago on Eragon (2006)
shiva.... a fucking Siamese Twin...saying shiva and maha kali are siamese twins or simply two different people is just like saying god&the holy spirit are siamese or the holy spirit is lucifer's brotherit's allright to skip some researches and not go too deep in the esoteric bullshit when you're only producing a game, but seriously nobody in that office thought of asking some hindus or just open a godamn book at the library before making a game where the actual Supreme God of Hinduism, the kind, gracious, ''The Auspicious One'' Shiva is a fucking two headed demon who starts random genocides of the human race..
2 years, 9 months ago on Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu
@Rantsu he's got the best lines :P
that sammich message was just pure gold
2 years, 9 months ago on Cinemassacre Mailbag #2
@Hugoso funny that you say this because the statue of liberty actually symbolizes the lightbringer and the state of mind '' Do what thou wilt '' that we live in today, it's an icon of the NWO and it symbolizes that the '' state of liberty '' and its companies does rule the world
2 years, 9 months ago on Ghostbusters Conclusion
@KingNoobthe8th when did osama bin laden bomb the twin towers I thought it was obvious and logical that it was organised by the lobbys of the oil industry
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN: Die Hard
@DrFreenote yup they are, I'm from Quebec and you should see the shitty french ads I get on youtube lol
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes
@damedog comment section ? you mean the Internet....
2 years, 9 months ago on Atari 5200
dr jekyll is in doubleface mode in mike's drawing lolin the book I don't think he's green or anything unusual just larger, smaller and with a different face... he walks over little children stomping them to death allright that's scary but he's not like hulk or anything 0.owhen I saw The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and movies like that I thought the monster mr hyde was fkn great though lol
2 years, 9 months ago on Angry Video Game Nerd: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Re-Revisited
when you talked about useful glitches you could have listed the many tricks to do with the powers in kirby like climbing walls with fireballs and all the powers you need to clear each level by simply pressing b... Mike's game glitches could also include game tips, you could just read 2-3 nintendo power magazines and play games for 1-2hrs, record for 3-4 hrs and nobody really expect you to write a script and perfectly edit every videos like you guys always do so you can just record as you play it, that would add more content to your reviews and more material to work it because glitches are hard to find and limited... I'd love to see 10-20min reviews from you mike
2 years, 9 months ago on Kirby Glitches
@Tekkenfan and btw, when someone shows you respect and simply tells you to be patient when you behave like a fucking idiot you don't start calling them names like a fucking bitchass internet thug gtfo
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN: Spielberg Games
wow shut the fuck up and calm down, if you want to pretend you represent '' all the fans '' well get your ass on Screwattack.com for exclusivity on recent videos, forget the fkn capslock button and before spamming everyone with a godamn text in caps please consider the actual possibility that you're saying something stupid... the reason we get so many videos with mike is actually because james IS 90% focused on his movie, he's working his ass off, hiring shitloads of people and investing shiloads of money.anyway your comment ends up in the pile with the 3000 from other idiots who speak directly to james through comments moderated by admins of the site -.-
everyone enjoy the intro song and listen through it every video you could take one of those time to check kyle's stuff, that's what I mean when I talk about some kind of metaphor, the guitarguy being nonexistant outside the AVGN intro, living behind the couch.. make him live outside the basement -.- check out his stuff
2 years, 9 months ago on Battletoads
damn avgn is so selfish, he breaks kyle's couch and with all the donation money what does he do, he just builds it back instead of buying him a new one, after breaking his old guitarlol seriously why is kyle's guitar guy role some kind of poor sad street man living in the avgn's basement ... I see what you did there ? some kind of joke about guitarman existing only for the purpose of the song really or am I thinking too deeply by seeing it as a metaphor of the promotion of kyle through the intro songs, explaining the '' I'm the guitarguy... I sing the intro..'' joke ?
idk if you read comment or actually consider them but I thought this might give you some ideas.. you could record pieces of the making of some videos, aside from what you already do by recording the best parts and adding them to the DVD, you could have a How I made this serie or something, or just a 3min montage of the work with a small unscripted monologue about it.. I think it would be a good thing to start and give screwattack or youtube exclusivity so you don't have to rely on donations or use the actual money you need to buy more stuff for your epic collection or simply to eat/live with... it would require low involvment and little work and would score lots of views judging on the ''inking of an avgn title card '' and making of a avgn video montages..pat the nes said it at the very beginning of your chat with pat video people love to know about the work you put into these things and also it's good to tell those who think you're actually just sitting on your ass all day and that you don't have anything else to do than videos
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN: Action 52
that intro scared the fuck out of me once again I thought my pc was doing the whole glitch thing and I always only understand what's going on once the joke is over lol good work .. makes me feel like when I put a game in a nes expecting it to work and get surprised by a glitchy screen, nice idea lol
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN: Game Glitches
lol this game looks like some community service some drug dealing game designer had to go through as a part of his trial, it just looks like one of those game someone made without apparently giving a fuck about the power the games had back than and more focusing on the fact he can just get on with it, clear it off his agenda real quick and still get lots of sales because nobody expected people to release half assed games, at least probably nobody got mislead by the lack of information we got today with internet, because game producers apparently didn't even give enough of a fuck to give their games good names
2 years, 9 months ago on Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
pat the nes punks has a line that makes fun of that in the nes championship outakes that I think should've been in the video with a lot more corrections on some mistake from james :P without trolls to bitch about it those kind of mistakes are funny
2 years, 9 months ago on Top Gun
0:45Roflmao x 88888 I laughed so much when I learned from James himself that those ''random numbers'' are actual hints to help you understand that the controls of the landing sequence are INVERTED-.-Basically, if you followed the instructions and you didn't know the controls are inverted but you managed to land the plane, your retarded... but if you didn't figure out the controls were inverted in the landing sequence ( like me and james ) even with the hints he calls '' random numbers ".. well you're just dumb or drunk lol
1:30 Idk what's the story about the chicken coop by the way but if there's a chicken coop you might concider including buckethead, good music a character no copyrights the guy probably loves nes games and he's a actually a fanatic of horror movies and has shitload of songs based on the thing you should actually check him out. Buckethead cameo + Chicken coop = Epic Cameo for your movie, just an idea to concider
2 years, 9 months ago on Nerd Log - FX Shop
1:21 i know there's a wig that comes with the exorcist mask I see right there and holyshit I can imagine so many things I could do with an exorcist mask and some special effect for vomit this place is great good video
I couldn't stop laughing through the whole videojames and pat are hilarious when working together and some of these outakes should've been in the video XD the 1:14 takes should've beenIf you can add any minutes to your videos without going through too much extra work you should go for it :P
2 years, 9 months ago on OUTTAKES - Nintendo World Championships
@TasosSaroglou definitely not wise to try glitches with a game you don't wan't to fuck up of course :P
2 years, 9 months ago on The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Glitches
1:25LMAO '' press the mario button with the glow''
2 years, 9 months ago on Super Mario Bros 3 Glitches (NES)
@EdB@StAlphonso that's probably the reason why you don't get laid
2 years, 9 months ago on TMNT 3 Movie Review
it's clearly inspired of some james bond stereotype or something lol the agent with a stylish suit fighting other people wearing suits, having sex with women and unrealistic face to face shootouts
2 years, 10 months ago on I play Golgo 13 during charity event
Kid Kool and the quest for the Seven Wonder Herbs ? how could they ruin a game with such great potentialshould've been '' Ol'dirty bastard and the quest for the Seven Wonder Weeds ''
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN: Kid Kool
I had some version of Turtles in Time, it was fkn sweet and there wasn't a single fuck up in it...some games you reviewed were almost identical but even looking through the internet I couldn't find back the name of it, the graphics were really darker but neat and I never witnessed any glitch while playing through as a kid...I think it was just called ''Mutant Ninja Turtles'' or Idk but it can't be a japan release or some shit because I live in Quebec(I also owned 2 tetris games with different musics idk if that's special llol)
2 years, 10 months ago on TMNT Commodore 64
she did bathe in blood but also tortured her victims and used them for rituals and she was never judged over it because it's a common thing amongst world leaders to torture and kill people in rituals, look at the Bohemian Grove and the Skulls and Bones for exemple.If you don't believe this you shouldn't believe Wikipedia, because Wiki approves.
2 years, 10 months ago on White Zombie Commentary - Part 1 (of 3)
@hyreia77 it's all about your computer, mine loaded in a second
2 years, 10 months ago on Face of the Screaming Werewolf Commentary
@plb2501 idk about american prisons but somebody asking to get his salad tossed in a canadian prison would get A. dismembered or B. switch to a wing of the prison properly nicknamed '' Protect'', the part of the prison for rapists, pedophiles, snitches and other convicts who couldn't stand a week
2 years, 10 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series
@AlienDesigns@noctique conspiracy theorism gone wrong
@jaredludy15 anything in this world sounds stupid if you don't Explain it properly
2 years, 10 months ago on Top 20 Turtle Flubs
@guyfromthenorth someone like me, who suffers of asperger syndrome, is hypersensitive but not Stupid.even I don't feel the AVGN is angry, he's just doing poop jokes and making up swearing words..that guy is just a dumbass who talkshit the super-awesome Mike Matei >=(
2 years, 10 months ago on Kung Fu (NES) Trick
@googlejustsucks Skyrim ? You gave the worst exemple EVER...Skyrim is a great improvement and a great sequel for the Elder Scrolls Series, Bethesda doesn't give a fuck about graphics they actually work 2x more on the content ....What you're saying is right, '' Its fucking back''but bethesda isn't part of that error, compare the graphics between fallout3:newvegas and fallout3, same with skyrim/oblivion, they didn't really improve anything else than the gameplay quality... graphics are just updated to decent standards.You could've bitched about Modern Warfare games that are all the same campaign&multiplayer concept, the only improvements being the graphics and the amount of profits they make.
2 years, 10 months ago on Atari Jaguar Part 1
@DerekShort Wtf is wrong with that serie .. I never played a single final fantasy game and all I hear is '' Final fantasy 7 is the best game '' '' final fanasy 14 fucking sucks '' .. '' final fantasy 8 was good but 7 wasn't as good '' or '' final fantasy ''X'' was good but from Final fantasy ''y'' onwards, they all suck so bad '' ...Idk what to think about it anymore
2 years, 10 months ago on Deadly Towers
they probably calculated how many shitty game programmers they could afford with the amount of money they could make with a 200$ game if they scored really low sales..but the shitty programmers got high with their money and didn't give a shit about the game
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN: Action 52
''excuse the crudity'' of this video? (00:10) Says the ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD 0.o??James, You work so hard on every of your videos... your fans shouldn't say shit if you let down n do something else once in a while, your life shouldn't be all about filming videos, I don't mind if you take a week off to drink some booze and have fun, if some of your fans can't let you enjoy your life, they're just dicks(0:05-0:08 mike snitchin on the camera llol I love that guy)
2 years, 10 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles
@OleMorten Everything Mike says is Awesome, great addition to Cinemassacre !
2 years, 10 months ago on Trek Trivia (Next Generation)
trees with squares of missing leaves like in 10:18 or 10:32 ... cut down like 12:22... wtf is wrong with this game, game designers in those time were so lazy they make CoD's latest crooks look like good work
2 years, 10 months ago on Little Red Hood
@MrBrrumpkins Amen to that
most of your death scenes in the part where you fight Dracula in Castlevania Dracula X just show your failures LolI know this game was really badly designed, but that dracula is easy :P only the blue wave thing knocks you down and That's when you're supposed to jump down on a lower platform, those fireballs are So easy, you only have to jump and stand still lol
I'm just sayin, I'm not the one who owns a collection of 90% retro games that ever existed, what do I know about shitty games lol !!
2 years, 10 months ago on Castlevania Part 3
@DanKuno and so are YOU. (castlevania songs are awesome)
2 years, 10 months ago on Castlevania Part 4
I used to play World Of Warcraft... Castlevania is way more addictive though
2 years, 10 months ago on Castlevania Part 1
Lol James sometimes the game just looks like they suck because You suck at it ... I tried some games you review like Milon's Secret Castle or Friday the 13th and I can play through without too much problems.. Back then not a single game was perfect every game had shitty aspects or bad game designIMO games like Call of Duty or World of Warcraft, the games of today, they also are victim or lazy game designers and stupid game companies who think about profits before gameplay quality
2 years, 10 months ago on Winter Games
@DaveMcGrath ... what the fuck do you think you are? the ambassador of the stoners? get the fuck out
2 years, 10 months ago on Munky Cheez 4
Wax_on_Wax_off Said 2months ago :I read about Super Pitfall on Wikipedia.
That animal in the cage is an owl. Harry needs to rescue the owl before you can complete the game.
That girl you rescue is Harry's niece. She has been turned into stone, so you need to collect the hidden objects to break the spell on her.
Good Job making Harry hump his own niece
All credit goes to this person not me!(how did HE find all that ? He didn't, that's how.)
2 years, 10 months ago on Super Pitfall
MUNKEY CHEEZ 4 ?!?!?!I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONGSRSLY
lmao this is still more historically accurate then God Of War
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN Episode #98 "Day Dreamin' Davey"