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@Gmus @orby  6 cans of PBR. gimme a break

7 hours, 33 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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i'm a verbose and articulate drunk. i never slur my speech or spell things wrong or cry or try to grope women. i alternately become jolly and immune to emotional distress/deeply affected by irrelevant sporting events. tonight it's the former and you can thank your lucky stars for it

7 hours, 34 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@shooter`  more than 10 minutes left in the game tho

7 hours, 35 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@Gmus  rowsdower couldn't beer them through the ECF

7 hours, 36 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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don't get super upset, the pens were never going to win the cup this year anyway, it doesn't matter what round they get eliminated in. there will be a lot of chances to significantly improve this team in the offseason and i expect shero to wise up and take them. that is something to get excited for

7 hours, 37 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@I Hate Shoes  hhhahahahahaha

7 hours, 39 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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jaroslav halak will be an unrestricted free agent. just sayin

7 hours, 39 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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i am sad that stempniak and goc probably won't be back, they're legitimately alright players who deserved a real shot

7 hours, 40 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@shooter`  for all those not in the know league average is like .916

7 hours, 41 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@shooter`  that's...uhh...not good

7 hours, 41 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@M D H  im glad everyone's on board this train now. dude is a hack. nice guy, but a hack

7 hours, 42 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@BDF @orby  im drunk, i gaf about everything

7 hours, 42 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@Hammy @orby  i wonder if there's beer on the sun

7 hours, 42 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@AnnoyingJoe  preaching to the choir man

7 hours, 43 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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I was watching The Final Sacrifice episode of MST3K with a girl instead of this game so idgaf

7 hours, 43 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 4 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@Rage @orby @shooter` @Fudgemanners  you're right about that, but I don't think that'll stop them from throwing the book at him

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@shooter` @Fudgemanners  i am gonna guess they'll suspend him the maximum number of games it could take for the wild to get through round 2

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@beeline @orby @JenBroflovski  agreed, having play doh in your head is necessary

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@JenBroflovski  Letang and Fleury have pretty similar problems, both are absurdly athletic even for professional hockey players. In terms of sheer flexibility and reaction time Fleury might be the most talented goalie in the league, and watching videos of Letang obliterating the gym makes my head spin. but both of them forget their basic fundamentals at awful times

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Sue-per Mo @orby  i somehow managed to get a 780 on the writing portion of the SAT

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Fudgemanners  i'm trying to imagine the mechanics of this and it's a really good mental workout

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Fudgemanners  maybe they shoved their heads so far up their asses that they broke through their stomachs. kinda like in Alien only with butts and heads instead of aliens

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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it's past its expiration date at this point but i still think Letang for Eberle would have been a pretty good fix. Circumstances conspired against it. It was too perfect for this world 

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Apples @orby @Flip  it's like an ass singularity

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@NHD - cagey vet  the Sedins are donezo. i would want no part of them or their contracts

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Apples @Flip  he's the perfect compliment for Letang. Letang is a wild man who has no idea where he is and runs around the ice like a rabid animal, whereas Scuderi is like a sleepy fat dog who refuses to get off the couch even when you shove him

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@shooter`  that said fleury had one of the more impressive .850 sv% games you'll see yesterday. for what it's worth

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@shooter`  if Steve Mason somehow wins a playoff series for the Flyers and the Pens can't get past Columbus, Fleury should be bought out 90 times over

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Rage @orby @JenBroflovski  i dunno, there are a lot of legit bottom 6 wingers available in free agency and letting orpik walk/replacing his roster spot with a burgeoning prospect could help

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@hockeybelle @orby @JenBroflovski  he'll draft 9 defensemen, sign Petr Sykora and call it a day

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@JenBroflovski  on the bright side most of the problems with the roster can be fixed this offseason with free agent signings

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Gmus @orby  having martin helps him, their styles are pretty complimentary. but also bear in mind this is Columbus they're shutting down. not exactly the '84 Oilers

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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scuderi, on the other hand, is basically a less useful Hal Gill at this point

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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i have no real complaints about brooks orpik's performance in these games. for better or worse, it's obvious that he conserves energy during the regular season so he can play his best in the postseason.


i don't think he'll be back either way. it'd be cool if he could end his tenure on a high note.

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@shooter`  fitting, because hindsight is also 2020

1 day, 15 hours ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@JenBroflovski  this post made me think about Ragsblog Kevin

1 day, 16 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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@M D H @hockeybelle @I Hate Shoes  i liked Sam Raimi's Spider Mans (1 and 2 anyway) cause they were very light and comic booky, a grim tone really doesn't suit Spider Man

2 days, 7 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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@M D H @hockeybelle @I Hate Shoes  everyone wants to make the Dark Knight now

2 days, 7 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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@I Hate Shoes @bgw  i think he was talking about the show haha

2 days, 7 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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paul martin has 6 assists in 3 games

2 days, 7 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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trade crosby for ovechkin. trade malkin for ovechkin's mom

2 days, 10 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@DoobyDoobyDoo  save percentage is more telling than GAA but that's bad too

2 days, 10 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@JenBroflovski  both teams are very different now

2 days, 10 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@JenBroflovski @orby  too long ago to even matter at this point

2 days, 10 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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if the Pens lose this series we can no longer laugh about the Caps' playoff woes because this would be infinitely worse than all of those

2 days, 10 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@SaintCookies  if sid is playing with a concussion the entire medical staff needs to be burned at the stake

2 days, 10 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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obviously the Pens need to trade Malkin and sign Bylsma to a 20 year extension

2 days, 10 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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