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I meant on the team haha. League wide it's Cogliano

1 day, 4 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens

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Also who has the current Ironman streak now that CFA's is broken? Maybe Sutter?

1 day, 4 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens

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When was the last game Adams missed? Fall 2010?

1 day, 4 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens

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It's not a good thing, though. He's using his platform as a talk show host in a pretty major market to spew demeaning bullshit and mobilize his idiot fans to harass women

4 days, 2 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!

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It baffles me that someone as ostensibly smart as Madden feels no sense of irony whatsoever about his absurd double standards for women. Dude has serious issues

4 days, 3 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!

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Someday Mark Madden will be remembered primarily as "the guy who died on the air suffocating on his own fart gas"

4 days, 3 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!

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DISCLAIMER: this joke is bad

5 days, 3 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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There's only one woman for me and her name is Fenwick Close

5 days, 3 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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Stumbled across my ex's okcupid profile. 53% match. Yeah sounds about right

5 days, 3 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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Lile 4 people got ebola in the US and all but the first one were cured. I'm more worried about mumps

5 days, 3 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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Hahaha. Good stuff

5 days, 3 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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Comeau would be nice too but he'll probably price himself out if he breaks 40-50 points

5 days, 4 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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I never thought I'd say this a year ago but i hope the Pens re-sign Steve Downie

5 days, 4 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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There's a place on campus that serves Seattle's Best and dear lord it's traumatizing

5 days, 4 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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Got some extra spending cash this week. Invested it in good coffee instead of maxwell house like i usually buy. I had forgotten the joy of having coffee that doesn't taste like hot sludge

5 days, 4 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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Fleury's save percentage so far this season is an absurd .927. If he regresses to anything close to his career average (.911) the second half of the season could get rather ugly. Let's hope Mike Bales can keep him functioning at max capacity

5 days, 5 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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Dupuis contributed to the "3 impressions" feature for tonight's game on the Pens website

5 days, 16 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins

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It's mumps, it's mumps

A swollen head

it's mumps, it's mumps

Sid might be ded

5 days, 19 hours ago on Gameday 30 – Lightning at Pens

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According to someone in the arena on twitter he was standing in the runway with a swollen neck

5 days, 19 hours ago on Gameday 30 – Lightning at Pens

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Ahahaha apparently Bishop left the game with mumps symptoms

5 days, 19 hours ago on Gameday 30 – Lightning at Pens

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Have to give the NHL some credit, they handled the Voynov thing way better than the NFL has handled...well, anything, ever

6 days ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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I bet he took the test on myspace

Also tons of people with high IQ's are stupid as all hell so it's not really a good point of pride in and of itself

6 days ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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The Oilers are an amazing shitshow. Mactavish was fired as the coach and just declared himself coach again. You cannot make this up

6 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Vokoun had a hell of a last stand in the 2013 playoffs. Some of the best goaltending I've ever seen, between him and Rask

6 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Too bad it had to end like it did. Doesn't bode well for Dupuis :/

6 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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He revealed to the media that Marlins management told him that Stanton is going to opt out on the sixth year of his deal

6 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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The last thing we need is a beach in Las Vegas. The ocean would be destroyed within days

6 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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A team where Andrew Ference wears the C is Bylsma's wet dream

6 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Lol @ frank coonelly selling out the Marlins

6 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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The Oilers fired Dallas Eakins, as though it's somehow the coach's fault that the abysmal team Mactavish and Lowe put together can't win

6 days, 3 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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The Beau Bennett Hospital is perpetually under construction. It has great potential to be a high quality facility but every time the wind gusts above 5 miles per hour the building collapses

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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It has to be. There's no way SO many nhl players wouldn't have up to date immunization

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Like, you can't tell me there was no way to prevent that risk

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Yeah i have to agree, they put Crosby in front of the media and the rest of the team when it was clear he was in the contagious stages of mumps

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Yeah the timing is a bit better this time

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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On the plus side Crosby and Kunitz will be back for the next game, probably

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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This has got to be the worst lineup the Pens have iced since 2011

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Can't do it on my phone. Check Pens twitter

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Ahahaha Bennett has the mumps too. Because of course he does

6 days, 4 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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To me, the most reliable application of Corsi is as a team stat. If you're winning a ton of games without good possession stats, odds are you're getting lucky and it'll collapse on you sooner or later. See: 2013 Leafs, 2013-14 Avs, 2014-15 Flames

1 week ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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It's all about sample size tbh

1 week ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)

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Jerry Jones was legitimately angry that the Cowboys didn't get to pick Manziel. Lol

1 week ago on Gameday 29 – Pens at Jackets

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Mump Dungeon, good bad death metal bamd name

1 week ago on Gameday 29 – Pens at Jackets

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Tbh i kinda wish it was Steigerwald that said it because Savran is usually a good commentator and i want Steigy to be locked in a dungeon

1 week ago on Gameday 29 – Pens at Jackets

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"The penguins should have been wearing those 'I can't breathe' shirts because Columbus was suffocating them"

1 week ago on Gameday 29 – Pens at Jackets

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His punishment should be to have to wear a dunce cap during the next pregame show

1 week ago on Gameday 29 – Pens at Jackets

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