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if Josh Harrison wins the batting title it will be the weirdest thing since Freddy Sanchez won the batting title

2 hours, 4 minutes ago on A Look At The 2014-2015 Pittsburgh Penguins. Part I.

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i forgot Clint Barmes even existed

2 days, 2 hours ago on Types of Sports Fans

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i have been procrastinating all day instead of writing insipid hypothetical lesson plans


there is no end to the amount of things that are more interesting than lesson plans for nonexistent students

2 days, 2 hours ago on Types of Sports Fans

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@shooter` @orby Doppelganger, probably. I was at my apartment for most of the day

2 days, 6 hours ago on Types of Sports Fans

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@PezDOY @orby yeah that's the main roadblock here. the best-case scenario at this point is that he bounces back and puts himself in a position where he can be moved for something of value at the trade deadline

2 days, 6 hours ago on Types of Sports Fans

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@shooter` Pens should sign a guy named Disappointen

2 days, 6 hours ago on Types of Sports Fans

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@PezDOY @orby a team that is trying to lose would theoretically love Scuderi

2 days, 6 hours ago on Types of Sports Fans

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someone on HFBoards proposed Dea+Scuderi+pick for Chris Stewart at half salary. I'd do it, Stewart is probably an improvement on having Downie in the top 9 and it'd open up over a million in cap space. Buffalo might not bite cause of the length of Scuds' contract though

2 days, 6 hours ago on Types of Sports Fans

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@Lionel Hutz @orby well yeah, but i'm wondering where the hell in that lineup he was playing. that team fucking sucked, was he playing on Tavares' line?

5 days, 8 hours ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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@Lionel Hutz @orby also how the hell did Blake Comeau score 24 goals playing for the 2010-11 Islanders

5 days, 8 hours ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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@Lionel Hutz @orby have a feeling that once Adams disappears from the lineup everyone is gonna pile on Blake Comeau

5 days, 8 hours ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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@NewYinzer @orby the guy with the potatoes

5 days, 8 hours ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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guys


I miss Jussi Jokinen

5 days, 8 hours ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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Harrison currently has the NL batting lead

6 days, 1 hour ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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Martin is hitting 30+ points above his career average

6 days, 1 hour ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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an underrated weird stat from this season is Russell Martin and Chris Stewart hitting a combined .290

6 days, 1 hour ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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snider almost got stantoned

6 days, 1 hour ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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interesting stat: Neil Walker and Robinson Cano are the only two second basemen in the league to have at least 10 home runs and 20 doubles in each of the last 5 seasons

6 days, 4 hours ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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@Apples jeeeeeesus

6 days, 4 hours ago on Click and Help Net Neutrality

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@shooter` and all the soul can feel is love for Tony Romo

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@shooter` there is maybe 1/4 of a brain and 1/6 of a soul between Bayless and Stephen A Smith

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@Dapper Dad Man basically the entirety of sports media is a puppet for the NFL. it's like a monolith of money

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@shooter` AHHHHHHH NOOOO

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@AngryPanda @orby he apparently still lives in the general pittsburgh area

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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c@bgw cough Jeter cough

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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i'm listening to Mike Rupp on that stupid eklund podcast and he's talking up Penguins fans a lot. saying that the whole reason he did that mocking salute at the winter classic was because he knew Pens fans would love it. dude was seriously concerned about appeasing another team's fanbase when he played for the Rangers

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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of course he'll revert to a useless plug next season, but it'd be funny in the short term

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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I don't really care one way or the other but Josh Harrison winning the NL batting title would be the ultimate middle finger to Mark Madden, who spent the entire first half of the season insisting he was a useless plug

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@NHD @orby oh god is danger zone an actual sabermetric stat now? i can't keep up

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@Gmus the siege of Leningrad is one of the most awful things to read about because it just gets worse and worse the deeper you look

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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Melancon's in the danger zone

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@shooter` saw a guy with a Duce Staley jersey on at the bowling alley one time

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@Hoss Isaac Redman vs Jonathan Dwyer was probably the saddest competition for starting RB in the history of the league

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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Jared Hughes really wanted to blow this game

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@shooter` @orby I'll see what I can do. Gonna be super busy with teacher stuff but I really do wanna make time to see the McDavid show

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@Apples @orby it'd take a hell of a lot to get him and still be cap compliant. or maybe not, considering Montreal traded lint for Vanek last season. who knows?

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@shooter` a Brewers meltdown is exactly what major league baseball needs

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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bold prediction: Evander Kane is going to be a Flyer by the end of the season and Dan Carcillo will try to fight him at some point

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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Eklund should retire and Rupp can assume his identity

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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hahaha Mike Rupp was on a hockeybuzz podcast this week

6 days, 23 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 23

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@presidentjlh @orby it's a lot like being not famous at all except slightly more delusional

1 week, 6 days ago on Pens Cap 2014-15

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@PezDOY @beeline @Swiddy Neal won't put up 35-40 in Nashville for the same reason he didn't in Dallas. comparitively lousy centers

1 week, 6 days ago on Pens Cap 2014-15

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Bill Corbett from MST3K/Rifftrax retweeted me and my phone has been vibrating nonstop for like 15 minutes

1 week, 6 days ago on Pens Cap 2014-15

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@matsif_ 1) people call guys pigs for using positions of power as platforms for sexual harassment, e.g., politicians sending women unsolicited nude pictures. not just for taking nude pictures of themselves. if it's consensual and no abuse of power involved then there's no issue. the issue is violation of privacy: these women didn't just "get their tits posted," malicious hackers infiltrated their privacy and stole their pictures. even if someone leaves a car door unlocked it's still fucking illegal to steal the radio.


2) it's not the same as rape but both are predicated on the notion that women are beneath being treated with human decency. two symptoms of the same systematic problem.


3) say what you will about the wisdom of saving nude pictures of yourself in The Cloud but it isn't illegal and it isn't immoral. Stealing them and posting them online for mass consumption without permission is both illegal and immoral. blaming the victim is poisonous and insidious.


4) celebrity or average person, no one should be expected to tolerate a gross invasion of their own privacy. everyone knows celebrities are imperfect. that doesn't mean you are entitled to see them naked


5) neither here nor there. the issue is that womens' bodies are being made tokens in a black market sexual economy that they never consented to. complaining about rich people and the FBI is beyond the point. this shit happens to people in all walks of life and it is always gross, and disgusting, and the fault of the perpetrator.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on 2014-15 Jobberdy Gamedays

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@NHD - hockey soon ? your opinion of Sutter is gonna change once he starts playing with competent wingers on a regular basis. he's no Staal, but he's easily gonna be effective enough to merit that salary

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@Lionel Hutz @orby isn't that a lyric from Blinded By The Light

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@Zoltan_(Birdman) @orby it sucks, but it's also free so i can't complain

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@BIah sometimes he gives up 6 runs in the first inning but it's okay we love him anyway

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@BIah occasionally

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@Zoltan_(Birdman) @orby i can watch enough of it on the internet illegally to get by i think

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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