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I gotta say - watching those dirty, cheatin' donkeys go down like that never gets old. How'd ya like that trip by Beadles - right out of the Steve Herndon School of Dirty Bronco O-Lineman play. You all remember that dude, Right? I know Ross remembers him. He hit Jaamal Williams in the back of his knee AFTER a play. Those arrogant fucking donkeys got everything they deserved yesterday. I loved the shot of that pouty little bitch Eli. I wish they had shown Archie to, that would've been even better. Now we don't have to watch any Peyton commercials for awhile but make no mistake - the Manning ball-washing by the media will recommence as the 2014 season approaches.
However, along with the pleasure of watching such a thorough corn-holing of the mules comes the hard reality that right now there are no teams in the AFC that can challenge the big dogs of the NFC - the 'Hawks and 49ers, unless something changes drastically this offseason. The real Super Bowl was played 2 weeks - the NFC CG. And I would be remiss if I didn't mention that the AFC West goes up against the NFC West this year. Top to bottom that division is murder - maybe the 4 most physical teams in the league. Should be interesting.
1 month ago on Inch Your Way Through Dead Dreams To Another Land
Fuck all that historical shit about how the Chargers blew it gain, they weren't even supposed to be in this game. Fuck all that. And while I'm at it, FUCK the donkeys, fuck their fans, and fuck the NFL. You got what you wanted assholes, Manning vs Brady. One of those fuckers is going to the SB, AGAIN! Fuck, I wish both those fuckers would just get the fuck out. Anyway, too little to late. I'm not gonna get into plays that weren't made the best team won. It just pisses me off that it looked like this whole thing was orchestrated to get those asshats together again. Manning drop dead. Brady drop dead. I can only hope that the NFC SB representative just beats the shit outta whichever asshat takes the field for the AFC.
We still need help on the OL, and hope that DA or M80 come back strong next season. That was a decidedly substandard showing by the offense. Defense, please for God's sake get somebody who can consistently pressure the QB. We're still waiting.
I'm so hot I need another beer or 2, or 3.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Inch Your Way Through Dead Dreams To Another Land
There's so much to talk about going into this game, so many questions. I could fill several paragraphs. Usually going into a huge game like this I start feeling the butterflies in my stomach on Thursday and the tension just increases as the game gets closer. But not this week. And it's not because I'm sure the Chargers are going to win. I think they have a decent chance but I don't expect them to win. At the beginning of the season I swore to myself that I wasn't going to get pulled into another emotional meat grinder and I've done a pretty good job of that. I was very happy with the win last week but not to the point where I was out running in the streets screaming or driving my car around waving my Charger flag, which I have done in the past after games like that. I've been much more even-keeled this season, even when games were being frittered away, because I figured it's just the same old Chargers. And when it got to 5-7 I resigned myself to it being just another lost season and pretty much checked out emotionally. Maybe I haven't completely checked back in yet. Maybe I never will. Maybe I've come to realize that it's just not that important anymore. But knocking Peyton and the Donkeys out of the playoffs in Denver would be so sweet it's almost too much to hope for.
All the emotional BS aside there are some questions to deal with and facts to face going into this game. Fact: Getting Welker back is going to help Denver's offense. There's no denying that. Can a healthy, energized Charger defense do enough to offset his return? Fact: Denver's defense, without Von Miller and some other starters, appears vulnerable right now. Can the the Charger offense with a banged up line and a gimpy Ryan Mathews take advantage of it? Can they hold the ball and limit Denver's posessions the way they did in the two regular season games? Doubly important to do so since Denver will be more potent with Welker back. Fact: The Chargers must score TOUCHDOWNS every time they get in the redzone. You can bet that Denver will be thinking TD every time they get the ball. Field goals will not win this game, unless it's a walk-off scenario. And one more fact: Trindon Hoilliday remains a very dangerous weapon in the return game. It seems like he's been forgotten, at least by the media. He can't be overlooked.
I think that's enough for now. GO BOLTS!!!
I think it's worth noting that the Chargers' best, most dominant games this season have come on the road. They just seem to play with more focus and intensity than they do at home.
2 months ago on Now Let's Fuck Some Serious Shit Up
HOLY SHIT! What has gotten into the D? I know, facing Andy Dalton helps but that was awesome. All of this is so completely unexpected. Great to see Ronnie Brown put it away. The Donkeys are next. Peyton, fucking Peyton. Lets keep this ride going!!!
Well, I'm not sure I know what to say except that was one of the most bizarre football games I've ever seen. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. I think the football gods were smiling on the Chargers today. No other explanation.
2 months, 1 week ago on Now Let's Really Fuck Shit Up
Well they're fucking it up. Flat flat flat. It looks like this team is actually afraid of success.
So reminiscent of the 2005 win over the Colts. Let's hope we're 2-0 in the last two instead of 0-2 as we were back then, and see what happens. Great night to be a Bolts fan. Fight on Bolts.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Let's Fuck Shit Up
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Is There Anything To Be Excited About At This Point? (Part II)
Nice to see them hang on for the win. Those 24-0 halftime leads make me nervous. Can't say I like the matchup this Thursday. Oh well, there's always next year right?
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Is There Anything To Be Excited About At This Point? (Part II)
Well I've just returned from the Q, where Dean Spanos has a firm grip on the $79 I just wasted to watch his team. Yes I broke my own vow not to attend a home game this season, but now that my curiosity has been satisfied I don't need to bother with it anymore this season. On a day when the defense actually played a decent game (except for those instances when they HAD to have a stop with the game on the line), the offense laid a great big fucking egg. The team was as listless as the crowd, as if they had been out in the lot before the game partying up. I've come to the conclusion that by and large Charger fans just don't give a crap about the outcome, that's it's just a few who get upset enough to actually express their displeasure at sites like this. Same with the ownership (but they don't express their displeasure because they got our money). It was a beautiful day and everyone had a great time in the lot and the sense was that the game didn't matter too much. But it's alright Chargers at least you tried (and failed again), and that winning thing is overrated anyway, just ask Spanos. Enjoy your offseason boys.
3 months ago on Alive II
@boltrunner Yep people just aren't sold yet. If they take down the Bengals maybe that'll change things a little bit.
3 months, 1 week ago on Fiat Justitia Ruat Caelum
Here I am to eat my helping of crow. Hmmm yummy. Hats off to the offense for overcoming the Chiefs, the crowd, the refs, and their own shitty defense. It was good to see Pagano tearing into them on the sideline though it didn't help much. Poor dude. Nothing to work with. Anyway, we'll see what happens next, though if it's serious for Fluker I'm not sure I want to see.
Lets see, 2 more red-zone field goals, a roughing-the-passer penalty that took a turnover away from the defense and handed a TD to the opposition (way to go Liuget), a taunting penalty that basically took way a 20 yard gain (thank you for your contribution KA). Throw in a whole bunch of crappy tackling and you get another frustrating loss. A an opponent left for dead is suddenly alive and well. And to top it all off they are in last place behind the Raiders! Congratulations you fucking clowns you really did your selves proud today!
Derek Cox please go away.
Marcus Gilchrist you looked like an animal caught under a steam roller.
4-7 coming up, bank it. Their chances of winning in KC are roughly equal to the speed of light times a negative number.
December will be black out month in San Diego, all 4 games. Keep your Goddamn tickets you fucking losers.
This will be the first season since 1967 that I don't attend a single home game.
McCoy I'm starting to wonder about you, as many people are I'm sure.
Fuck this shit.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on How Long Must We Sing This Song?
I hate this Dolphin game. They have the defense to give Rivers and the offense a real bad time. While their O-Line is in shambles right now, I have serious doubts that this Charger defense can take advantage of this opportunity. I don't feel good about this game at all, but I guess most of that stems from having watched this script play out the wrong way too many times. I predict Sunday evening we'll be hearing the same old tired lines from the coaches and players about not being able to score TD's in the red zone, too many turnovers, not forcing enough turnovers and blah blah blah. Hope I'm wrong but I've been right about this stuff a lot lately. Hey look, I got though an entire post without using any bad words!
3 months, 3 weeks ago on How Long Must We Sing This Song?
@Lucab12 Ross yeah I know I guess I was just glad they didn't get up by 20 and then fuck it away at the end again. I knew the D was going to get shredded and they did but gave up "only" 28. I think the game was won by the donkey's D. I guess my one bitch would be VB's continued crappy play featuring a dropped TD. Other than that it was pretty much what I expected. Sure sucked seeing the Q looking like Mile High Stadium West. Anyway my expectations were very low for the season but of course there are those 3 games they fucked away to pull the rug out from under us again. It's a next-year team always has been I have my doubts that it will ever change.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Walk Tall Or Don't Walk At All
Hey, I got no complaints. The missed fg-td at the end of the 1st half-td at the start of the 2nd half killed them. Fuck Manning, fuck the Donkies, and fuck all their shit-ass fans. Manning - I hope it's serious and I hope the Chiefs finish your ass next week. Can't wait for you to get your over-valued ass out of the league.
@boltrunner First of all credit to the team for making a nice comeback. Not many teams in the league can pull off that sort of thing. Down 10 with 6:30 to go in the game I didn't think they had a chance. Therein lies the problem with so many people being upset with the outcome. Personally I went from thinking "no chance" to thinking "they're actually going to win this thing, what a huge win this is" and then had the rug pulled out from under me - again. Makes me wish it had just stayed 24-14. The last 3 plays in regulation - yeah the play calls were questionable but like the players said, it's up to them to execute whatever's called and they fucked it up - again. Honestly I think the coaches are doing all they can with this bunch but there's still too many fuckups on this team, especially on defense. I've gone from thinking Pagano doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground to thinking the guy just doesn't have enough quality players, which he clearly doesn't. Oh well, I didn't think they'ed win more than 4 games this year and they're already there but I don't think there's more than a couple winnable games left. KC and Den twice plus @Miami and home to the Bengals. At this point I don't think any of those are winnable. Fuck it, this is nothing but a next-year team, always has been, always will be.
4 months ago on Baltimore and DC Now, Don't Forget the Motor City
Somebody please put me out of my misery
Alright! Credit where it is due. The defense played its collective ass off tonight. That's what we need, every fucking week not just every other week. Solid. The offense played error free football save a couple penalties. Solid. Hats off to the next-man-up guys on both sides of the ball. Coaching - spot on. Novak - deadly. Way to go Bolts!
4 months, 3 weeks ago on We're Up All Night To Get Sucky