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Playing NHL 15 with my buddy when his mom walks into his room.

"Who ya playing with?"

"Dicktoucher."

"Nick Dillon!?"

5 hours, 22 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@PezDOY @ Dillon I should definitely be around then.

Still looking for a Hezen Vengeance.

10 hours ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@PezDOY @ Dillon Should be. You said sometime Friday night, right?

10 hours, 2 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@PezDOY @ Dillon Explains why they don't show up for the playoffs then, XD

10 hours, 2 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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Just throwing this out there, but does it surprise anyone how it seems the Pens ALWAYS bring their A game in the regular season against the Bruins?

Like, why them? Why not a team like Philly or the Isles?

10 hours, 6 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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The wheels on the bus go roun... Oh fuck.

http://i.imgur.com/BSA9W8J.gif

1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@WetShoes @ Dillon I don't remember that because I didn't watch during the Anonymous GM shit. I just knew it was shit.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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How would you even explain this? Other than showing them the actual text.

http://i.imgur.com/j1LvgZb.jpg

1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@AngryPanda YOU WOULD LIKE TO FUCK ME AND EVERYTHING AROUND ME.

YOU PROBABLY EVEN WANT TO FUCK MY DOG, DON"T YOU? 

SICK BASTARD.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@AngryPanda I fucking hate all of you.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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I lied, I'm just going to watch more TV.

http://i.imgur.com/G8R2Fq5.gif

1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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I'm going to make this MY thread if no one posts here soon.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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I think Kane has a fetish for being squirted with ketchup and mustard, too.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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"HEY KANE! YOU FORGOT YOUR NUTS! STOO-PID!"


1 day, 1 hour ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@BDF Been there, done that.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@bgw @AngryPanda Suuuuuuck iiiiiiiiit!

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@AngryPanda THAT'S HOW YOU DO.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Go retweet it, for stuff. And things.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@presidentjlh Don't die.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@Sue-per Mo He's drunk. Forgive him.

At least he isn't on the road.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Dany Heatley always makes things better.

https://twitter.com/DanyAllStar15/status/537085142934630400

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@NewYinzer Nipples.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@JenBroflovski Soon they're going to start popping bubble wrap and act like bombs are going off.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@stapler Best

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Shut the fuck up, Big Show.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Crowd starts chanting "CM Punk"

King - "Oh, here it goes."

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@neilcity The Steelers played a hockey team?

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Sergernt Slerter

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@AngryPanda @Y2RJ He cool.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@AngryPanda @Y2RJ He shows up at the most random guys, but unlike that other fucker, he doesn't show up to bitch about a bad game.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@Y2RJ Oh look, this crazy fucker.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Rusev going to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Can't wait.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Downie is going to end up getting the only penalty from this tiny scrum.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@Lindas1st Hornqvist is a dirty hobbit?

1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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