LiveFyre enjoys anal intercourse with hung horses. That is all.
1 hour, 31 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@bgw Yeah, I'm not paying for Netflix.
You can already see I wouldn't use it much.
1 hour, 42 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@KLIMAS WINS @ Dillon Find me a stream, motherfuckers.
1 hour, 47 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@KLIMAS WINS Would you believe me if I told you that I never seen A Nightmare Before Christmas?
1 hour, 49 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@Dapper Dad Man I think you'd be pretty fucking nuts to WANT to talk to me, but I'll be lurking.
2 hours, 23 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
Apparently Christian Ehrhoff leads the team in plus/minus with a plus 5 even though he's kinda looked like sloppy ballsack.
Keep it up, and start scoring.
5 hours, 7 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
9 hours, 38 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
@Lionel Hutz I'm... Not even gunna touch that.
9 hours, 41 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
some wildebeest from high school that I never actually knew outside of her being a friend's cousin and also being a wildebeest added me on FB. I accepted. Now she's liking every fucking thing I post related to hockey.
9 hours, 44 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
I was going to leave until I remembered both coworkers took half hour breaks they weren't suppose to. Hour lunch, bitches. Gotta deal with me for like 15 more minutes.
9 hours, 50 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
boss off today. Friday. No work.
Today is a great day.
10 hours, 7 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
Just remembered my boss is off tomorrow.
1 day ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
In other news, Hossa has 1000... fuck you Hutz.
1 day ago on Gameday 9 – Kings at Pens
@Birdman79 @Dillon Participation trophy, lmfao
@SaintMarty I don't go to bars to score.
I go to the homeless shelter.
Still doesn't work.
Mom did wake me up at 1am by stomping down the hall like an elephant, though, and then right as I'm about to fall back asleep screamed at the dog like she was being murdered.
So my heart was racing and I couldn't sleep for like another 45 minutes.
@shooter` So are you saying they won in a shootout tonight?
@Hoss Maybe do it a 3rd time for good measure.
make sure they seen it.
@Hoss Hahahahaha, I remember when we used to nuke sites with gifs.
1 day ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @ Dillon OT goal.
He thought he got pushed into the net, but his own momentum carried him in.
@Hoss @ Dillon Too late.
I don't give a shit if Quick wasn't playing.
1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 9 – Kings at Pens
Damnit, Adams. WHy did you have to take the penalty with 1:11 left?
How are you going to score out of the box now?
Geno in murder mode.
Rossi has a good point for once.
Missed this one.
@Hoss I actually had a picture of horse feed but apparently I deleted it, so figured I might as well be useful.
Maybe that's just how he stands while protecting the net.
That hurt Maatta.
@NHD I won't let Hoss use my Steam account.
I paid money for those games.
@Hoss Just grabbed it real quick.
@SaintMarty @ Dillon I'm pretty sure Geno could rip someone's throat out if they pissed him off enough.
@SaintMarty Like saying Geno isn't a tough guy.
What a fucking shift.
@Sue-per Mo No one.
@Gmus @ Dillon I wouldn't want to fight Donkey Kong, myself.
@JenBroflovski He fucking grabbed Geno and tried to throw punches.
What was Geno going to do?
Hope those fists to the face felt good, you fuck.
Williams, you're a fucking retard.
Malkin will murder you.
Hornqvist tried to take Jones' head off with that shot.
Or rip a leg off.
@AndPensWinInOvertime They suck.
@Hoss You suck.
@kirk_75 @bgw I'm ugly enough as is.
@kirk_75 @bgw Fuck no.
I don't want to be a mutant.