LiveFyre enjoys anal intercourse with hung horses. That is all.
I literally almost got fucked on the last day of the week in fantasy because I started Stalock and he got butt fucked by the Rangers and forgot to start Jake Allen who ended up starting last night and won with a .960 save percentage.
Still won, though. Suck it, Panda.
7 hours, 32 minutes ago on Cblog Pens Related Gifts
@M D H Legitimately making a bad pizza is grounds for execution.
14 hours, 23 minutes ago on Cblog Pens Related Gifts
Stepdad - "What's with these Buffalo Bills fans?"
"Uh, those are Texans fans. "
" Yeah, you're right. They're Mexicans. "
Ummmmmmmmm, I was talking about their jerseys, not ethnicity.
16 hours, 16 minutes ago on Cblog Pens Related Gifts
Ok, I'm out. Night.
Should've been gone like 3 hours ago but I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeee!
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@AngryPanda Man, he sucks.
God damnit, Cartoon Network.
@AngryPanda @J.O. I love how every time you see JO, you spout some random ass basketball knowledge.
@Birdman79 If Despres gets benched for Borts or Harrington before Scuds, there's something terribly wrong.
@AngryPanda You just reminded me of something that Yinzer either totally forgot about or didn't feel right having me go through with.
1 day, 7 hours ago on Cblog Pens Related Gifts
@SaintMarty @Birdman79 Or we could've had 3 of the best centers in the league, and had to trade one of them off and got a King's ransom (pun or no pun intended, you make the call) for one of what probably would've been Geno or Toews.
Before my the private owner of the Giant Eagle by Kennywood sold to corporate, he had a bunch of shit packed up in his office.
My stepdad noticed a dusty old hockey stick in the corner of the dude's office and asked the owner who it was.
Guy said it was a signed Lemieux stick and he didn't even care about hockey. Was trying to give shit away that was all packed in boxes because he had no where to put it when he sold the store.
Typical stepdad, never asked him if he wanted anything for it.
He had a bunch of other Pittsburgh sports memorabilia, too, but that was the only hockey thing he had.
@Sue-per Mo Heya.
My mom bought me a Penguins fluorescent lamp that I turned on once but it was way too fucking bright and I couldn't stop paying attention to it rather than the game, so I don't use it.
1 day, 9 hours ago on Gameday 4 – Islanders at Pens
I can't be the only one that heard that.
Did someone just get fucking shot?
@SaintMarty @ Dillon shutout
Went from one of the worst PKs to shutting down the 2nd best PP in the league.
And now I just jinxed it.
@shooter` @ Dillon @matsif_ Shut the fuck up, you're ruining the joke.
1 day, 10 hours ago on Gameday 4 – Islanders at Pens
@matsif_ @shooter` Bylsma doesn't have a job. Think he could afford an Xbone/PS4?
@NHD #goatboy @ Dillon Josef Spaulin.
Spaling is on fire tonight.
Jesus Christ, they actually called an instigator.
@matsif_ I feel dirty liking him, but it's a good dirty.
You'd never think you'd hear Steigy and Errey saying they hope Downie has a nice long career and finding yourself agreeing, but here we are.
OOO KILL EM
@NHD #goatboy I don't hate Maroon 5, but I hate that song.
@NHD #goatboy @SaintMarty *pop punk
@pdoggy @NHD #goatboy Chalupa Batman.
@NHD #goatboy I've been craving any Taco Bell for like 7 years now.
@matsif_ @JenBroflovski DON'T TALK SHIT ON AIRHEADS.
@NHD #goatboy @ Dillon @Birdman79 I'm not Klimas, NHD.
@Birdman79 @ Dillon No, but it keeps fucking crashing.
@pdoggy If Malkin taught a Russian class, I would take it.
God, Google Chrome is fucking garbage.
@NHD #goatboy *Satna
God, I fucking hate the Isles.
@NHD #goatboy Something dark?
Scuderi on the 4-on-4.
Jesus Christ, Johnston, wat doin?
I just refreshed.
It was nice knowing you, c-blog.
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