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peace ouuuut 

2 hours, 54 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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@Hoss Saturday may have killed more braincells than I thought. 

2 hours, 57 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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ray rice addressing the media on the TV in front of me. I just wanna knock his teeth down his throat. 

3 hours, 3 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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@Hoss it's hard to describe this guy without sounding like an insensitive asshole about it. 

3 hours, 5 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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@JenBroflovski @Apples @HobeyBaker ah, I see. That's the office I thought you were talking about. 

3 hours, 7 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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@Hoss it's suppose to be funny but you also don't know who this guy is so it loses 90% of the funny because of that. 

3 hours, 9 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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@JenBroflovski @HobeyBaker explains the elevator then. 

3 hours, 10 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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This guy here at work got highlights on Monday night. Looks like Timberlake in his NSYNC days.

3 hours, 19 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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So I can be exactly what I mentioned? Sweet! MMB, sign me up!

3 hours, 29 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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Can I sign up and be the guy who doesn't turn up to draft or check my team until the last week before playoffs and somehow have a spot?

3 hours, 30 minutes ago on JFL 2.0

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@bgw @Apples @Zoltan_(Birdman) No,  you.

15 hours, 52 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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Aight. I'm out. Night fuckers and fuckettes.


15 hours, 55 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@bgw @Apples Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, thanks BGW.

16 hours, 2 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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This is actually pretty damn funny, and damn ridiculous.

http://kotaku.com/theres-a-concert-on-twitch-and-the-comments-are-bonker-1613767365?

16 hours, 4 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@bgw @Apples @AngryPanda Works for me!


16 hours, 25 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@BIah @Apples It's not a joke, though. That's just literally how shit works.

16 hours, 25 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@bgw @AngryPanda What's on Nat Geo?

16 hours, 26 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@BIah joke?

16 hours, 30 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@BIah wat

16 hours, 30 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@J.O. @Apples @Zoltan_(Birdman) Yes, it's replaying right now.

16 hours, 37 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@J.O. @Apples @Zoltan_(Birdman) I don't know, I didn't watch.

16 hours, 37 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Zoltan_(Birdman) So bad it's good.

16 hours, 40 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@J.O. I decided to get creative after I typed too many o's into "yooooooooooo"

16 hours, 41 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@J.O. yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!


Soulja Boy Tellem!


Hey yall I got a new dance for yall called da Soulja Boy!

16 hours, 41 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man I remember her asking if she needed to pull over when I couldn't get my GPS working so she could use hers, and I didn't answer for about a minute or two. After I told to pull over, she probably thought I was about to hurl.

16 hours, 48 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@AngryPanda My left knee is torn to shreds and i think the bone might still be a little bruised because if I put pressure on it, it hurts like shit.

16 hours, 50 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man @Apples @bgw Then after that point, holding it in, that's when my memory started blacking out.

16 hours, 54 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man @Apples @bgw I was literally standing there between NHD's car and Yinzer, and I'm like, "If I move a muscle, I'm puking on whoever is in front of me, NHD's car, or Yinzer. I'm going to die one way or another so I'll just hold it in."

16 hours, 54 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man @Apples @bgw Good...

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I almost did after Panda's "water," though.

16 hours, 56 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man @Apples @bgw Easy target, so you mean you were attempting to get me to puke?

16 hours, 57 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man @bgw @Apples Did Yanni mention something to you, because she asked me why I wasn't drinking when I was only 2 days away from my 21st and then like 15-20 minutes later you're handing me beers left and right.

16 hours, 58 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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I think I'm going to have to shave now after what BGW just said.


17 hours, 3 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man I think the only way you're going to get me to puke is to get me to pass out.

17 hours, 6 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man @NHD Like 90% of the people around my age all want kids ASAP anymore and I'm just like, "Thank god no one finds me attractive."

17 hours, 7 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@bgw @Apples @Dapper Dad Man That's what they all say.

17 hours, 10 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@bgw @Dapper Dad Man I knew there was a reason I hated you.

17 hours, 12 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@bgw @Dapper Dad Man You got your kids sick. You're a terrible person.

17 hours, 13 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@NHD You're missing out.

17 hours, 15 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@bgw Hope he gets better man. That sucks.

17 hours, 17 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@AngryPanda @Dapper Dad Man You're welcome.

17 hours, 22 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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I seriously can't wait for the premiere of Black Jesus. Show looks fucking hilarious.

17 hours, 26 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@AngryPanda The hell do you want?

17 hours, 33 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man Or Uher or Payerl, too.

17 hours, 34 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@Dapper Dad Man Lol, thanks for nothing Spaling! Wasn't exactly hoping to see you anyway. Makes room for Kapanen.

17 hours, 35 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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@NHD Dapper is a neat guy.

17 hours, 38 minutes ago on 2014 Pittsburgh Penguins 6.6k

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