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I had no idea that Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine had a Game Boy version. Was it any good?
2 years, 3 months ago on Simpsons Gameboy Games
YES. Just don't see it, people. It's Michael Bay. Even if he didn't change everything, it still wouldn't be good and you know it. Take a stand and just pretend it doesn't exist. Most of the people who will be seeing this movie are fans of the shows or comics who should know better by now. Without its shallow name-recognition draw, it's nothing. Stop seeing these and they'll eventually be forced to stop making them, it really is that simple.
2 years, 4 months ago on Michael Bay's TMNT from Outer Space?
Our local video store had this back when we'd rent bad movies every Friday night, and it was one of our favorites out of all the ones we'd seen over the years. Then they entirely eliminated their VHS section, and we never go there anymore... there's no point, they're exactly like NetFlix now, only less convenient. It's really sad to see them just toss out all those movies... now it's pretty much impossible to find weird, obscure films like this that never got a DVD release.
2 years, 5 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)
@rush86 Aw. :(
2 years, 5 months ago on House (1977)
@rush86 This pretty much IS Motherfuckin' Monday, isn't it? He reviews a crazy movie on Monday, same as every other week. The only difference is it doesn't say "Motherfuckin' Monday" at the beginning.
Holy shit! I need to see this! NOOOOWWWW
All these comments about the Picard Song... what about THIS one?
2 years, 5 months ago on Trek Trivia (Next Generation)
Did the stabbed Klingon bleed pink like in Star Trek VI?
@Ceyx_Helel I think that was probably it! Though even that is a bit confusing in my head, since there was ANOTHER flying guillotine movie with a very similar title that wasn't awesome at all, and I get THOSE mixed up too.
2 years, 5 months ago on Drunken Wu Tang (1984)
@Dr Bigs Kimble@SashaMilas
Why would that make anyone mad? Being first doesn't get you any prizes. On this site, it means your comment will very quickly get buried at the bottom of the screen. And if one is an idiot who uses the first comment solely to mention that it is, in fact, the first comment, they should really be permanently banned from commenting at all, because it's obvious they have absolutely nothing to contribute.
I saw this a looooong time ago and it's always mashed together in my head with two or three other really really weird martial arts movies. At least now I know which exact one has the crazy watermelon (er, make that banana) monster. Wish I could remember which one had the guy with the crazy-long extendo arms.
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Nerd. I look forward to seeing your take on things- I always thought it was sort of weird that we see more of James' cat than his wife!
2 years, 6 months ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks
@fcku If all you care about is avgn, why would you watch this in the first place, let alone comment on it? Just ignore all James' posts until the avgn movie comes out. Trust me, you won't be missed.
2 years, 7 months ago on The Green Monster That Walked Into My House (1993)