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@toad004 Ah OK well I apologize then for my previous comment
2 years, 3 months ago on You Know What's Bullshit? Episode 15
@1337snake Did you really create an account just to call James an E-Begger??? That my friend is whats bullshit
@supmandude Not A Problem
2 years, 3 months ago on Elmo in Grouchland (1999) Commentary
@supmandude Well I Guess I Will Tell You Then Since It Upsets You So Much. The Eye Is A Very Strange Thing. When Reading Sentences It Comprehends Words But Not Always The Sentence Brought Forth. This Way Every Word Catches The Eye And The Brain Has To Take A Minute To Register. It Gives A Clearer Understanding Of What Is Being Said. Once More It Also Attracts People To What Is Being Said By Being Out Of The Ordinary And Will Be Read More Than Other Comments
@supmandude Hahahaha Coming From A Quote Harvard Grade That Put A Question Mark On An Insult. You Aren't Sure You're Insulting Me?? Must Be Hard Living With That Kind Of Doubt
@supmandude Thanks For Proving My Point
FireFox is your friend. Go To Add-Ons And Download One Called "Hide Your Ass" (its real). It will add an h with a yellow circle that you can click for instant proxy server. Hope that helps
2 years, 3 months ago on The Vindicator - Movie Review
This Video Was Removed From Youtube. Judging By The Comments Below I Can't Say That I Blame Him For Doing So
@supmandude @PsionicArchon Wow All This Rage Over A Video >.< And People Wonder Why The Hell It Was Removed From Youtube. This Right Here May Be The Case. As For Harvard, Or 35yrs Old You Sure As Hell Don't Act Like It.
@JamesAVGN I brought this up to Kevin, but I haven't heard so I will post it here to. If you need any long distance help just let me know via message or facebook or something. Anything at all.
2 years, 3 months ago on Nerd Log - The Point of No Return
@RyanSanders Thanks LOL, but more than likely he will be back with a new account >.<
2 years, 3 months ago on Nerd Log - Production Design
I wouldn't have a problem with the making of this move except for the one fact
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES NOT MATURE ALIEN FIGHTING THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE TURTLES BUT AREN'T CAUSE THEY ARE ALIENS
2 years, 4 months ago on Michael Bay's TMNT from Outer Space?
@JamesAVGN Awesome Video Bro, and thanks for the autographed pictures. Got mine on the fridge, and Dillian has his in his room hanging up. Keep up the good work. Can't wait for the movie.
2 years, 4 months ago on Radical 80's Nostalgia
Just downloaded the movie :D Although now I got to waste time hardcoding subtitles to watch on my ps3.
2 years, 4 months ago on Alien vs. Ninja (2010)
I dunno why I just love cheesy movies like this LOL
SCORE BLOOPERS :D LOVING IT
2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes
@JamesRolfe If I can find a way to mail this monitor i got to you guys I would. Let me know. you guys can flat out have it. Oh, does it need to work? it may still run but I have no way to test it. Sorry
2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN Movie - Production help
I would be in the movie for free if it was me that got picked lol project gonna be awesome
2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions
@oldjohnboy1 James is kinda getting tired of the nerd. He wont get rid of it completely but even after the movie is over the nerd may only show once a year. This information VIA James Mailbag
2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses
2 years, 4 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food
@Killteck Besides why are you here? Cinemassacre is not youtube. Go Back Home You Troll. Here Let Me Help You http://www.youtube.com there you go. Now click the link and go cry on there
@Killteck Ha Now He Calls Me A Loser, Yet You Post All Over This Page Like The Fucking Plaque. And who is crying? Not me. The comment above wasn't directed at you but now that I really think about it you are the only prick that's commented all negative all over the place. It would seem you are the one who is crying >.< Fail Once Again Good Sir >.<
@LukasSprehn To donate now you do. It's not like it's that hard though. I made on in less than 2 mins
TO CLEAR THE MADNESS. Ummmm hello. Let's read who posted this shall we? Now scroll to the top..............OMG THAT'S JAMES NAME :O If it was Mike it would say Mike. I'm assuming that even though James wife doesn't use this too much that James would still have her an account, but lets say that she uses James. I'm almost certain that James cleared his wife to post whatever she wants. People need to remember THAT'S JAMES WIFE. You don't insult her by telling her not to post ON HER HUSBANDS WEBSITE. AM I AN AVGN FAN BOY???? NOOOOO!!!! I'm a James Rolfe and April Rolfe Fan. So get over yourselves people. You may think its posting an opinion and it won't hurt, but remember that James and hiis wife can see these. She probably is like "James Some Of Your Fans Are Dicks" >.< that i don't like.
@ias kenny You didn't read comments below >.< FAIL GOOD SIR >.< I am one of many that saw this and tried this. Many other things do this. I've seen a computer mag with cooking stuff in it. In no way is this wrong. I'm sorry but it isn't your website. It's the Rolfe's >.<
@mrs_nerd Any Idea As To When The Filmography On Here Will Be Updated? And Will Dumbo And Dunky Be Posted Any Time Soon?
@Boddrick Thank you Boddrick for possibly the best comment thus far :)
@PartyPosse Cause it's not like James wife has anything to do with the site or have any say on whats posted.............................oh wait >.< Yes she does LOL
Where Can I Get The Cinemassacre Gold Collection? Are They On Screwattack?
2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)
@mrs_nerd Tried The Mountain Dew Cupcakes :D Tasty Thanks for the post. Hope the movie is going well
2 years, 5 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food
@Hazard totally agree It's a good waste of time and one that you can eat afterwards :D I think im gonna waste my time trying these out
@JeramieKruger Yes but do not forget about extra bills and everything else. It is completely fan funded means that he can keep all his rights and not have to give them over to other people. This does not prevent, nor did it prevent him from putting in some of his own personal money to fund the movie
2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program
@kitnox@kobbern http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOafCwAUvZo In case if anyone wanted to see the butchery lol
@kitnox@kobbern I agree with you. I tried to make a movie once. Not as big as James is going but still. You would think underground filming would be easy hahahahaha boy did i fail. SInce I couldn't pay actors I had to resort to volunteers. Needless to say they all back out during the production. Yes it was a full length script. Maybe 200 pages or more. We started filming the easy stuff and realized about 3 months in that it was almost impossible to do without any money. It never got done. In the end I had to butcher all our work and what we did film wound up being a commercial for our production studio >.< Trust Me When I Say Filming Ain't Easy LOL
@PsychoNerd I would totally watch that. Not like a ghost hunter thing or anything just an exploration of scary places. Ghost Hunting is so over done that it would be a change just to talk about some old scary places in a normal perspective
2 years, 5 months ago on Nerd Log - More Locations
and shit Kevin Make my heart jump. Thanks for that LOL
HAHAHAHAHA I can just imagine. "Yeah where is this porn studio"? Weird Stare >.< LMAO
@MegAtronia yes yes if by action you mean falling GIF files, and him in alternate characters that look exactly the same then by all means. LOL Common movies take 6months to a year to make. Even in hollywood. I'd say give this movie to mid to the end of next year.
I swear sometimes people are ignorant. OK so here goes the best rant i can think of. I hope this gets at least something across ~clears throat~ James Rolfe wants to make a movie that much is true. The fans want to believe that we are all personal friends of the man himself. What would we do for a friend that wants us to help him make a movie. we would help him no questions asked. Its what friends do. whether or not James cares for each one of us individually is irrelevant. how many friends do you have that never text nor communicate with you yet you keep their number in your phone? James did put money towards the movie this much is true and is stated by both his wife and co producer Kevin Finn, but do not forget he still has to pay the bill just like everyone in life does, and he has to pay more. I can just imagine his internet bill let alone the bill to pay for this website. Any merchandise found is done by screwattack website. Hence why if you click the merchs link it takes you off this site and on to another. Does James clear the merchandise usage? Probably not. He just has a contract giving them the rights to do so. Will the movie happen? He used indegogo which actually does keep tabs on people that run their donations on there so that people do not get scammed. Let's say hypothetically speaking that the movie never happens that this is all a sham. Indegogo will most likely refund all donations if they can and James would be arrested for fraud. >.< I don't see that happening. People thinking James is filthy rich? I don't think so. Yes he does make more than an average person would but he also has a shitload of more bills to take care of as well as paying anyone that works with him, and some sites that are not free that he may want to support his videos. Plus don't forget he may have to pay for partnerships so he can have advertising space. I hope I explained most of the issues found on the comments below and any more questions feel free to ask and I will try to help either answer or find out the answer for you.
@kobbern To defeat all the purpose here um James wasn't the creator of the plushies or the main seller. You can thank screwattack on that one. as for James, um he ain't as rich as you make him out to be there kobbern. Ya need to pay attention a little more such as watch other press conferences and stuff that involves him. He explains a lot about his status in the "cash network". As for Irate Gamer, nobody here talks about him. i don't care what he does moneywise or any of that he just bores me to tears (No pun intended lol) so basically what you are saying kobbern is that him, his wife, kevin finn, matt....um don't know last name sorry lol, and many many more different sources both close and not close to james are all telling stories and that they could have funded it themselves >.< um big fail there. if you need material for my basis its called cinemassacre.com, or you can use youtube as well to find things that James Himself has said. Facebook is another good source. Talk to Kevin Finn directly on there. he is a nice guy. talked to him myself a couple of times. In short don't talk what you don't know
@Bone@metalcommand Using Firefox now. No Problems here.
2 years, 5 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster
@DBK@kobbern not to mention the fact that its screwattack that advertises it and cause it involves the nerd he has to at least make the post on here as well
@meeeeeeeeee Totally Agree. Anyone know how much the making of Bubba HoTep Was? That too was an awesome movie. Bruce Campbell the shit :D
2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN Movie Fundraiser Ending
@Destoroyah Considering that most 18yr olds wouldn't tell their parents or the people they are getting money from that they were buying cocaine. Must be some dumbass 18yr old.
@Destoroyah Sure They Make Money But Google Is A search engine that gets their money from advertising websites, and youtube partnered with google for more money
@doyle138 ok little confused as to why your here. your in the wrong place buddy. youtube is the other direction
@Korezom what can i say you got me there LMAO
@Thrashing Deth@jemis@DBK Dunno what happened while i was away but damn lol make one comment and an explosion happened XD allow me to illuminate.
One: wasn't complaining really just making a statement. Do I want the plush toys? Eh maybe. I can live without them for now. I've got the moneys but I really wanted the shirt
Two: Got My Shirt :D
@meeeeeeeeee Never really anyway to know except you gotta believe that there are honest people out there. If you don't believe that then the world is lost. People need a hero of some kind in this world and they need to believe that their hero will do right. Maybe the money won't be used for the movie. Who knows and who cares. I treat it as if i let a friend borrow some money. I never expect them to return it and I don't care what they do with it. If they say they are using it for making a movie I've got their word and only that. Gotta trust people sometimes now don't we
and sorry but i'm not going to buy these for a while. I'm wanting my cinemassacre t-shirt first
@DBK Right >.< wishing they were. I operate a youtube channel and it feels like a childrens fairy tale book nowadays with all the trolls
Step 1: People that are haters of James I must ask WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Step 2: This Is James' Job. You wouldn't want him to go to your work and troll you do you?
Step 3: So What If He Has Some New Merchs. It's not often that he does it, and to be honest I don't think he does. It's screwattack.com
Step 4: James Doesn't care about the trolls. in fact he just says that he only pays attention to the fans more than anything cause that's who helps him with his job.
Step 5: Out of all the things going on James still managed to give us more material to watch while he works on his movie which is more than most producers and directors can say.
I say lets keep this page for the fans, and take the trolling back to youtube and facebook where it spawned from
@jemis@DBK why does it feel like I'm on youtube or facebook LMAO
@Destoroyah Easy. He is going to run the movie at several film festivals then he is going to follow up with a DVD release. As for if it will stream on the website, that will depend on James. The movie cost. Well once again that's one thing James didn't know. His original thought was $75,000 being enough. He is slowly discovering the costs. I tried this myself (Not Donations but the actual making of a movie) We were underground mainstream and we found it super hard after a month of production and had to scrap the idea. James just wants to see his work done right and in his own lifetime. George Lucas himself had a lot of people help him with funding for Star Wars so he could keep total control.
@Big McLargehuge LOL and the gameboy version don't count HAHAHAHA
YAY MORE OVERANALYZERS ~ROUND OF APPLAUSE~ Oh James or Mike When can we look forward to more of the Old Footage That James Filmed In The Past? I wanna see Dumbo and Dunky :P
2 years, 5 months ago on OverAnalyzers #12
@Max Marriner Totally Agree. Like I said James Don't Care So Why Should We :)
@Destoroyah Very easily.
First of all parents would have to pay for it not some 10yr old with no credit card. So There Is That Major Flaw.If it was true that 10yr old did this then they have awesome parents that give in to anything.
Second: James Is Taking A Big Leap. Putting All His Time Into Doing This Movie. It is very time consuming. To top it off James has put in his own personal money into this (see Mrs. Rolfe Text On This Website)
I know from experience as I too have attempted to make a movie. Couldn't do it cause lack of help.
James asked for help and he got it. In fact got more than he expected, and that proves loyalty of the fans, and the kindness of others. The idiot in the video made it seem like a cry for more money, and that we are blind sheep. Hollywood gets our money daily without so much as a thank you and half of what they bring out is crap. Twilight being a BIG EXAMPLE >.< Trust me I have spoken my peace to the guy on the video. No matter what I tell him he believes he is right just like anyone with an opinion they don't want proven wrong. Does he know James personally? I doubt it. Will James Really Care? NOPE! James has his fans and he has his haters, and sadly that is the moral of life. As I say GO JAMES AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST.
@Captain N I watched that video......and i gots to say......WHO THE HELL THAT GUY THINK HE IS >.< Um, I'm pretty sure James has pulled money from his pocket as well in order to pay for his dream. Hell a lot of times James has paid for a lot of his stuff I.E. Most all of it. With the exceptions of video game donations and all the other things He has put the time and the money. He only asked his fans cause he knows that he could never pay for that kind of a project by himself. James' wife needs to find this kid and beat him down LOL.
but* not buy lol
I started filming in high school doing some small time stuff. Afterwards I began a small film series. After a while it seemed my work never was any good to me and I was ready to say FUCK IT and quit filming altogether. That was when I found the NERD :D I watched the episodes for a long time. Every new episode I watched made me laugh even harder. In 2008 I got the nerve to start a youtube series called Rebellion USA. Later that year I felt once again my work not doing it for me, and that I was never going to be good. I stopped for a month. That was when I came across Cinemassacre. Never realizing that James had done far more things than AVGN, The first thing I watched was CINEMASSACRE 200, and I got to tell you THAT MOVIE SPOKE TO ME. It made me want to film again. Every old piece of work you have posted makes me wanna improve on my filming and skills more and more. Not to sound mushy (Too Late Maybe LOL) buy James Rolfe is my inspiration into FILMING. Thank you James. You Keep Doing This Awesome Work That You Were Born To Do
@Big McLargehuge@NightPhoenix More access to materials in California I would guess. Kevin Finn has his production studio there as well so there is that. And he may have figured he could film in certain locations that he wouldn't have need a permit for. Alas we may not ever really know for sure, but what we do know is James is working his ass off to bring us all some epicness :D GO JAMES GO :D
Samurai Princess Is The Only Other Movie That Uses A Similar Weapon But Instead Of A Cannon Ball She Uses.......well you would just have to watch it
2 years, 5 months ago on Drunken Wu Tang (1984)
hahahaha I love the fact that the accent just vanishes and James pretty much quotes the fans comments about it :P Just made my day
2 years, 7 months ago on OverAnalyzers Episode #9: Bond (Part 1 of 2)
@stylix It has become a trademark of Rockstar, and nine times out of ten they just leave them in there so long as it doesn't hinder the gameplay
2 years, 7 months ago on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Glitches (PS2)
@RafaelAbreu Most of them. I'm not sure of the last one though cause I've never done that one
@gus_diaz He is married after all so he may just as well have kids. Besides that it truly maybe that he does like that movie. Hell some classic disney movies, no matter what they are, are still good. My friends and I watch the Tinkerbell series cause it has a lot of funny moments in it, that make us weird??
2 years, 7 months ago on You Know What's Bullshit? Episode 15
You should do ykwbs episode about book series not being numbered
Halo and Call of Duty Im pretty sure had their own PC versions. Now I know they are probably referring to the new ones that have recently come out, but even still. And as he says he plays and likes first person shooters. Just said the were repetative.
2 years, 8 months ago on The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Bioject: Ever watch Cinemassacre 200??? Then you would know that this is in fact the kind of material that pertains to this place
2 years, 8 months ago on Stoney (2001) Longer Edit with Outtakes
Damn it. I own original Night of the Living Dead. That awesome black and white film :P It's sad to see the classic stuff such as this die out. I don't know what to think except AMERICA LAND OF HISTORY OR HISTORY KILLER?
2 years, 8 months ago on Night of the Living Dead (1968) cemetery chapel to be demolished.