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@CollegeWolf Don't lie. I know which "part" is your real favorite.
6 hours, 13 minutes ago on RED ALERT: Shirtless Vikings Do Harlem Shake Video
@Qommie @CollegeWolf We should all just be happy I didn't say "Rub myself OFF" in that sentence.
1 day, 4 hours ago on Christian Ponder to Sign Stuff So I Can Give It To You
@CollegeWolf It's the only thing I have to give away, outside of my dignity, which is of very little value.
1 day, 5 hours ago on Christian Ponder to Sign Stuff So I Can Give It To You
@Hauntria Not 100% certain about the collar underneath, but it still looks bad ass. Also, I would imagine you to look sadder after that game, so I applaud your resolve.
2 days, 2 hours ago on Look at This Awesome Old Vikings Sweater
Oh look at that! YouTube videos embed now!
2 days, 6 hours ago on Look at This Awesome Old Vikings Sweater
@CollegeWolf IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-wXfFTokGQ
@Hammy1724 I just hope that his leg isn't actually THAT strong so if he kicks the ball too high, it shatters our glass ceilings. Metrodome incidents all over again.
3 days, 4 hours ago on 2013 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Vikings Select P Jeff Locke
That right justified picture wrapped like shit in this HTML. God damn everything.
3 days, 6 hours ago on 2013 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Vikings Select P Jeff Locke
@Hammy1724 So we OWE it to McNabb to get him to retire as one of us? AMAZING.
1 week ago on Point/Counterpoint: Should Donovan McNabb Retire As a Viking?
@CollegeWolf Dude, that's the problem. No one can kill these Urlacher rumors! We've tried, and the damn thing just keeps coming back. This is some Cape Fear shit, I promise you.
1 week, 1 day ago on Brian Urlacher Rumors Still Not Dead After Several Beatings
@Qommie I agree ... The glass roof thing seems too obvious of a joke, but here we are. They literally have given this team a glass roof over their head.
1 week, 1 day ago on 5 Things You Didn't Know About the New Vikings Stadium
@SkinsHogHeaven My guess would be that those are the only thing they'll actually bring over from the old stadium. Like how baseball stadiums transfer home plate or an old-timer's stadium seat, the Vikings will port over the urinal troughs and the bathroom stall where the Iowa woman had sex.
1 week, 2 days ago on 5 Things You Didn't Know About the New Vikings Stadium
@CollegeWolf In the fly through the team has on the website, it looked like the concourses were wider I suppose, but they didn't have live field views. Like the walls were all flatscreens or something. That seems stupid, unless I'm just mis-reading the entire thing.
@peterandkelsey I would if this was satire.
Also, thought satire was evident whenever talking about the Lions?
1 week, 3 days ago on Nick Farley of the Detroit Lions is Talking Super Bowl
@ndmover @CollegeWolf Spot on comment!
1 week, 3 days ago on How To Ruin Mother's Day for a Vikings Fan
@CollegeWolf Then you are a horrible person, if that happens to be news to you.
1 week, 6 days ago on How To Ruin Mother's Day for a Vikings Fan
@CollegeWolf Pretty accurate summary.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on 2013 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Vikings Select LB Gerald Hodges
@CollegeWolf Well done!
2 weeks, 2 days ago on An Ode to Chris Kluwe
You have won the award for
Worst haiku ever!
Because of the Packers reference, you see.
@Qommie 10 steps ahead is the only way to play.