@CollegeWolf Don't lie. I know which "part" is your real favorite.
@Qommie @CollegeWolf We should all just be happy I didn't say "Rub myself OFF" in that sentence.
@CollegeWolf It's the only thing I have to give away, outside of my dignity, which is of very little value.
@Hauntria Not 100% certain about the collar underneath, but it still looks bad ass. Also, I would imagine you to look sadder after that game, so I applaud your resolve.
Oh look at that! YouTube videos embed now!
@CollegeWolf IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-wXfFTokGQ
@Hammy1724 I just hope that his leg isn't actually THAT strong so if he kicks the ball too high, it shatters our glass ceilings. Metrodome incidents all over again.
That right justified picture wrapped like shit in this HTML. God damn everything.
@Hammy1724 So we OWE it to McNabb to get him to retire as one of us? AMAZING.
@CollegeWolf Dude, that's the problem. No one can kill these Urlacher rumors! We've tried, and the damn thing just keeps coming back. This is some Cape Fear shit, I promise you.
@Qommie I agree ... The glass roof thing seems too obvious of a joke, but here we are. They literally have given this team a glass roof over their head.
@SkinsHogHeaven My guess would be that those are the only thing they'll actually bring over from the old stadium. Like how baseball stadiums transfer home plate or an old-timer's stadium seat, the Vikings will port over the urinal troughs and the bathroom stall where the Iowa woman had sex.
Ahhh, memories.
@CollegeWolf In the fly through the team has on the website, it looked like the concourses were wider I suppose, but they didn't have live field views. Like the walls were all flatscreens or something. That seems stupid, unless I'm just mis-reading the entire thing.
@peterandkelsey I would if this was satire.
Also, thought satire was evident whenever talking about the Lions?
@ndmover @CollegeWolf Spot on comment!
@CollegeWolf Then you are a horrible person, if that happens to be news to you.
@CollegeWolf Pretty accurate summary.
@CollegeWolf Well done!
Congratulations!
You have won the award for
Worst haiku ever!
Because of the Packers reference, you see.