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"Ma the gods of furious strong be within you, and live like a windrammer as you fuck."
Nothing will ever beat that quote. Nothing, although the butt cheeks quote was good, it still does not compare close.
2 years, 10 months ago on Mailbag #4
James I gotta tell ya, don't worry about how it turns out. If it's sooo bad it's good, then it's still rewarding (even more rewarding that you will gain so much knowledge and experience and you be doing the very thing you "dreamed" of). Even if the movie ended up like a regular AVGN episode but at a movie length I'd still enjoy it man. Anything you do on the films is enough entertainment for me. It's like making music, just have fun doing what you like to do and not change so much for other peoples standards (if it comes down to it). But yeah man that's all I gotta say, good luck, best wishes for you, and thanks for all the years of entertainment.
2 years, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - The Point of No Return
Dude your right, that run away from the bear at 5:51 reminded me of Crash Bandicoot 2: Wrath of Cortex when some of the levels you run away from the big boulder or the big polar bear. But I love that game it was awesome.
2 years, 10 months ago on Donald Duck Games
Probably he got pissed off at the nerd for breaking his guitar and his home (the couch) so he left in pursue of music! (No I don't actually mean that, but it does make you wonder.)
2 years, 10 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes
I like to see you review the games that you mentioned you had part of your list. Especially Jaws.
2 years, 10 months ago on Festers Quest Commentary
I'm just glad you both got good taste in music. =)
2 years, 10 months ago on Radical 80's Nostalgia
Ninjas, aliens, blood, gore, sex, humor, affects that look more authentic than CGI and ninjas saying fuck you and a dash of awesomeness. Dude, what more can a man ask for?
2 years, 10 months ago on Alien vs. Ninja (2010)
Your a funny guy. Your not even a good troll. Your just a guy who have a lot of time in his hands, posting multiple comments like a madman pissed off at the fact that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny does NOT exist. I compliment you, any one who can spam unnecessary comments at that magnitude is surely a cool guy.
2 years, 10 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)
I got a better one, a four way unlikely battle! Justin Bieber, Barney the purple fuck, Pinhead from Hellraiser, and Snarf from Thundercats.
Story in a nutshell. Barney went to a JB concert got pissed off and start beating him up with his bong pipe, snarf comes in being a pussy "saying can't we all just get along? Crack enraged Barney stomps the shit out of him and then Pinhead said "Fuck this Shit", comes up and throws his chains at JB, Barney and Snarf. Bring em' to hell and tortures them for all of eternity and then he decapitates them but since there in hell they will forever die over and over again, the end!
The hunchback from Notre Dame VS Papa Smurf
Actually... You would be! Please do and recolor the damage that this movie has made.
2 years, 10 months ago on Elmo in Grouchland (1999) Commentary
LOL! ROFL! XD! HAHAHA! LMFAO!... I shat myself when he keeps impersonating Elmo's voice. Elmo looks like a woman's pubic hair that has not been washed after having her period. Too disgusting/disturbing you say? Well just look at him!
Haha! Aw man you and that fucking Inspector Gadget. "Move the glow around Mario's asshole". Wait a minute... Oh no, the But-ton' to click back to homepage doesn't work. Quick I need a detailed description on how to hit the refresh But-ton!
2 years, 11 months ago on Super Mario Bros 3 Glitches (NES)
I regret responding to comment made by a troll because it feeds trolls like you satisfaction. Now go back to your first and second post and take a good look... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! Your response made absolutely, nooo sense. You sound like a pissed off 40 yr old virgin that discovered, "Wait a minute... Santa doesn't exist? What about the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy!?! Nooo"! And so you just ramble a bunch of gibberish out of your ass, not putting any thought process into your response. Not a bit, except you wanting to prove the world how much of a troll you could possibly be. Well sir, I congratulate you. No seriously, I applaud you. You might actually be the biggest troll on the face of the Earth. There should be a world record dedicated for trolls, as a matter of fact... You may even won it! A pro like you, pfft sure, no body can match against you.
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)
Lol imagine James saying: "Thank you LJN, for existing".
Sure its a ripoff but it depends if the film is fun to watch or hey, it still did ok despite all the ripoffs. I mean you look at Black Sabbath and compare em' to well, about any other metal band. Technically not a ripoff but more like "influences". Same goes for Psycho and Halloween with the knife and slashing and such, at least there isn't a film about a man killing you in your sleep or dreams (who is not Freddy Krueger) then again I could be dead wrong. However, Message from Space is most likely too influential, that it actually does resemble many things to SW part 4. But hey it does get points for originality like what Mike said about the space ship scene and the hologram, so some things in that film came first. But personally overall, I don't find Message from space to be bad as most people outta make. Oh how Star wars is very aspiring =)
2 years, 11 months ago on Message From Space
Live like a wind-rammer as you fuck! The futures of balls depend on it!
2 years, 11 months ago on Mailbag Episode 3 Promo
Nah it was Kevin or the other guy.
2 years, 11 months ago on Nerd Log - More Locations
Oh... My... God... That could've been a great AVGN episode! Ah well, next time perhaps, or not. I don't expect that kind of technology to work at such an early stage of gaming, maybe the next 50 yrs we might finally get Virtual Reality gaming but at that time, even now I just don't see it happening. But of course the power glove was a failed experiment but it only took 17 yrs til they got the "game sensor" working (Nintendo Wii) So who knows when Virtual Reality will work and to be honest I could care less.
2 years, 11 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster
2 years, 11 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles
I got a question Mike. Ever heard of a movie called "Phantasm"? I don't know if you take request but I thought it be cool if you could do a review of that movie or at least mention it, personally I find it really good but extremely underrated.
2 years, 11 months ago on House (1977)
Quick! Someone bury him in the Pet Semetary!... God dammit, wrong movie. Oh well, At least he would live! R.I.P
2 years, 11 months ago on R.I.P. Bill Hinzman
How bout both of you stop typing. Seriously you guys argue like children and really nothing on here need to be taken seriously. And I agree with gamez, this isn't a chat room. Nah it's a simple comment section not chat room or a place to publish a novel containing two authors exchanging responses.
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program
I think James had a little too much to drink. Lol, fuckin' A.
2 years, 12 months ago on Munky Cheez 4
@jymz13 Why don't you go crawl back to your cave, where you belong, troll. While your at it, you can stick however many eggs up your ass up your ass for every troll comments you put on this video. Seriously go trap yourself in your little cave.
2 years, 12 months ago on Kirby Glitches
Lol Mike is a cool guy. He's completely aware of the "trollers" out there and some of the fans who are very nit picky for some of the small things. If they can't be satisfied or pleased then a simple answer is "Fuck off." And you know, for some of you who don't know. Honestly Mike doesn't even have to do game glitches or he doesn't have to put any videos for us. So people complaining, well... ""Fuck off."
3 years ago on Kirby Glitches
What more do you people need? It's a game about a dog taking a shit... Literally! So why is there complaints still? The game play is pretty self explanatory I mean yeah it's important to show and explain what the rules are in Board James and goofing around comes second. But watching a dog shit is the game play, LOL. So any idiot complaining "You know James you should cover more about the game than goof off." is a moron.
3 years ago on Board James: Doggie Doo
I have to say that chocolate chip pizza actually looks quite good. But the rest of them look like shit especially the one that looked like a whale jizzed all over the pizza, I think that's the yogurt. And anchovies suck, definitely.
3 years ago on Michelangelo's Pizza Taste Test
Hell yeah, he got himself a cool wife.
3 years ago on Mrs Nerd answers
Many reasons why this bill should not be placed. First of all the internet makes life so much easier like say you wanna do research, it makes things a whole lot easier. I enjoy watching Let's plays for gaming and usually I look around to see game reviews or book reviews or music reviews and such but you can't now if that bill is out because it will censor everything, besides that, that means no more entertainment like AVGN or YKWBS or Board James and many others! Piracy is bad sure but like you said, that's been taken care of. It was fine as it is why fuck it up even more? But hey that's American Congress for you, you have morons running the country and it's no wonder why we're in such bad shape. Hell a brain dead monkey could do better job, and You know whats bull shit!?! Congress! Why even bother take the time on writing a bill to further cripple the internet! When instead they should go out there, work there ass off, and worry more about the economy! That's Bull Shit number 1!
3 years ago on SOPA/PIPA Protest
Lol quite an adventure you had there. You will never find Hawaii in that License Plate game. And if you did, extremely rare and lucky. Anyways good luck on the movie and keep it metal \m/!
3 years ago on Nerd Log - Road Trip
The idea looks interesting and what it seems "It could" have been a good movie but the quality of it sucks. But at least we got the epic moustache and how great what it be if that guy was also a porn star.
3 years ago on The Killing of Satan (1983)
You should upload the thrash metal version, that version is my favorite.
3 years ago on AVGN DVD Intro Remix
Lets see what happens when you leave behind a "Mother fucker" to take care of your house lol.Just kidding, in all seriousness I'm sure Mike will do a great job taking care of everything including the website to keep us busy while James does hopefully have the movie the way he wanted it.
3 years ago on Nerd Log - Packing Stuff
The ninja GAAYYYYden outfit is pretty cool, I tell you what else is cool. That sword you used to slice the TMNT 3 movie, that be pretty cool to collect, then again I always did find swords to be fascinating art of weaponry.
3 years ago on AVGN: THE MOVIE - FUNDRAISER UPDATE
I really hope you could answer this. Most likely not but I noticed that you say Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is like the worst game you ever played in every question you get well my question is. What is the worst game other than Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Or I guess you could the second worst game you ever played.
3 years ago on AVGN Panel
Hey Mrs. Rolfe, I apologize if this question gets too personal but I was wondering do you two have kids? Maybe a nerd Jr.? Or if there's no kids then why not?
3 years ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks
Yeah well, why do you look like the shit I took the day before yesterday?
Jesus Christ, can I please go to a post without encountering some kind of complain or "trolls" as you may call it. It gets rather irritating, now I know the reason why celebrities are stressed about fans. Some of them are fucking crazy! Or just insane. Either way some fans like to criticize or before judging like that BillTyree guy. Before he assumes anything, he should wait until the movie comes out and if the movie not come out then he'd be right but it's too early to say that shit. All we can do is trust in James and wait for his awesome movie to come out. And not to take crap from people like BillTyree, but I suppose everybody have opinions, we can't all live in a world where every body agrees on the same thing and most certainly can't live in a world where we can please everybody.
3 years ago on AVGN Movie - Looking for 3D Modelers, Set Builders, Miniature Makers
I agree with BarryHarmon, like remove or better yet paint the stand. Or if not you could have someone you already hired to do an effect to just, remove the stand make it look like it blends to the background. But yeah man appreciate the updates and all, some cool and interesting happens because to be honest. I don't know that much about special affects on movies and perhaps I can learn how ot's done, like to this day the death scene of Cpt Rhodes in Day of the dead still impresses me but what do you expect from a movie special affect noobie like me. Anyways man good luck with the film and hope for the best.
3 years ago on Nerd Log - The Title
I liked cinemadness but cinemassacre is what we all know, love and recognize. Although cinemarijuana is pretty need lol. Might as well have a names such as cinemeth, cinebagging or cineinjections.
3 years, 1 month ago on Vintage Cinemassacre name list
Sad but it's true. Nothing in this world will beat the absurdity of sparkling vampires in the sunlight.
3 years, 1 month ago on Santa Claus and The Ice Cream Bunny (1974)
Yea I agree, the piracy should be remove but if accident they might take out the internet entirely then that's definitely not good and most definitely they need to re-edit those bills but no. If they secretly wanted to get rid of all the censorship, remove any and all entertainment, remove all the things that can be helpful in the search engines or even remove things that can help promote products and such. If this is there true intention, then all I can say is... "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!"
3 years, 1 month ago on SOPA and Protect IP
That's because you know James and Mike the most. When Mike first showed up no body really knew him other than that guy who did the costume acting and doing the title cards in the AVGN episodes. But eventually every body recognize him as a big a part of the Cinemassacre crew. And too be honest I think adding 3 more people is even better because that's how I see Cinemassacre expanding, kinda like TGWTG.com how they have this big ass crew. I really think Cinemassacre could introduce some new people and eventually expand on that and OA is just like that. Besides that I love every thing what James and Mike have done, but too be honest just having those two do every thing just gets repetitive and OA has that unique perspective, compare to the other series in this site. Which reminds me what ever happened to Kyle Justin?
3 years, 1 month ago on OverAnalyzers Episode #9: Bond (Part 1 of 2)
Congratulations, James, Mike, Steph, Matt, and Lee.
I must say this is definitely an improvement. Every body is active, in dept as usual, Steph accent is fixed (honestly I never had a problem with it). And you guys got the series going despite some of the negative feedback and I've always been wondering about James Bond too, you know with him being some kind of immortal since I was 7! But yea guys great job looking forward to it and good luck with AVGN film.
I'm 90% sure Mike will move to the west coast as well. And if I'm horribly mistaken then how awesome would it be that Mike would be uploading more game glitches or better yet an even more interesting AVGN take. Like the mother fucker being the AVGN for one episode. It be strange but I've been wondering if that's even possible, probably not but surely enough be an interesting episode. Anyways good luck on the film guys.
3 years, 1 month ago on Status
There is one good thing about this movie. It's funny as hell. I find this even funnier than the Hangover combined with Caddyshack. Just seeing how absurd this movie, it really tickles my funny bone.
3 years, 1 month ago on Turkish Star Wars
Oh man memories are sooo sweet, me and my buddy use to play this all the time, melee too. And it's 2011 still playing Brawl, hard to find people online now but when that new SSB game come out. I'm gonna fuckin' lose it, best game of all time in my opinion.
3 years, 1 month ago on Super Smash Bros (N64) Tricks
If this video was made before 22nd of August, then I had not existed yet. It's really impressive to find someone as young as you when creating this video to make cool stuff like this. You obviously had a passion for movie making and certainly knew what you wanted to do in the future, you don't see that now in days. I think I'm gonna go ahead and watch Cinemassacre 200 and 300 next.
3 years, 2 months ago on The Green Monster That Walked Into My House (1993)
Awww man, for Firestarter when you said Fight Fire with Fire. It would've fit a whole lot better if you used Metallica's Fight Fire with Fire song. Oh well, I like this top 10/15 videos like these hehe.
3 years, 2 months ago on Top 15 Movies Where People FUCKING Burn To Death