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"Ma the gods of furious strong be within you, and live like a windrammer as you fuck."
Nothing will ever beat that quote. Nothing, although the butt cheeks quote was good, it still does not compare close.
1 year, 11 months ago on Mailbag #4
James I gotta tell ya, don't worry about how it turns out. If it's sooo bad it's good, then it's still rewarding (even more rewarding that you will gain so much knowledge and experience and you be doing the very thing you "dreamed" of). Even if the movie ended up like a regular AVGN episode but at a movie length I'd still enjoy it man. Anything you do on the films is enough entertainment for me. It's like making music, just have fun doing what you like to do and not change so much for other peoples standards (if it comes down to it). But yeah man that's all I gotta say, good luck, best wishes for you, and thanks for all the years of entertainment.
1 year, 11 months ago on Nerd Log - The Point of No Return
Dude your right, that run away from the bear at 5:51 reminded me of Crash Bandicoot 2: Wrath of Cortex when some of the levels you run away from the big boulder or the big polar bear. But I love that game it was awesome.
1 year, 11 months ago on Donald Duck Games
Probably he got pissed off at the nerd for breaking his guitar and his home (the couch) so he left in pursue of music! (No I don't actually mean that, but it does make you wonder.)
1 year, 11 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes
I like to see you review the games that you mentioned you had part of your list. Especially Jaws.
1 year, 11 months ago on Festers Quest Commentary
I'm just glad you both got good taste in music. =)
1 year, 11 months ago on Radical 80's Nostalgia
Ninjas, aliens, blood, gore, sex, humor, affects that look more authentic than CGI and ninjas saying fuck you and a dash of awesomeness. Dude, what more can a man ask for?
1 year, 11 months ago on Alien vs. Ninja (2010)
Your a funny guy. Your not even a good troll. Your just a guy who have a lot of time in his hands, posting multiple comments like a madman pissed off at the fact that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny does NOT exist. I compliment you, any one who can spam unnecessary comments at that magnitude is surely a cool guy.
1 year, 12 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)
I got a better one, a four way unlikely battle! Justin Bieber, Barney the purple fuck, Pinhead from Hellraiser, and Snarf from Thundercats.
Story in a nutshell. Barney went to a JB concert got pissed off and start beating him up with his bong pipe, snarf comes in being a pussy "saying can't we all just get along? Crack enraged Barney stomps the shit out of him and then Pinhead said "Fuck this Shit", comes up and throws his chains at JB, Barney and Snarf. Bring em' to hell and tortures them for all of eternity and then he decapitates them but since there in hell they will forever die over and over again, the end!
The hunchback from Notre Dame VS Papa Smurf
Actually... You would be! Please do and recolor the damage that this movie has made.
2 years ago on Elmo in Grouchland (1999) Commentary
LOL! ROFL! XD! HAHAHA! LMFAO!... I shat myself when he keeps impersonating Elmo's voice. Elmo looks like a woman's pubic hair that has not been washed after having her period. Too disgusting/disturbing you say? Well just look at him!
Haha! Aw man you and that fucking Inspector Gadget. "Move the glow around Mario's asshole". Wait a minute... Oh no, the But-ton' to click back to homepage doesn't work. Quick I need a detailed description on how to hit the refresh But-ton!
2 years ago on Super Mario Bros 3 Glitches (NES)
I regret responding to comment made by a troll because it feeds trolls like you satisfaction. Now go back to your first and second post and take a good look... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! Your response made absolutely, nooo sense. You sound like a pissed off 40 yr old virgin that discovered, "Wait a minute... Santa doesn't exist? What about the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy!?! Nooo"! And so you just ramble a bunch of gibberish out of your ass, not putting any thought process into your response. Not a bit, except you wanting to prove the world how much of a troll you could possibly be. Well sir, I congratulate you. No seriously, I applaud you. You might actually be the biggest troll on the face of the Earth. There should be a world record dedicated for trolls, as a matter of fact... You may even won it! A pro like you, pfft sure, no body can match against you.
2 years ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)
Lol imagine James saying: "Thank you LJN, for existing".
Sure its a ripoff but it depends if the film is fun to watch or hey, it still did ok despite all the ripoffs. I mean you look at Black Sabbath and compare em' to well, about any other metal band. Technically not a ripoff but more like "influences". Same goes for Psycho and Halloween with the knife and slashing and such, at least there isn't a film about a man killing you in your sleep or dreams (who is not Freddy Krueger) then again I could be dead wrong. However, Message from Space is most likely too influential, that it actually does resemble many things to SW part 4. But hey it does get points for originality like what Mike said about the space ship scene and the hologram, so some things in that film came first. But personally overall, I don't find Message from space to be bad as most people outta make. Oh how Star wars is very aspiring =)
2 years ago on Message From Space
Live like a wind-rammer as you fuck! The futures of balls depend on it!
2 years ago on Mailbag Episode 3 Promo
Nah it was Kevin or the other guy.
2 years ago on Nerd Log - More Locations
Oh... My... God... That could've been a great AVGN episode! Ah well, next time perhaps, or not. I don't expect that kind of technology to work at such an early stage of gaming, maybe the next 50 yrs we might finally get Virtual Reality gaming but at that time, even now I just don't see it happening. But of course the power glove was a failed experiment but it only took 17 yrs til they got the "game sensor" working (Nintendo Wii) So who knows when Virtual Reality will work and to be honest I could care less.
2 years ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster
2 years ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles