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What number will Russell Martin use when he comes back to play as the starting catcher for the Dodgers next season?
9 hours, 9 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis
Too bad this will be AJ's last season in review, onward to Russell Martin!
13 hours, 39 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis
@moneynow27 Ned is a dead man walking. Cant wait til he is gone. Too many bad contracts for way too much $. And I'm not just talking about this year. He is an average GM, but he is not cut out for a team that wants to be a top tier team season in and season out. He'd do better with the Marlins.
1 week, 1 day ago on Hyun-Jin Ryu shares his Jin Ramen with fake Dodgers teammates
Love Ryu, dude rocks in everyway.
Bye bye Ned dont let the door hit you on the way out, freakin creator of the disastorous bullpen that killed this season and did jack squat at the trade deadline to fix it. I hear the Astros are looking for an assistant to the assistant general manager, sounds like a good fit for you.
1 week, 5 days ago on As The Ned Turns
@OCDodger and reallly it should be cupcakes not pandas anyway
2 weeks, 1 day ago on On The Possibility Of Seeing Dan Haren Tonight
Leave Haren alone all you Haren Haters (sorry just had to type that because of all the "H"'s
@Ker$haw$Dodger$ @Nonexistant @moneynow27 That certainly does not help. We should look at where AJ was asking for the pitch to get a clue on what the Dodgers book on him is.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Your ‘Dodgers win Game 2 of the NLDS’ GIF post
@moneynow27 @LA_Woman @Lobo @Nonexistant One option is to just pitch balls outside to him and he will either swing and miss or walk (or we could just bean the MF too, ;)
@LA_Woman @Lobo @Nonexistant One more thing, curves would be a bad pitch to him because it plays to his golf swing approach.
@Lobo @Nonexistant it has to be on the corners, that is the key. shading to the corners would not do it
I am not a scout, and although I have played baseball I did not play at the MLB level, but . . . looking at Carpenter hitting my book would say that he seems to favor a "golf swing" approach through the zone. I would therefore pitch him high on the in and out corners with fastballs and changeups. Given his swing approach his time to get to contact the ball would be slower and if he does manage to make contact it would most likely be high, but shallow pop ups.
Loved seeing Matty saying "Come on, come on, YEAH!"
I cant stand the Cards, or the Gnats for that matter. Why do the Dodgers have to travel through miles of NL sewage to get to the other side where the World Series is played?
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health
Drank please do the post game write up ill it with gifs of Matty KEMP
2 weeks, 3 days ago on NLDS Game 2, Part 2: Zack Greinke’s game, so far
@Barney (Not Darwin) And it is NOT even happening tonight, idiot Costas
@Juan Uribe the People's Champion @Nonexistant Thank goodness
Is it Carpenter?
Cut Wong's ass
@LA_Woman @ABSmileBunch Ball Boy
@Juan Uribe the People's Champion @YadierMolinasOedipalComplex One could say that JJ's hair is DYNAMITE
@Nonfactor He's a good teammte, fuck the haters
Come on Kenley, I want to go back and watch the reply of the game tonight and laugh my ass off at Carpenter after he hit the dinger knowing the REAL Matt was going to quash his ass
Everyone in the stadium should get down on their knees and pray to our Dodger God Kemp if we win tonight
@Barney (Not Darwin) @WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) Time to DDT their ASS
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) As compared too whomelse in the pen?
@Lobo Why not SVS? Unless this pitcher is a righty
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Thats why it is sooooo smart
Can we bean Carpenter NOW?
@Barney (Not Darwin) Yep nopthing but weak contact with the ball; SVS should go in
Then when I got to homeplate look up in the sky and SCREAM and pound my chest
I would have thrown the bat toward the Cards bench
@Barney (Not Darwin) Its not a Card comeback, its a Dodger blown bullpen
Suck on THAT Matt FUCKING Carpenter
@Mike Petriello And we will all have ringside seats in the lowest circle of hell
@YadierMolinasOedipalComplex That is ssssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SCARY
At this point why not just put in Butera as a relief pitcher?
@Mike Petriello Why not Butera?
@Kewldood69 Because Greinke was 2 for 2 against Lynn tonight
@ tomato @BIah @Lobo Because the Baseball Gods love the gritty Gnats and Cards
@Superba @Nonexistant Yep, the live one, sheeesh
@Barney (Not Darwin) @Nonexistant Nope the next time he fucking bats
Seriously get Winthrow to throw a 100+ mph fastball at Carpenter's ribcage
@Purple Drank @DBrim A Fatgued Greinke is WAY BETTER than our bullpen
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Agreed, they are on the God Damn Baseball Gods
The Baseball Gods must hate us; but I do suggest one thing in all seriousness -- Joe Kelly Matt Carpenter's rib cage.
@Mike Petriello Russel Martin laughs at their ignorance, he is coming baby!
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin