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@DBrim so dirty
8 hours, 22 minutes ago on Dodgers’ prospect Chris Reed throws six no-hit innings
@Purple Drank @LurkingAtWork I hope you are wrong about Maholm tonight, no more of those off days I was bitching about earlier for the bullpen to recover
11 hours, 58 minutes ago on
@JonathanLingo At least they buy the diapers instead of unkoing themselves
13 hours, 44 minutes ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something
I was in court yesterday so I'm just reading this article now. I like how you correctly predicted the 6 hr game last night.
13 hours, 48 minutes ago on
@LA_Woman I was expecting Stanford to crush Cal in this based on location, I'm a little surprised Cal was able to get as high of a count as they did.
2 days, 11 hours ago on
@PF Flyers Didn't Puig go straight from Chattanooga to the Dodgers? Maybe I'm not remembering correctly.
5 days, 9 hours ago on Joc Pederson Off To Just A Fantastic Start in Triple-A
@Batted Bob @Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @Purple Drank I like what I'm seeing at the plate so far. That said his defense, although an improvement from his SS days, is still a work in progress.
6 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers fall to Tigers 7-6 in extra-inning game that was boring until it wasn’t
@steelmohawk I have a feeling we'll get a new post today
6 days, 15 hours ago on
@Lobo @TheConman Go buy some ties
Does Anibal Sanchez work quickly? I know Beckett doesn't, just trying to estimate if 9 innings tonight will take more or less time than last night's game
1 week ago on Dodgers 3, Tigers 2: Let This Be The World Series, Please
@Tony Fernandez (MSTY Most Informative Poster) I like Dinger better then this new creature the Dodgers have that doesn't even have a name
1 week, 1 day ago on Here’s How A.J. Ellis Got Injured
@DodgerBytes Nice looking setup, I'm a TWC customer though so pardon me for sneeking a peek
1 week, 1 day ago on Down On The Farm Update: Games Of 4/3 – 4/7
I remember my dad giving me my first playboy when I was around 12. He didn't want me shoplifting or otherwise causing mischief to see some boobs. I never expected AJ Ellis to stir up that memory.
1 week, 1 day ago on
@NotWorkingatWork @Purple Drank @Tony Fernandez (MSTY Most Informative Poster) I should have picked this username instead
1 week, 2 days ago on Mailbag #3: Outfield scenarios, platoon splits, a future manager?
@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @Tony Fernandez (MSTY Most Informative Poster) @efb This, I was honestly expecting a worse story
Your hurtful truths are hurtful. Especially that Ellis debacle where we had like 1 bench player for 10 days.
1 week, 5 days ago on
I like how the 80 name guys are the ones pictured
2 weeks ago on Reed, Schebler and Lee, Pederson head Lookouts, Isotopes roster
It is boring and slow at the office right now, so I'm rewatching Masahiro Tanaka eat omu rice and throw baseballs with a Japanese boy band. These are a little dated and there used to be a part 6 which has since been removed (he chooses which version of omu rice he prefers), but if you haven't seen them they are fun. You don't need to understand Japanese to be entertained.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcg6Fth-SUs (he starts throwing in this one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2uMwGoU4rA (throwing with food at the end)
2 weeks ago on
@Batted Bob This seems like a terrible idea even if everyone involved is a good swimmer (I know this wasn't the case). When you are in the ocean, never fucking turn your back to it.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on
@Purple Drank @capnsparrow I guess this is one more reason to not live in either Riverside or Rialto
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers’ A-ball affiliates announce 25-man rosters
@BlueMarvin I'm not really concerned about anything Dodgers at this point, but if I were it would be that the offense couldn't get anything done. I know Cashner is pretty good but he only went 6.
@jneil I was watching live, my loud "oh shit!" freaked out the wife and got me in trouble. it was so gross to see Don try to stand up afterward, I felt bad for everyone involved.
@TheConman @efb There is also "Evil Bong II: King Bong"
I may have to attend my first Quakes game this year, that roster is stacked
You are way, way too rational for a hallucinogen
2 weeks, 2 days ago on
@Purple Drank This is a big reason why I don't discuss the Dodgers at my office
2 weeks, 6 days ago on The Value of Yasiel Puig’s Baserunning
@capnsparrow So with Kershaw out, we need to figure out who is going to start your game again
2 weeks, 6 days ago on
@Barney G @*VND* I'm a USC alum and I don't get into it too much. To me, it seems the people most excited about the rivalry have no ties to either school
@Mike Petriello I went just to see what the hell was going on. It isn't even funny like Drank. Just some guy rambling, not worth it.
3 weeks ago on Javy Guerra And Seth Rosin Head Off Into The Sunset
@efb @Catfishin I think I'm most shocked at the Mariners being ranked ahead of the Dodgers
@Catfishin @DBrim If you like Monster Hunter, you may want to look into Toukiden. It is basically a faster paced/easier version of MH set in medival Japan, but I still got 50+ hours of fun out of it. There is a good demo so you can try before you buy.
@Catfishin I thought it was funny when they pulled him in the first game after the dbacks decided to make another pitching change
@jneil Eric Hosmer got ejected yesterday, and the umps waited like 5 minutes at the top of the inning for him to very slowly walk all the way across the field to exit. but I doubt anyone outside of KC and me noticed
3 weeks ago on Tough Decisions Remaining For Dodgers’ 25-Man Roster
@capnsparrow this guy was hating on Kuroda too? I guess for not wanting to be traded? f that noise
@capnsparrow I had a feeling whatever happened to Seth Rosin would frustrate me, unfortunately I was right
@Deuce (is loose) don't forget the 3 players you named had a low isolation factor which also contributed to a net positive clubhouse chemistry score
@ryus_hadouken Puig MRI negative, only inflammation. Also he took a dump at 2:56pm
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers should consider pre-MLB deals with Joc Pederson and Julio Urias
@JackedNate @Batted Bob @Purple Drank I did too, trusting you on this Bob
@TheConman is that guy going to tweet when Puig goes pee too? "Breaking news Puig wiped from back to front at 11:17am."
3 weeks, 1 day ago on
geez that is a ton of off days
@Purple Drank @*VND* If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
3 weeks, 2 days ago on
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @TheConman I think I would be ok with all of the established starters taking the freeway series off
@Disgruntled Goat @Catfishin Ryu does, I don't know about Puig
3 weeks, 2 days ago on A.J. Ellis on Framing, Batting Order, and ‘Between Two Palm Trees’
@jneil I just caught this on the main page, hopefully it heals up before his next turn. I was surprised Bundy had the green light initially since it is Ryu, after all. I know he has lost weight but still...
2-0! I'm aware of all the narratives, but this is really all I care about at the moment.
@efb @Purple Drank holy shit I did the same thing
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers rally late behind Yasiel Puig to beat Team Australia, 4-2
@steelmohawk @LurkingAtWork @ABSmileBunch This, also my dad is almost 70 so most things tend to droop more for him versus a 17 year old
3 weeks, 6 days ago on
@steelmohawk @ABSmileBunch It can if it is severe enough, my dad needs surgery for this due to his vision
@*VND* That part confused me too
@Disgruntled Goat @Keita Mikami This makes me want to go on an Agua Caliente run this weekend