What percent of scouts are drunk what percent of the time? 60% every time?
2 years ago on Is It Time For Yasiel Puig Now? How About Now? (No.)
@LA_Woman @Disgruntled Goat What happened? I just turned on the game.
2 years ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 15, 2013: Jackie Robinson Day
I don't really like sellers.
2 years ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 13, 2013: Ryu Hits the Road
Wait did Puig get the hitter version of a "Rookie of the Year" injury, where he like sprained his eye and bicep in the perfect way so that all he does is hit line drives now?
2 years ago on Dodgers @ Padres April 10, 2013: Welcome Back, Chad Billingsley
@capnsparrow @Antonio G But that movie is fantastic, actually watched it twice in a row for some reason.
@capnsparrow @Antonio G DUH!
@capnsparrow @joekings Why don't we just have Kershaw play third on his off days.
2 years ago on Dodgers @ Padres April 9, 2013: Happy Birthday, A.J
@Kewldood69 Those giant flags are awesome
2 years ago on Four Observations About the Early Season Dodgers
This is frustrating.
2 years ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 3, 2013: Juan Uribe Lives! Kevin Gregg Does Not!
@Justncred1ble or two.
Wait, is today the awesome sweatshirt giveaway?
@Bob Terwilliger @capnsparrow @PWEEEEG I watched a rugby game the other day where it happened for the whole 80 minutes. The guy even covered both sides of the pitch. I think it was an inside job.
2 years, 1 month ago on The Dodgers Say Goodbye to Camelback Ranch… and Yasiel Puig & Dee Gordon, Too
@Three-bunt inning @BlueSteelhead @EephusBlue Better than outside jokes?
@EephusBlueBut, the red dot.
Wait, so you're telling me if I just bombard you with the same stupid question you'll address me in a post? Time to clear my schedule.
2 years, 1 month ago on Six Days Before Opening Day, Six Questions Left For the Dodgers
Holy shit Josh Reddick you aren't on a hockey team.
2 years, 1 month ago on Dodger Hat Contest Update: You People Are Hilarious
Hell to the Yeah!
@baeksu but you can pick puig in the first round and feel great about it
Can someone tell beckett to pitch better, I want to watch our line up hit.
@PWEEEEG Haha poo egg. My chickens lay lots of poo eggs.
@SCruzOptimusDamusIt has his name on it, i consider that a citation. "Borrowed with permission pending"
@JohnM @SCruzOptimusDamus so, you're saying plagiarism?
2 years, 2 months ago on Cubs @ Dodgers Feb 25, 2013: Juan Uribe’s Dream Come True
@Lobo Yeah, he must've been thinking of rafael.
@DavePomerantz @DBrim I live in Portland, and really enjoy it. Summers here are great. Also good beer everywhere. Tough to get a job, but it's super cheap to live here and there's tons of outdoor stuff to do.
2 years, 2 months ago on Let’s All Thank Adrian Beltre For Straining His Calf
2 years, 2 months ago on Helping Kevin Gregg Understand Why He’s a Non-Roster Invite
@lumpy space princess Girl, you must be low density lipoprotein cholesterol, because you just stopped my heart.
I'm all about the histone modifications, that shit is sexy. Also cyclical methylation of promoter regions- hawt.
@lumpy space princess I think you're thinking of histones and methylation
@EephusBlue except that we know how to do ChIP assays and use big words like phosphorylation
and never wrap it up.
@ThtsaPaddlin #4: The only one that works: Hello, I find your intelligence attractive, respect your opinions, and would like to take you on a date where I pay for everything and expect nothing in return.
@ThtsaPaddlin #3 For the biology girl: If i were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
@ThtsaPaddlin #2 For the math girl: If i were sin^2x and you were cos^2x, together we'd be one.
@ThtsaPaddlin #1 For the girl you're nervous to approach: How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice.
Hey Jake, I got some sweet pick up lines for ya.
Also, where's my y-axis labels?
What, no p-values?
@Antonio G @BlueSteelhead Decent. All i do is drink and study though.
2 years, 2 months ago on Opening Day Roster Contest: Win a Brooklyn Dodgers Hat
@Antonio G Nah just senior year thesis thingy.
Just in case you guys were wondering, being in the library for 8 hours on a saturday sucks.
@Scruffy @The Monocle http://ontd-political.livejournal.com/10350258.html
2 years, 3 months ago on Make $8 Billion & Bring Back Sandy Koufax: Not a Half-Bad Tuesday
@EephusBlue yup. But it wasn't that big of a deal because it was at the end of my summer internship so it really just meant I got to do less work and still get paid.
@EephusBlue @BlueSteelhead I would suspect you are fine, we just had a really bad experience with the Roche guy. He replaced the heating block without telling anyone in the dept and then took the broken part with him, and then didn't retest the machine so when I ran the next experiment the machine thought it was still broken and stopped itself partway through
@EephusBlue what kind of qpcr machine? We had a Roche light cycler here that broke and cost us 15gs, and then was recalibrated wrong.
@Antonio_G @DeucesWild I agree that Dax guy is an ass. I played poker with him one time at some house party, and he went on and on about how he should be a bigger star and how great he is.
2 years, 3 months ago on I Guess Someone Has To Hit Leadoff, Don’t They?
@EephusBlue @ThtsaPaddlin Damn that makes me feel like such a square. Also I don't trust P-values.
2 years, 3 months ago on It’s the Best Day of the Year
@Chris Jackson @WBBsAs @HarryDoyle Hell yeah Hockey! GKG.
2 years, 3 months ago on The Pregame Meal of a Major League Baseball Player
@LurkingAtWork @Chris Jackson Because he's 23 tomorrow. There's some rule that says once a prospect is over 23 it doesn't count as an international signing.