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@Iced Purple Drank @Kemp's Baby Balloon bowel movements, Drank. Are you pooping little, or big, poops?

10 months, 1 week ago on The Island Of Misfit Closers

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@ABSmileBunch I'm 3 hrs away in Stl.

10 months, 2 weeks ago on How About Justin Turner For the Dodger Bench?

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@PacoForPresidente2028 They gotta throw in Howard

10 months, 2 weeks ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #30: SP Zack Greinke

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@JackedNate I have already been called Hitler today

10 months, 2 weeks ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #30: SP Zack Greinke

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good lord, what's with the hot stove today? When we gonna trade for Evan Longoria?

10 months, 2 weeks ago on So Long, Ronald Belisario

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Happy Dranksgiving y\all

10 months, 3 weeks ago on So Long, Ricky Nolasco

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@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz c'mon, that's totally a C

11 months, 1 week ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #14: 3B Luis Cruz

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Everyone says Kenley has a Mariano-like cutter. I prefer calling it a "Honeycutter"

11 months, 1 week ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #14: 3B Luis Cruz

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@Purple Drank @PFP 2016 brim's got an adverb now, too?

11 months, 1 week ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #14: 3B Luis Cruz

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@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz You do it, Purps McGurps. You have my blessing.


11 months, 1 week ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #14: 3B Luis Cruz

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@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz I don't have a twitters

11 months, 1 week ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #14: 3B Luis Cruz

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Who else thinks Stark's "Cy Yuk" should be called "Cy Dung"? It rhymes and conveys shittiness well!

11 months, 1 week ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #14: 3B Luis Cruz

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What the hell, went 0-5 in Gold Gloves. Thought we'd get maybe one. :/

11 months, 3 weeks ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #1: C A.J. Ellis

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Looking like Shelby for sure Game 4, unless they go back to Kelly. Lynn pitched three innings, I think? Shelby warmed up twice though.

1 year ago on NLCS Game 1: Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2, That Was Awful

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@TheReggieHurley @StealingSaenz he kept standing up and you could tell he could probably have just sat and seen over everyone.

1 year ago on NLCS Game 1: Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2, That Was Awful

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@TheReggieHurley @StealingSaenz Yeah, I was all like "what the hell, who's grabbing me? Then "oh, shit, he's big". Then HOLY Fuck IT'S MAGIC.

1 year ago on NLCS Game 1: Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2, That Was Awful

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ugh, excruciating game to go to. Buuuuuuut, some big black dude grabbed me by the sleeve and said' "I like the jersey". It was f'in MAGIC. Yeah we lost but Magic grabbed me. Whoo! Go Kersh!


I also got to see Mark Walter scurry past me like he had to pooter really bad. He didn't acknowledge me.

1 year ago on NLCS Game 1: Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2, That Was Awful

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Just got tix from generous dad. About 10 rows up from the Doyer dugout. Whoo! 


Will be wearing Eeph's Puig shirt and my '06 Izturis jersey. Haha.

1 year ago on The NLCS Starts In About Six Hours. Remember The Last Time That Happened?

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@NeDieterich Young's name is not bolded, hah.

1 year ago on NLDS Game 3, Braves 3, Dodgers 4:Night of the Uribear

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@Pauloffs @StealingSaenz You have no idea how much shit I gave the greater St. Louis metro area after that. T'was great.

1 year ago on NLDS Game 3, Braves 3, Dodgers 4:Night of the Uribear

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I hope they watch the Pitt/Stl series from Arizona's pool. Do we get home field if it's Pitt?


On a side note, if we play STL I am soooo going to a game. (Though I am terrified of Stl....go Pitt!)

1 year ago on NLDS Game 3, Braves 3, Dodgers 4:Night of the Uribear

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@Purple Drank gotta save him for G5, just in case. I think Freddy for them makes it a moot point, though.

1 year ago on NLDS Game 3, Braves 6, Dodgers 13: Blue Baker’s Dozen

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MIke, I love how high-on-good-Dodgers-team your latest article sounds.

1 year ago on NLDS Game 3, Braves 6, Dodgers 13: Blue Baker’s Dozen

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Good thing we got Kersh's bad game out of the way first.

1 year ago on NLDS Game 1, Dodgers 6, Braves 1: Pay Kershaw the Dollars

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What the heck, I missed Fapmas again.

1 year ago on Skip Schumaker & Elliot Johnson: Which Worst is Worse?

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@Lobo @DBrim The Hall of Creme de la Creme

1 year ago on All Hail the Legendary Clayton Kershaw

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Hey guys, random thought: I've never seen a left handed catcher.

1 year ago on All Hail the Legendary Clayton Kershaw

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Let's just say we overtake Atlanta, who would you guys want to play most out of the Central teams?

1 year, 1 month ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers Sept 10, 2013: Edinson Volquez & the Chamber of Secrets

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@DKBananas He really needs to invent the Honeycutter.

1 year, 1 month ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers Sept 10, 2013: Edinson Volquez & the Chamber of Secrets

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I see Volquez has lowered his ERA below the League line. Good for him.

1 year, 1 month ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers Sept 10, 2013: Edinson Volquez & the Chamber of Secrets

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So this Kemp business just means Kirk Gibson 2.0 in the WS, right?

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers @ Reds September 6, 2013: No More Matt Kemp, Ever

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Just saw the lineup. Eesh.

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 4, 2013: Why Not Drew Butera, Too?

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@KMT59 it never ceases to amaze me. 28 games above .500.


 As Mike would say, "(!)"

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 3, 2013: Michael Young, Cleanup Hitter

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@LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) Marmol and international space was better.

not really.

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 3, 2013: Michael Young, Cleanup Hitter

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@NeDieterich The pitchers seem to say AJ is a great gameplanner, but his offense kinda pooped little poops this year.

Who gives a shit. WS MVP.

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 3, 2013: Michael Young, Cleanup Hitter

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@Lobo don't underestimate the childhood Dodger fan stat increase - look at Ricky.

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 3, 2013: Michael Young, Cleanup Hitter

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ha, the Rockies mascot is named DINGER.

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 3, 2013: Michael Young, Cleanup Hitter

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@DBrim and there's the derogatory name for the Rockies we could never think of - thanks Dbrim!

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 3, 2013: Michael Young, Cleanup Hitter

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So JHair was in the MItchell Report way back when. Didn't know that.

1 year, 1 month ago on Report: Sigh

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Whoa, Wainwright got blasted today.

1 year, 1 month ago on Report: Sigh

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@Purple Drank @PuntoForPresident (PuigForPrimeMinister) @Capnsparrow If I Purple Drink a Purple Drank, do I get Purple Drunk?

1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers 4, Cubs 0: Ricky Nolasco, Trade of the Year

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I'm guessing Puig was up all night because he didn't know it was an early game, and he was running on fumes with like 2 (or no) hours of sleep.


1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers 4, Cubs 0: Ricky Nolasco, Trade of the Year

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