St. Louis, MO
Dodger fan living in St. Louis. Originally from N'Awlins.
Picked the Dodgers as my team because Gagne was a badass and the Astros were everyone's team down there. Fuck that.
@Iced Purple Drank @Kemp's Baby Balloon bowel movements, Drank. Are you pooping little, or big, poops?
7 months, 2 weeks ago on The Island Of Misfit Closers
@ABSmileBunch I'm 3 hrs away in Stl.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on How About Justin Turner For the Dodger Bench?
@PacoForPresidente2028 They gotta throw in Howard
7 months, 3 weeks ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #30: SP Zack Greinke
@JackedNate I have already been called Hitler today
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Brian Wilson Returns: Welcome Back, You Big Weirdo
good lord, what's with the hot stove today? When we gonna trade for Evan Longoria?
7 months, 3 weeks ago on So Long, Ronald Belisario
Happy Dranksgiving y\all
8 months ago on So Long, Ricky Nolasco
DISCARDED DRAFT OF NEW POST
8 months, 2 weeks ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #14: 3B Luis Cruz
@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz c'mon, that's totally a C
Everyone says Kenley has a Mariano-like cutter. I prefer calling it a "Honeycutter"
@Purple Drank @PFP 2016 brim's got an adverb now, too?
@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz You do it, Purps McGurps. You have my blessing.
@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz I don't have a twitters
Who else thinks Stark's "Cy Yuk" should be called "Cy Dung"? It rhymes and conveys shittiness well!
What the hell, went 0-5 in Gold Gloves. Thought we'd get maybe one. :/
9 months ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #1: C A.J. Ellis
Looking like Shelby for sure Game 4, unless they go back to Kelly. Lynn pitched three innings, I think? Shelby warmed up twice though.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 1: Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2, That Was Awful
@TheReggieHurley @StealingSaenz he kept standing up and you could tell he could probably have just sat and seen over everyone.
@TheReggieHurley @StealingSaenz Yeah, I was all like "what the hell, who's grabbing me? Then "oh, shit, he's big". Then HOLY Fuck IT'S MAGIC.
ugh, excruciating game to go to. Buuuuuuut, some big black dude grabbed me by the sleeve and said' "I like the jersey". It was f'in MAGIC. Yeah we lost but Magic grabbed me. Whoo! Go Kersh!
I also got to see Mark Walter scurry past me like he had to pooter really bad. He didn't acknowledge me.
Just got tix from generous dad. About 10 rows up from the Doyer dugout. Whoo!
Will be wearing Eeph's Puig shirt and my '06 Izturis jersey. Haha.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on The NLCS Starts In About Six Hours. Remember The Last Time That Happened?
@NeDieterich Young's name is not bolded, hah.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on NLDS Game 3, Braves 3, Dodgers 4:Night of the Uribear
@Lobo @Pauloffs @StealingSaenz but not as well as Urbie,
@Pauloffs @StealingSaenz You have no idea how much shit I gave the greater St. Louis metro area after that. T'was great.
I hope they watch the Pitt/Stl series from Arizona's pool. Do we get home field if it's Pitt?
On a side note, if we play STL I am soooo going to a game. (Though I am terrified of Stl....go Pitt!)
@EephusBlue @StealingSaenz oh it was you. Even better!
9 months, 3 weeks ago on NLDS Game 3, Braves 6, Dodgers 13: Blue Baker’s Dozen
@Purple Drank gotta save him for G5, just in case. I think Freddy for them makes it a moot point, though.
MIke, I love how high-on-good-Dodgers-team your latest article sounds.
Good thing we got Kersh's bad game out of the way first.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on NLDS Game 1, Dodgers 6, Braves 1: Pay Kershaw the Dollars
What the heck, I missed Fapmas again.
9 months, 4 weeks ago on Skip Schumaker & Elliot Johnson: Which Worst is Worse?
10 months ago on All Hail the Legendary Clayton Kershaw
@Lobo @DBrim The Hall of Creme de la Creme
Hey guys, random thought: I've never seen a left handed catcher.
Let's just say we overtake Atlanta, who would you guys want to play most out of the Central teams?
10 months, 2 weeks ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers Sept 10, 2013: Edinson Volquez & the Chamber of Secrets
@DKBananas He really needs to invent the Honeycutter.
@KMT59 @StealingSaenz @Mike Petriello I think Mike ate my attempt.
I see Volquez has lowered his ERA below the League line. Good for him.
So this Kemp business just means Kirk Gibson 2.0 in the WS, right?
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Reds September 6, 2013: No More Matt Kemp, Ever
Just saw the lineup. Eesh.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 4, 2013: Why Not Drew Butera, Too?
@KMT59 it never ceases to amaze me. 28 games above .500.
As Mike would say, "(!)"
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Rockies September 3, 2013: Michael Young, Cleanup Hitter
@LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) Marmol and international space was better.
@hidden_paul_trick @NeDieterich Or AJLS
@NeDieterich The pitchers seem to say AJ is a great gameplanner, but his offense kinda pooped little poops this year.
Who gives a shit. WS MVP.
@Lobo don't underestimate the childhood Dodger fan stat increase - look at Ricky.
ha, the Rockies mascot is named DINGER.
@DBrim and there's the derogatory name for the Rockies we could never think of - thanks Dbrim!
So JHair was in the MItchell Report way back when. Didn't know that.
11 months ago on Report: Sigh
Whoa, Wainwright got blasted today.
@Purple Drank @PuntoForPresident (PuigForPrimeMinister) @Capnsparrow If I Purple Drink a Purple Drank, do I get Purple Drunk?
11 months ago on Dodgers 4, Cubs 0: Ricky Nolasco, Trade of the Year
I'm guessing Puig was up all night because he didn't know it was an early game, and he was running on fumes with like 2 (or no) hours of sleep.