St. Louis, MO
Dodger fan living in St. Louis. Originally from N'Awlins.
Picked the Dodgers as my team because Gagne was a badass and the Astros were everyone's team down there. Fuck that.
@Iced Purple Drank @Kemp's Baby Balloon bowel movements, Drank. Are you pooping little, or big, poops?
2 months, 4 weeks ago on The Island Of Misfit Closers
@ABSmileBunch I'm 3 hrs away in Stl.
3 months ago on How About Justin Turner For the Dodger Bench?
@PacoForPresidente2028 They gotta throw in Howard
3 months ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #30: SP Zack Greinke
@JackedNate I have already been called Hitler today
3 months ago on Brian Wilson Returns: Welcome Back, You Big Weirdo
good lord, what's with the hot stove today? When we gonna trade for Evan Longoria?
3 months, 1 week ago on So Long, Ronald Belisario
Happy Dranksgiving y\all
3 months, 1 week ago on So Long, Ricky Nolasco
DISCARDED DRAFT OF NEW POST
3 months, 3 weeks ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #14: 3B Luis Cruz
@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz c'mon, that's totally a C
Everyone says Kenley has a Mariano-like cutter. I prefer calling it a "Honeycutter"
@Purple Drank @PFP 2016 brim's got an adverb now, too?
@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz You do it, Purps McGurps. You have my blessing.
@Purple Drank @StealingSaenz I don't have a twitters
Who else thinks Stark's "Cy Yuk" should be called "Cy Dung"? It rhymes and conveys shittiness well!
What the hell, went 0-5 in Gold Gloves. Thought we'd get maybe one. :/
4 months, 1 week ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #1: C A.J. Ellis
Looking like Shelby for sure Game 4, unless they go back to Kelly. Lynn pitched three innings, I think? Shelby warmed up twice though.
5 months ago on NLCS Game 1: Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2, That Was Awful
@TheReggieHurley @StealingSaenz he kept standing up and you could tell he could probably have just sat and seen over everyone.
@TheReggieHurley @StealingSaenz Yeah, I was all like "what the hell, who's grabbing me? Then "oh, shit, he's big". Then HOLY Fuck IT'S MAGIC.
ugh, excruciating game to go to. Buuuuuuut, some big black dude grabbed me by the sleeve and said' "I like the jersey". It was f'in MAGIC. Yeah we lost but Magic grabbed me. Whoo! Go Kersh!
I also got to see Mark Walter scurry past me like he had to pooter really bad. He didn't acknowledge me.
Just got tix from generous dad. About 10 rows up from the Doyer dugout. Whoo!
Will be wearing Eeph's Puig shirt and my '06 Izturis jersey. Haha.
5 months ago on The NLCS Starts In About Six Hours. Remember The Last Time That Happened?