Battle Creek, MI
I have no idea what to say here... I'm a Pisces, I like metal music, horror movies, the Red Wings (obviously) and feeding PCP to wolverines then turning them loose on people I don't like.
I don't know about you guys, but to me, Franzen seemed slow and confused out there last night...I don't know if he had a big meal before the game, or he's preparing for winter hibernation, but he just seemed sluggish and labored in trying to do anything...Starting to question that guy's initiative.
1 year, 2 months ago on Hey Babcock - Need Goals? Here You Go...
I. AM. LIVID. I really can't say much more than that right now.
1 year, 6 months ago on Recap: Game 7 Awaits
What would be sweeter? Finishing off Chicago in their barn tonight and silencing their fans or taking it back to the Joe and letting the home crowd witness the demise?
1 year, 6 months ago on Two Paths
I read this and it reminded me of the Robert Frost poem, "The Road Not Taken"
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both. And be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the undergrowth;Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim ,because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay in leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh. Somewhere ages and ages hence:Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference
@AndyInBaltimore This may be blasphemy, but I actually felt bad for Crawford when Quenneville was tearing him a new one. Crawford seemed to be one of the only guys on that team who was trying to hold it together as best he could when the team in front of him was falling apart. As the old saying goes, "S**t rolls downhill." When a coach is losing his mind, it doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the players.
1 year, 6 months ago on Blue Falcons vs Red Wings Recap: 5.23.2013
Maybe I'm just off my rocker, but in a few years I can honestly see Brunner and Nyquist as Euro Twins 2.0. I would also like to formally and publicly retract any negative statements I've made about Kindl in the past. He has really stepped up, he's been shooting like a madman and he seems to be getting better at those blue line goals. On the whole, I am just amazed by this whole team. As fans we will always believe, but when we see things coalesce, it is still awe inspiring.
1 year, 7 months ago on Blue Falcons vs Red Wings Recap: 5.23.2013
Babcock just needs to keep on keepin' on with his Sun Tzu "Art of War" approach. I found this quote from that book that was perfect for this series. "If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior
strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him.
Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give
him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject
are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared,
appear where you are not expected."
1 year, 7 months ago on Keep Calm
What a pompus blowhard of an ass...Oh wait...He's writes for Chicago, I guess the "pompus blowhard" goes without saying. Let 'em squawk. If he can make a prognostication like that, he's in the wrong line of work. He needs to join the Psychic Friends Network...'cuz THOSE guys are for real. (insert sarcasm)
1 year, 7 months ago on Ready to Get Fired Up? "Wings Don't Belong in the Same Rink as the Hawks"
Hit the nail on the head. Abby's takedown of Bolland was superb. We had to rewind and watch it a couple of times. I hope Smith is a healthy scratch fror Saturday's game.
1 year, 7 months ago on Red Wings Playoff Recap 5.15,2013
This was probably the funniest write up all season. It wonderfully depicted the rollercoaster of emotions watching this particular game. Frustration, helplessness, anger, elation, defiance. Perfect summary.
1 year, 7 months ago on Game 4 Recap: Oh Lord Jesus There's A Win
Have Anaheim always been this whiny? They were bitching and moaning all during the game Friday night, too. Real bunch of professionals they've got there...The icing on the cake for me was when either Getzlaf or Perry (can't remember who) kicked the stick down the ice. Ah, to see grown men throw temper tantrums is hilarious.The refs were like parents, "If you're gonna talk back and throw a fit like a baby, I'm gonna give you a time out!"
1 year, 9 months ago on Red Wings vs Ducks Recap: 3.24.2013
My birthday was on the 15th, went to the bar, sang karaoke, watched the game. Datsyuk winning in OT was the perfect ending to an awesome birthday!
1 year, 9 months ago on 3.15.12 - Why So Serious?
Fair enough. Kronner has not really had a good season so far. I don't know if it's the pressure to be the lead defenseman now that Nick Sr. is gone or what, but he needs to shake it off.
1 year, 10 months ago on Red Wings vs Stupid Nashville Recap: 2.19.2013
I can see your point, but damn. He needs to start playing smarter.
I know I sound like a broken record, but Kindl? Really? He has wholeheartedly regained his title as King Bonehead from Quincey. I never have and never will get what others have seen in him... I didn't like him last year and I don't like him this year.
YES! We are WAAAYYY overdue for a good Kronwalling. Kronner seems to be having a bit of a rough start to the season. It almost seems like he's a target for interference penalties now that Homer's gone. He just needs to flatten a couple of guys, release some stress and that monkey will fall dead off his back.
1 year, 10 months ago on Nightmare on Helm Street
Yup, right where you said it'd be! Thanks so much!
1 year, 10 months ago on Kings vs Red Wings Recap: 2.10.2013
I've got a question that I know someone here will be able to help me out with. Does anyone know where I can find the takeaway leaderboard stats for the season thus far? I know how many Datsyuk has, but I just want to see where he is compared with everyone else. I've checked the NHL site, the Red Wings site, ESPN, I just can't seem to find it. Thanks!
It's also the 'Tuzzi's birthday as well.
1 year, 10 months ago on Columbus Again - Gameday Movie Poster and Live Blog
Well, that was leaps and bounds better than the first game against the Blues. Lots of bad calls (both ways), that 5 minute major penalty was total B.S., even if it was in our favor. Hank obviously was the man tonight, I was happy to see Ericsson score one. Howard's got some brass ones to stay in after that painful looking split, whereas Halak injuring his tender face caused him to leave the game.
1 year, 10 months ago on Kill Blues
All these penalties are ridiculous. It's good to see the effect Helm is having on the tempo of the game. When he's on the ice, the game gets a lot faster, and he forces the other team to move before they're ready to. What I'm noticing about Bert tonight is that he's taking shots whenever he gets a chance. Of course, they aren't going in, but at least he's shooting. What is with Hank in those insane angle shots? My husband and I have coined a term for those. It's the Z- angle. Pavel has the dangle and Hank has the Z-angle.
1 year, 10 months ago on Wings vs Wild: A Fire Will Rise
Yeah, I have glasses now and figured I needed a new avatar pic!
I am so happy to be seeing these two back on the ice! I really missed seeing them out there.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I am REEEAAALLLLYYY disliking Quincey right now... Fil still seems hesitant to shoot, the whole team in general just seems hesitant. Not really moving their legs, waiting too long to shoot or not shooting at all. Hopefully with Help returning, his speed will generate more opportunities, as long as there are players willing to capitalize on them.
1 year, 11 months ago on Stars vs Red Wings Recap 1.22.2013
Well, as far as noobs go, everyone knows how awesome Brunner is. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm really liking Tootoo right now. He's little, he's fiesty and he's got heart.
1 year, 11 months ago on Gameday Movie Poster and Live Blog - Back to Basics
He tweaked his back somehow. It's not a serious injury, he just don't wanna push it.
Kinda reminds me of a playbook, or something a coach would scribble on a dry erase board. The drawings were a nice touch, especially the little hearts.
You're right, I agree, they weren't cocky. I just meant hopefully they were forced to acknowledge their faults and errors. If it was bad for us fans to watch, hopefully it was more so for them. It sounds harsh, but I'm a believer in tough love.
1 year, 11 months ago on Detroit vs Columbus: Fresh Start
It honestly wouldn't surprise me to see a completely different team than the one we saw Saturday night. Hopefully watching video of themselves taught them something and made them eat a little humble pie.
I don't agree with the "predictions" people are placing on the Wings to fail either. Will they be tested? Sure, but what team won't? This is my own pet theory explaining why everyone is hyping up how "weak" the Red Wings are going to be this season. Consider a fortress wall. That wall has a good foundation, was built with time, and care and was built by dedicated craftsman to withstand serious assaults from marauders. A good fortress wall will last many, many years. But, if a key brick from said wall was to fall out or get broken, it could possibly risk the structural integrity of the whole wall. When planning an attack, what's the first place an opponent is going to go for? The weak spot. The Red Wings are that fortress wall. The marauders are the other teams in the NHL. That key brick from that wall was Lidstrom, so of course, all the marauders see that "weakness" and are trying to exploit it. They feel that the Red Wings are vulnerable now, and they may be-to a point, but they are far from being helpless.
1 year, 11 months ago on Detroit vs St. Louis: It's Back
Honestly, our anger is impotent and futile. No one really gives a damn that we're angry except for us. Venting might make us feel better temporarily, but it accomplishes nothing. This is like an abusive relationship. The other party hurts us and wounded, we vow to withdraw. We declare that we're done with the abusive party and that we will move on to something else. When said party apologizes and vows that they have changed for the better, we believe that things will be alright and they'll never hurt us again...until the next time it happens. If the season resumes, I will watch on my regular cable provider (never have subscribed to Center Ice), but will I buy swag and tickets for games? I am currently undecided on that.
2 years, 2 months ago on Bringing The Hate - Gary Bettman's Very Own Movie Poster
My husband and I were just discussing this very thing last night. It's a sad state of affairs when the "little people" don't matter. Even though it's us little people who spend our hard earned money on tickets to games and hockey swag. It's the little people who make sure our arenas are staffed and there to take care of the hockey fans. The only thing we get to say is BOHICA... For those who don't know, BOHICA means Bend Over Here It Comes Again...
2 years, 3 months ago on Who Really Suffers?
It's been awhile since I've posted anything on here. I opted to stay out of the FA discussions/debates. I stayed away from the negativity and frustrations. I took the advice of a very smart man who simply wrote, "Let it be." I never stopped believing in this team or being a proud Red Wings fan, though. I recently got a new job and found out that my boss is a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. He jokingly threatened to fire me if I wore a Wings jersey to work. Come opening day, you can bet I'll be sporting the red and white. I'm glad to see the return of posts such as this one.
2 years, 4 months ago on Believe - Because It's The MF'ing Detroit Red Wings | July
I think this is my favorite installation of Happy Hudler's Adventures. Hilarious.
2 years, 8 months ago on Happy Hudler's Nashville Vacation | April
I was reading an article on the Yahoo Sports page, and they were talking about Shanahan. There was a particular excerpt that stood out to me right away.
"The playoffs evolve. The game evolves. I have to try and keep evolving with them. It's not like the regular season where every team has 82 games to play, and there's equal footing. They change depending on the score of the series or how many games are left in the series."
I don't know, maybe I'm reading too much into that statement, but that sounds like a pretty flimsy excuse for his inconsistency. It also seems that he's saying "I'm just making this up as I go. Whoever is the current favorite will be spared."
2 years, 8 months ago on What the NHL is Dead Serious About | April
No octopi on the ice? I"m disappointed. Kronwall hasn't Kronwalled anyone because the way the refs are calling "penalties". If he did, I'm sure it'd be something like a 10 minute misconduct or something equally ridiculous.
2 years, 8 months ago on Red Wings Recap: 4.15.2012 | April
Is it just me, or did it seem like Weber didn't want anything to do with fighting Hulk-tuzzi? I guess it shouldn't surprise me, cowards usually don't want direct confrontation... Way to go, White and Emmerton!
2 years, 8 months ago on Gameday Movie Poster & Open Post: 37! | April
I was telling my husband yesterday that I was afraid of how this incident would affect Shea Weber's "performance" through the rest of the games. He basically got a slap on the wrist and a "warning". A cocky person would think, "Hey, I got away with this one, and nothing happened. They aren't going to do anything to me." I know the Red Wings are too disciplined to retaliate physically, so we can only hope they'll go out and retaliate with skill, class and poise. With today being Friday the 13th, maybe Nashville will get some bad luck their way, and it'll be delivered by our very own number 13.
2 years, 8 months ago on Soldier On | April
I'm with both of you. I'm seriously considering not even watching the rest of the playoffs because I am so disgusted right now.
2 years, 8 months ago on Stunned: Weber Fined $2,500, Not Suspended | April
Wow..This game was pretty much a textbook example of a clusterfuck. Normally, I try to refrain from swearing too much on these posts, but damn near everything about this game got under my skin. The refs should be drawn and quartered, and whatever sliver of respect I had for Nashville is completely obliterated. Shea Weber deserves a method of torture so heinous that it would make the Spanish Inquisition look like afternoon fucking tea.
2 years, 8 months ago on Clerks | April
@raputathebuta @thebiglachovsky @drw91
The best way to reverse a curse is to make an offering of catfish.
2 years, 8 months ago on Detroit vs Nashville: Game 1 | April
Has anyone tried the Excuse-o-matic on the Red Wings site yet? It's pretty funny!
These two posters are my favorites, but The White Knight has my vote. To hell with the Bat Signal, I want a Wing Signal to light up the skies over Detroit!
2 years, 8 months ago on March Movie Poster Madness: The Finals | April
I remember the 2008 finals. I'm sitting on the couch watching a game with my son who was 8 at the time. I don't remember what exactly happened in the game, but I let loose a torrent of profanity. My son looks at me and says, "Mom, is it really necessary for you to swear?" Seeing since I couldn't get a red eye flight to Mexico to stock up on Xanax and nitroclycerine tablets, I'll probably be using language so foul it'll make George Carlin proud!
2 years, 8 months ago on Playoff Stress and You | April
From reading your other posts and opinions, it has become obvious to me (and probably others) that you are a person who likes to argue and stir things up. As I was writing my response to your criticism of my initial post, I knew that you were going retaliate with something even more scathing and derogatory. Lo and behold, you did. The beauty of the internet, is that everyone is entitled to their opinion. I personally don't care what you think of me or what I write, just as I'm sure you feel the same way. The difference is that I can view my opinions without being patronizing or condescending. Seeing since you know nothing about me, I will clear up the query at the end of your post. If Detroit was the heavy favorite among "experts", yes, I would be saying the same thing about them. If someone has a statement they are willing to defend, they need to prove to me why they made that claim by backing it up with facts. I'm not saying I'll agree with them, but I will have respect for them.
2 years, 8 months ago on We're Underdogs! (Or Screw ESPN) | April
I never said he knows more. I said he has a brain in his head. By that, I meant someone who is capable of independent thought, acutally put effort into their article, came from a realistic point of view and isn't going to just assume Nashville is going to win because they made some noise at the trade deadline and because they have Rinne as a goalie. Apparently, you did not read the article very thoroughly because you stated the author ignored Nashville's PP and PK numbers. In fact, he did not ignore that. He did talk about it and did say that it could be dangerous for Detroit. As far as "whining" about how no one is giving Detroit any credit? Chris (who wrote the article) stated , "We're the underdog boys and girls, and I love that." I wouldn't call that whining.
I found a pretty good article written by someone who seems like they have a brain in their head. http://thehockeywriters.com/predators-overhyped-underdog-red-wings-will-take-series/
It's not just ESPN, predictions are all over the NHL site as well. No one expects Detroit to win against Nashville!
Oh man...Looking at this poster is kind of like someone passing gas in church. It's a bit awkward and uncomfortable to experience, but you still gotta laugh.
2 years, 8 months ago on Don't Mess with the Johan | April