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I picked a bad decade to give up drinking.
3 days, 8 hours ago on Felix Doubront, Deliver Us From Evil
Call me old fashioned, but a guy who's hitting under .200 shouldn't be batting in the 3 position.
4 days, 11 hours ago on I Love it When a Plan Comes Together
Now repeat after me: "I CAN hit the baseball. I CAN hit the baseball. I CAN hit the baseball."
1 week, 2 days ago on One in a Row
Holding my tongue clearly hasn't worked, so...
FOR CHRIST"S SAKE HIT THE FUCKING BASEBALL!!!
See if that works.
1 week, 3 days ago on Dewey Said It Best Back in 2004
May Cy Young's spirit kiss your balls, Mr. Lester.
Ewww.... Sorry 'bout that.
1 month ago on Nowhere to Go But Up
I've got to admit, I did not see this coming. Such happy surprises, however, are always welcome.
1 month ago on Hips Don’t Lie
I couldn't watch the game last, and I considered myself lucky when checking the paper this morning.
Then I read this : “Neil Diamond cameltoe.”
I may never recover.
1 month ago on The Power of Positive Vibes
Put it on a shirt, Red.
1 month ago on David Ortiz + Microphone = Magic
It's a whole world of weird.
1 month ago on Surreality
1 month, 1 week ago on Peace, Love, Understanding and Boba Fett
Damn I hate the lag time on game cast.
Nice hit Carp.
Ten pitches. Very nice.
Thanks. Hard to tell looking at a cartoon rendering.
Watching on ESPN game cast (which blows). Did Drew look as bad at his last at bat as I think he did?
I'm glad that... no, I am relieved that folks are okay.
I'm not 'glad' about anything. In fact, I'm seething.
1 month, 1 week ago on 25.7
Day games make work days shorter.
Well done, boys.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on It’s the Most Wonderful Day of the Year
I am officially having fun now.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Bet on Baseball?
My oh my. It appears as though the promise of less-expensive beer has not mollified the Faithful.
What was it that Tiger said? "Winning fixes everything?" Well, ok then. Let's fix things.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Nothing Washes Away the Bitter Taste of Defeat Like Five Dollar Beer
They lower the price for beer, and the next day Tim McCarver decides to retire from annoying me at the end of the year. I'd say things are looking up.
That was a treat. The sound of baseball I mean. On a crappy dark February day, the sound of baseball is like... I dunno, a promise. You know what I mean? It's like that cool glass of water just waiting there when you're thirsty. Or maybe like that special smile that crosses your lover's face that says "ev'ry little t'ing gonna be alright." It's like... excuse me... (:buries face in battle-scarred 1968 Spalding Carl Yastrzemski "Triple Crown" fielder's glove and sobs softly:).
Sniff. Sorry. Bob Marley always chokes me up.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Remy and Denton, Together Again