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@CollegeWolf I'm already thinking HOF.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/who-is-the-minnesota-vikings-bridewater.html
Now I don't know what to think. Both are excellent points.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/
This should be the only type of past draft analysis that is acceptable.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/vikings-top-5-draft-picks-ever-an-expert-opinion.html
I took a friend to a couple games who always remarked about the amount of non-Vikings apparel throughout the dome. Somehow it's acceptable to wear any Minnesota sports team....or a flesh shirt.
What are people going to do with their Ponder ponchos next year?
8 months ago on What Weirdness Can You Find in this Mega Metrodome Picture?
This could have been a 103-0 blowout, and nothing will overshadow Daunte Culpepper returning to the dome to get his roll on.
Imagine how good Patterson will look when he gets a good qb throwing to him.
9 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Game 14 Recap: The Last Metrodome Win?
I was surprised to see Percy hugging Spielman. I wonder if TarVar was given the same reception.
Luckily the Jaguars have several chances to get another win this season and give the Vikings the first pick: Houston twice, Browns, Bills and Titans again. This could be the year!
10 months ago on PJD's Game 10 Recap: Keeping the Dream Alive
@PJDlady And Clay Matthews in the top 10 let alone on this list at all. Half this list is wrong, and the ones that fit are ordered incorrectly. Never trust a website called The Date Report.
10 months ago on List of NFL's Sexiest Players Wildly Innacurate
And no Audie Cole. Now the season is really over.
I look forward to seeing the ratings for this disaster.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 9 Preview: R-Words vs. V-Words
Don't forget FOX losing their signal is about the most Vikings thing you can do from a broadcast standpoint.
1 year ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike
Can the Vikings .... "win the NFC North" Probably not
"win the Super Bowl" hahahaha
"get Andrew Luck" Even Google gave up on Ponder
"still make the playoffs" Eh
1 year ago on Review the Minnesota Vikings with Google Auto Complete
This looks like a bad version of Classic Concentration. Even with my glasses I can't make out most of the text. I think the last line of text says "The Monistat Vikings are spawned by Zed Whore and Leonard Milf."
1 year, 1 month ago on Minnesota Vikings: A Visual History if You Can See It
Even if the winner was chosen randomly, it was the most perfect entry to win for this blog.
1 year, 1 month ago on This Guy Won the Signed Ponder Jersey
Conference champion shirts are as bad as division champion shirts. They usually end up on the $5 clearance rack.
1 year, 1 month ago on Some Jerk Actually Owns this Vikings Shirt
@PJD @CollegeWolf Highly accurate and the only conclusion that can be drawn from recent events.
1 year, 1 month ago on Aaron Rodgers Supports Cheating, is a Horrible Person
@CollegeWolf "Ponder's strengths don't lie in passing" When did a QB not being able to throw the ball become valuable in the NFL? If this is the new trend I might have a shot at finally making it to the big show.
1 year, 2 months ago on View Looking In: A Woman's Perspective on Why the Vikings Pretty Much Rule
@PJD @CollegeWolf I was surprised by the number of people trying to justify that Stafford is worth the amount of his extension. He was bound to get a significant raise because of the nature of the business and the starting point of his rookie contract, but there's no way he is worth what he's being paid.
1 year, 2 months ago on The Ghosts of Rookie Contracts Haunts the Lions
The question isn't even an exaggeration. The troughs sound lovely. Do you guys also get the perks of ESPN 1500 personalities staring at you from posters placed throughout the bathroom?
1 year, 2 months ago on New Vikings Stadium to Reduce Your Time Waiting to Poop
He played an unglamorous position in an unglamorous state so it's sort of fitting. Most players wouldn't put in the effort to write a goodbye to the fans when they're not re-signed or get cut/traded, and coming from a lot of them it wouldn't matter. He had a way of connecting to people in the community and for reasons other than football.
Semi-related question: has anyone read his book yet?
1 year, 2 months ago on Former Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe Has All the Feels
@PJD @CollegeWolf I'm going to submit entries for other people in order to decrease my chances.
1 year, 2 months ago on Share Your Vikings Fan Story to Win a Signed Christian Ponder Vikings Jersey
He would be a great addition to NFL Network or one of the pregame shows. I can't think of any players on the current roster that have the sort of dynamic personality that we saw from Shank.
1 year, 2 months ago on Visanthe Dongshow Talks Minnesota
@CollegeWolf To be clear, you were interested in the prize until the second to last sentence of the post, correct?
1 year, 4 months ago on Christian Ponder to Sign Stuff So I Can Give It To You
No one will enter the shirtless pic contest because we all know that we stand no chance against @CollegeWolf. I'm playing nice and not reposting the picture.
You dismiss the dead hooker like she holds no value anymore. I'm disappointed in you, @PJD.
I guess I'm in the minority of people concerned about several tons of shattered glass raining down on tens of thousands of people, and most importantly, Purple Jesus. The Metrodome roof wasn't supposed to collapse, but it did, and this is Minnesota. Also, the setup they showed for the Final Four and some other events looked like they had some seats with truly terrible views that they can price gouge. That being said, overall I like anything that is not the dome.
1 year, 4 months ago on 5 Things You Didn't Know About the New Vikings Stadium
I'd buy my mother a football-related gift, but I don't want any embarrassing purchases of Bears items showing up on my credit card.
I don't get the shoe wine holder. Does it chill the bottle or is it just for hideous decorative purposes? Good to see the marketing geniuses at the NFL did everything they could to make it the worst possible thing ever by bedazzling it.
1 year, 4 months ago on How To Ruin Mother's Day for a Vikings Fan
@CollegeWolf Short of kicking puppies into a swamp filled with alligators, he can do no wrong. And it would be a blast to play Mad Libs with him.
1 year, 4 months ago on Chris Kluwe is the Gift that Keeps on Giving
@CollegeWolf That's the good thing about guys like Winfield and Kluwe not being in Minnesota anymore. Their chances of winning a Super Bowl significantly increased just by not being on the Vikings roster.
1 year, 4 months ago on An Ode to Chris Kluwe
@PJD You always come through.
That was beautiful. Is there any chance the Best Shirtless Viking award will be an annual thing renamed to the Chris Kluwe memorial award for excellence in shirtlessness? Or something to that effect. We can call them The Kluwes.
It looks like this is one of those game tables that converts to a pool table, and if we're lucky, air hockey. This only leads me to believe it was an intense best-of-three tournament, and there's more action shots out there somewhere.
1 year, 4 months ago on Look at This Picture of Cris Carter and Randy Moss
@CollegeWolf I like it, but I would be okay with almost any name. I was just happy that when they announced the pick it was not Manti Te'o.
1 year, 4 months ago on 2013 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Vikings Select WR Cordarrelle Patterson
@Hammy1724 @PJD @CollegeWolf You watch your mouth when speaking of Kleinsasser. No one had a better "oh crap" look when the ball was thrown his way.
1 year, 4 months ago on Oh Great, The Vikings Re-Signed Marcus Sherels
@peterandkelsey I said this on twitter earlier, but it's such a drastic improvement over the old jerseys that I can overlook the little things like the oddity of the numbers. The new color and matte helmets are fantastic. I'm looking forward to getting a better look at the pants and side of the helmet on Thursday.
1 year, 5 months ago on New 2013 Minnesota Vikings Uniforms Leaked
@CollegeWolf If that hair is a requirement, we're all screwed. He could be a Pantene model.
I'm an avid reader, but I hope he's recording an audiobook version.
1 year, 5 months ago on Chris Kluwe is a Beautiful Sparklepony
@CollegeWolf @PJD I don't see what the problem is. If an upstanding young gentleman blogger came along asking for shirtless pictures of my husband I'd be like "sure, I can grab some shots of him while he's sleeping, too if that'll help you out." Might be a small reason why I'm not married.
1 year, 5 months ago on Look at These Christian and Samantha Ponder Wedding Photos
The stage leads me to believe this was held at a Southern Baptist church. Don't worry @PJD , I'm sure you'll be invited to the house warming party.
@PJD @CollegeWolf You're right. What a conundrum.
1 year, 5 months ago on More Vikings Uniform Clues: Dark Purple, Dark Words
@CollegeWolf You should choreograph the unveiling. I'm picturing a runway debut of the uniforms at the draft party that starts out with Christian Ponder coming out fingaz blazing.
@Lakeville Mikey Me too, Mikey. I like deep, matte colors instead of bright and shiny so I am getting really excited about this. I think I need a moment to myself.
The first one makes me think of My Little Pony. I have nothing of substance to add.
1 year, 5 months ago on Are Either of These the New Vikings Uniforms?
@CollegeWolf I'll probably buy one of every player.
1 year, 5 months ago on Clues to the New 2013 Minnesota Vikings Uniforms
I was excited, but now I'm a little concerned that the purple standing out means no yellow pants.
I never thought I'd see the day when finding safeties was a low priority for this defense. I'll be damned.
1 year, 5 months ago on Droppin' Knowledge with a Capital J - Prepping Vikings Defensive Draft
Did they only send over Notre Dame players because they thought they would be able to best connect with the people?
1 year, 5 months ago on A Challenger Appears: Kyle Rudolph's Ice Auger Celebration Has Potential
@Hammy1724 Disgustingly accurate.
1 year, 6 months ago on These Yelp Reviews of the Metrodome Are Hilarious
@PJD I sort of look at it like a flu vaccine. Eat them a couple times a year, and I'm pretty much immune to food poisoning and death if there's a massive viral outbreak.
One time I left my seat with one minute left in the first half to go to the bathroom and buy a pop. I made it back about halfway through the third quarter. I have to limit fluids before games like a damn child who wets their bed at night. And the nachos are cold 90% of the time. The dome is the worst.
Jasper Brinkley wasn't the greatest, but it makes no sense to let him walk and throw money at an aging and noticeably slower Urlacher. I'd rather see them take a chance in the draft even if it's supposed to be thin at the position. After his knee injury in 2011 and missing several games with a hamstring injury last year, I question if he would even be serviceable for a year or two until someone better comes along.
1 year, 6 months ago on Brian Urlacher to the Vikings? Bad Enough to Be True
@n_huynh This reminds me of the HockeyyInsiderr account on twitter that is always spreading signing and trade rumors that usually end up being false. A prominent blogger decided to e-mail him some made-up information and sure enough it showed up as coming from a "source." He still denied it and blamed everything on "haters" like all the good ones end up doing.
1 year, 6 months ago on What is Happening with Local "Draft Expert" Shawn Zobel?
Glad to see the Vikings are taking the offseason seriously. This team can finally compete with the Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's of the NFL.
1 year, 6 months ago on Vikings Sign Matt Cassel's Wife to the Team
@CollegeWolf @PJD @Lakeville I think it was a smart move by the Vikings. Harvin is a great player, but he's not the best player on the team, the best WR in the league or even in the franchise's history. I was surprised Spielman managed to get the draft picks he did. If it had only been about the money, I'd be a little more upset with the Vikings, but there was probably more going on.
1 year, 6 months ago on A Totally Reasonable Response to the Percy Harvin Trade