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I was surprised to see Percy hugging Spielman. I wonder if TarVar was given the same reception.
Luckily the Jaguars have several chances to get another win this season and give the Vikings the first pick: Houston twice, Browns, Bills and Titans again. This could be the year!
3 weeks, 2 days ago on PJD's Game 10 Recap: Keeping the Dream Alive
@PJDlady And Clay Matthews in the top 10 let alone on this list at all. Half this list is wrong, and the ones that fit are ordered incorrectly. Never trust a website called The Date Report.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on List of NFL's Sexiest Players Wildly Innacurate
And no Audie Cole. Now the season is really over.
I look forward to seeing the ratings for this disaster.
1 month ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 9 Preview: R-Words vs. V-Words
Don't forget FOX losing their signal is about the most Vikings thing you can do from a broadcast standpoint.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike
Can the Vikings .... "win the NFC North" Probably not
"win the Super Bowl" hahahaha
"get Andrew Luck" Even Google gave up on Ponder
"still make the playoffs" Eh
3 months ago on Review the Minnesota Vikings with Google Auto Complete
This looks like a bad version of Classic Concentration. Even with my glasses I can't make out most of the text. I think the last line of text says "The Monistat Vikings are spawned by Zed Whore and Leonard Milf."
4 months, 1 week ago on Minnesota Vikings: A Visual History if You Can See It
Even if the winner was chosen randomly, it was the most perfect entry to win for this blog.
4 months, 1 week ago on This Guy Won the Signed Ponder Jersey
Conference champion shirts are as bad as division champion shirts. They usually end up on the $5 clearance rack.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Some Jerk Actually Owns this Vikings Shirt
@PJD @CollegeWolf Highly accurate and the only conclusion that can be drawn from recent events.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Aaron Rodgers Supports Cheating, is a Horrible Person
@CollegeWolf "Ponder's strengths don't lie in passing" When did a QB not being able to throw the ball become valuable in the NFL? If this is the new trend I might have a shot at finally making it to the big show.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on View Looking In: A Woman's Perspective on Why the Vikings Pretty Much Rule
@PJD @CollegeWolf I was surprised by the number of people trying to justify that Stafford is worth the amount of his extension. He was bound to get a significant raise because of the nature of the business and the starting point of his rookie contract, but there's no way he is worth what he's being paid.
5 months ago on The Ghosts of Rookie Contracts Haunts the Lions
The question isn't even an exaggeration. The troughs sound lovely. Do you guys also get the perks of ESPN 1500 personalities staring at you from posters placed throughout the bathroom?
5 months, 1 week ago on New Vikings Stadium to Reduce Your Time Waiting to Poop
He played an unglamorous position in an unglamorous state so it's sort of fitting. Most players wouldn't put in the effort to write a goodbye to the fans when they're not re-signed or get cut/traded, and coming from a lot of them it wouldn't matter. He had a way of connecting to people in the community and for reasons other than football.
Semi-related question: has anyone read his book yet?
5 months, 1 week ago on Former Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe Has All the Feels
@PJD @CollegeWolf I'm going to submit entries for other people in order to decrease my chances.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Share Your Vikings Fan Story to Win a Signed Christian Ponder Vikings Jersey
He would be a great addition to NFL Network or one of the pregame shows. I can't think of any players on the current roster that have the sort of dynamic personality that we saw from Shank.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Visanthe Dongshow Talks Minnesota
@CollegeWolf To be clear, you were interested in the prize until the second to last sentence of the post, correct?
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Christian Ponder to Sign Stuff So I Can Give It To You
No one will enter the shirtless pic contest because we all know that we stand no chance against @CollegeWolf. I'm playing nice and not reposting the picture.
You dismiss the dead hooker like she holds no value anymore. I'm disappointed in you, @PJD.
I guess I'm in the minority of people concerned about several tons of shattered glass raining down on tens of thousands of people, and most importantly, Purple Jesus. The Metrodome roof wasn't supposed to collapse, but it did, and this is Minnesota. Also, the setup they showed for the Final Four and some other events looked like they had some seats with truly terrible views that they can price gouge. That being said, overall I like anything that is not the dome.
7 months ago on 5 Things You Didn't Know About the New Vikings Stadium
I'd buy my mother a football-related gift, but I don't want any embarrassing purchases of Bears items showing up on my credit card.
I don't get the shoe wine holder. Does it chill the bottle or is it just for hideous decorative purposes? Good to see the marketing geniuses at the NFL did everything they could to make it the worst possible thing ever by bedazzling it.
7 months ago on How To Ruin Mother's Day for a Vikings Fan
@CollegeWolf Short of kicking puppies into a swamp filled with alligators, he can do no wrong. And it would be a blast to play Mad Libs with him.
7 months ago on Chris Kluwe is the Gift that Keeps on Giving