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Can we all sign a thank you card to Adrian Gonzalez and Carl Crawford? From Red Sox Nation to you...
1 year, 2 months ago on The 2013 Red Sox: On the Edge of Glory
Awww poor Torii. And Avila. Anyone buy him that drink yet?
1 year, 3 months ago on The Best Reactions to Victorino’s Grand Slam
"(F)lat-brimmed baseball hat" says it all. Park City can keep all it has - posers and all. Those people would never survive in the real world, where everyone is not uniformly white and "absurdly fit" (gag).
1 year, 5 months ago on
"push away from their crumpets and freshly-ironed copies of the Wall Street Journal"
I see someone's been watching Downton Abbey.
2 years ago on Chapters We Probably Won’t See in Francona’s Book, But Would Be Awesome Nonetheless
@Sharpie Sharpie, I WANT TO BELIEVE!
2 years, 6 months ago on No Games Tonight!
In 2004, the only needed to trade one person. If we are to see any positive change this year, they'd have to trade all but a handful of people.
Why do we care what he says? How much do Floridians know about baseball?
2 years, 10 months ago on Because We All Need Someone To Hate
PANTLESS YOUK!!! It's so gonna happen!
2 years, 11 months ago on A Marriage Made in Heaven
@English Sox Fan Totally agree. Mazz is a blowhard but he's definitely on point calling Beckett out.
2 years, 11 months ago on The Surviving Grady Podcast: 2012 Predictions with Guest Mike Adams
Maybe he shoulda dyed his hair black instead. More slimming...
3 years ago on Jenks Out, Nobody Cares
OK honestly, I'd take any of them at this point. It's been nearly a month and a half and we're still diddling around without a manager or a full team. Just PICK SOMEONE ALREADY. I hear the janitor is secretly a sabremetrics genius who solves match-ups for fun.
3 years, 2 months ago on Five People Who Will Not Manage The 2012 Red Sox
Oooh, Jason Bateman!
You crack me up, Papi.
3 years, 3 months ago on Extra Quote of the Day | October
Smart move leaving, Jed.
3 years, 3 months ago on Quote of The Day | October
If you want a reason to believe again, you would watch the playoffs. I haven't gotten a chance to watch the NLCS but the Tigers and Rangers are playing REAL baseball. They are gritty, they are skilled, and they are having fun. They are what the Sox used to be. So yeah, I'm wicked bummed that my team isn't there, but God knows they don't deserve it nor do they have what it takes - heart. All this after-the-fact BS mudslinging is just making my distaste for the team all the more sour. I'm watching the games because I need to remember why I loved baseball to begin with.
3 years, 3 months ago on The 2011 League Championship Series; Better Than Watching Paint Dry?
I love Tito rocking the WS ring. Is Rosenthal trying bring some Craig Sager up in here?
3 years, 3 months ago on Red Sox Pitchers Like Beer
Agreed. You can like as much beer as you want if you'd win a freaking ballgame once in a damn while.
I'll never get used to NOT seeing Teets in a Sox uniform...
3 years, 3 months ago on Tito Takes The High Road
@alexis_b82 Don't. No good can come of it.
3 years, 9 months ago on Dice-K: The Cure For Slumping Bats
@Tex19 Won't be a nightmare if he eats Dice-K...
How much more do we have to suffer before the brass get rid of our $100million batboy? Cos this is crap and I'm sick of it.
I'll take 20 more of those for the Cy.
3 years, 9 months ago on That’s Why We Call Him Commander Kickass
How d'ya like them fucking apples, Noo Yawk!? The entire bar at the Morrison Hotel in PDX went freaking berserk when we skewered the Yankees like the goddam kebabs they are. Can ESPN fellate them any more???
3 years, 9 months ago on Once More Into The Fray
We need a Dave Roberts moment...
3 years, 9 months ago on Cleveland Steamer
Stop swinging at crap and just freaking relax already...
3 years, 9 months ago on Quote of the Day | August