Stan The Man
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@GaryGeiger Are they men or are they pussies? What, Valentine doesn't fellate like Francona did? Run me a river..
2 years, 11 months ago on Surviving Bobby
@English Sox Fan Not for nothing, but where was Pedroia's mouth last year when Beckett was stuffing his face full of Extra Crispy?
@GarrettCRW I hear you bro. You shouldn't restrict yourself to only celebrating Red Sox victories. Anytime the Yankees lose, I rejoice!
2 years, 11 months ago on Baseball in the Morning Makes Everything Better
I'll take 3 out of 4 anytime.
Bailey hasn't been done inspiring either; 4.50 era, opponents batting .280 against him. The guy has big shoes to full. Something for Sox brass to consider: Beach Boy Brian Wilson, the bearded hick from Londondery, NH is a free agent after this year.
Fear The Beard, bitches.
3 years ago on All Eyes On Bard
Thanks for the memories, Tito.
3 years, 6 months ago on Because, as Papa Jack Used to Say, “Somebody Got to Pay”
Brutal Clusterfu*k.. No other way to describe the way the season ended last night.
Tek: Retired, add to coaching staff.
Coaching Staff: Gone
Tito: 10 Days (starting today) for John Henry to decide if Bobby Valentine would look good in a Sox uniform or pick up Tito's option.
3 years, 6 months ago on Down In Flames
Some Good Mojo to go into the Yankees series:.
Sox fan catches record breaking Striper in Long Island Sound...
3 years, 8 months ago on Oh and That Team From New York's Stopping By Tonight
The dog likes the booty; can't stop staring at it.
3 years, 10 months ago on The Surviving Grady Podcast: Reversal of Fortune… and Descent into Inanity
@COYS I feel your pain brother. Things will sort themselves out. Grab yourself some brew, a porterhouse, and enjoy the weekend.
Well done gentlemen.
Now on to Detroit, Rock City.
3 years, 10 months ago on Day Trippin’
Old man Steinbrenner was never the same after '04. The bowels went shortly after the dementia set in following the Sox bitch slapping comeback in '04. He lingered on for a few years, with nurses wiping his chin of drool and his ass of shit. He was finally sent over the edge last year, when Swisher swung and missed during the AllStar game Home Run Derby that Big Papi dominated and won. Fuck him and fuck the Yankees.
3 years, 10 months ago on Homage To Jack Edwards
3 years, 10 months ago on Here comes that rainy day feeling again
Gutsy performance by Buckholtz getting in and out of a jam in the 7th, throwing heat; and a nice poke off the wall by Salty when it mattered. MOJO is on!
@Richinthegarage Rich, not pissing on the parade bro, just got this vibe with Wakefield is all. Kind of like standing in line at the pisser at Fenway, and guy behind you is about to upchuck onto to your back.
No days off until June 2nd. Might be good time to sit back, rest a day, and crack a few and enjoy the good times.
I'm not much for fiction but Palahniuk has some funny shit. To each his own.
3 years, 10 months ago on “How Ya Like Us Now?” or “Adrian Gonzalez Has Got 99 Problems But the Orioles Ain’t One”
@BB.13 @Richinthegarage http://www.jahozafat.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Fight_Club"e=friends.txt&file=friends.mp3
This was a BIG TIME turning point win last night. Kind of like the Mother's Day comeback in '07. Finally over that dreaded sub .500 mark.
I don't like Wakefield tonight though. Bad vibe with him pitching in the cold rain; the knuckleball bouncing around to the backstop with runners on bases type of vibe. Maybe a little rain would do us good today.
My breakfast this morning tasted better than anything I've eaten since October 2004.
3 years, 10 months ago on Sox Get a Transfusion… of Awesome!
Just win baby. Nothing else matters.
3 years, 10 months ago on My New Least Favorite Red Sox Fan
Gutsy performance by Rondo in game 3. Lets hope the mojo carries over to the rest of the team.
Hundred bucks for the first Bruin who lays out Lecavalier...
Note the phag v-neck: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFQhIvA-fahcwAQpgqKT2fXxRHvCeVoA_vUynrGDzp9YH19ta8&t=1
3 years, 10 months ago on Boston's Newest Badass
Speaking of JD Drew, watching him at bat, slack jawed, limp wristed, swinging and missing at a pitch down and away, makes the watcher believe that, well, it's over; and an unconditional release is imminent. Wouldn't be any big loss to the Sox and it might light a fire under some of the other slackers. Memorial Day and June are right around the corner. Time to Cowboy Up. Cut the fat and lets start playing some fucking baseball!
3 years, 11 months ago on Lacking Again
Lets get it done Theo...
You take in a stray dog named Lackey. It pisses on your floor and it vomits on your carpet. Day after day, after fucking day! How much longer until you've had enough and you take the old mutt on a one way trip to the vet to be put down?
3 years, 11 months ago on Cue Sad Piano Music From “The Incredible Hulk”
@alexis_b82 @Tex19 100% Polack here.
3 years, 11 months ago on Bring Me Thugs, Muggers, Buggerers, Bulldykes and Mexican Bandits
@Tex19 I don't doubt that Tex.
I was referring to the Montreal Canadians frogs who bus down for the playoffs and then incessantly whoop it up after one lame win.
There's nothing more in need of a shitkicking than a busload of drunken Frenchies closing down Sullivan's Tap, but I digress...
@Sharpie Sharpie, my cell phone is a cheapo Korean surplus K-Mart special; can't figure out how to do that. Maybe my daughter can though... Monica, If you're reading this, put the picture up here..
3 years, 11 months ago on The Rain Is Our Friend
@alexis_b82 Yes; also known as Cornelius in some circles.
Rain is good. It refreshes the soul and breaks losing streaks from snowballing ever more. It feeds the green grass of Fenway.
As I drudge away in my cubicle bunker this morning, with the phone ringing off the hook, and work pilied all around me, my daughter sends me a text message. It's a photo of her with Clay Buckholtz, at some charity event this morning. She's smiling. He's smiling. I look at the picture and can't help but smile myself. All is still good in Red Sox nation. Tomorrow is another day...
Over/Under On Homers Given Up By Lackey tonight: 3
3 years, 11 months ago on Who Took the Awesome?
@Red The dude looks F''ing clueless, turning around on the mound, looking up, watching the ball leave the park.
Now, it's just getting ridiculous. The "pitching". The "hitting".
2 and F**KING 9!
Tampa Bay opens a 16 oz can of Whoopass the night before IN OUR HOUSE and all these guys can respond with the next day is 5 hits and 2 runs to waste a halfway decent effort by Lester.
No leadership. No fire. If I see any of these guys laughing it up during the game tomorrow, I'm going to puke.
Lackey tomorrow. Any chance of keeping the ERA at 9.00 or under? One run per inning. Too much to ask?
Felix Hernandez. Make the Mariners an offer they can't refuse.
Anybody worthwhile on the Mets? They should be dealing in short order just to keep their checks from bouncing.
3 years, 11 months ago on Dice-K: The Cure For Slumping Bats
Word up to "No Dice". An honorable man would gone to the clubhouse after being pulled and privately ended his life via a samurai sword emptying of the gut.
Another loss tomorrow and the f**king shoes need to be thrown!
3 years, 12 months ago on Because We Need More Of This…