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Torey Lovullo should seriously consider flinging a handful of his own feces at
Farrell every time he puts Bailey in there in a save situation. Why would you
take Doubront out of the game with only 93 pitches thrown going into the 9th?
1 year, 6 months ago on Jonny Gomes Saves Day, Punts Helmet
Is Luke gonna cry now?
2 years, 5 months ago on The Journey of 1,000 Miles Begins With Another Jimmy Kick to the Rays
It won't be back until October, but it's the first episode in black-and-white.
2 years, 5 months ago on Thank You, Sir! May I Have Another?
Watching the game and The Walking Dead, with the way the Red Sox are playing, it's not making me wish for the survival of the human race.
Well there's another concussion.
The cramp is in his vagina.
You know all those guys who build up Jeter by saying he isn't the best shortstop on the Yankees? They weren't kidding.
Ross must have hit it sp high in the air Jeter got bored waiting for it.
Why would you let him time?
2 years, 5 months ago on ‘Tis The Season
Sometimes misplaying a ball in the outfield can be a good thing.
What the fuck is wrong with this website? It's not updating, at all.
You'd think Texeira had played first base before today.
You think Texeira or however you spell his name had played first base before today.
They are chipping away.
That diidn't hit him. Thanks ump.
2 years, 5 months ago on Another Milestone For Big Papi
Well there goes Beckett's no hit bid.
Some of the fireworks shows have been cancelled it's so hot and dry out. If it wasn't for the weather, it'd be a free-for-all.
2 years, 5 months ago on I Miss Papelbon
In spite of the fact that it has rained here the last two days, there is still an "use extreme caution when using fireworks" ban over here. Combine that with the 101 degree heat, and outside is a fool's run right now.
So I gues the only ones on today are the English and those of us in a fireworks free zone?
Here's my solution for the Red Sox: first, fire the medical staff that is seemingly run by Dr. Mengele, Dr. Burns, Dr. Murphy, or Dr. Phil. Seriously, why the fuck do we have $500,000,000 on the DL? That money could've been used for something good, like bombing France, or French Canada. Second, bring Bard up, move him into the closers role until Bailey is back, and put Aceves back into the long relief role that he thrives in. Third, get rid of a couple of the clubhouse cancers like say, John Lacky. Forth, stop trading our best prospects for useless fucks. Let's try keeping a few of them, see if we can't win a World Series like the last two times that we did.
Chances are he's not even going to be in the bigs for a while.
I am so glad that ESPN feels the need to not update Reddicks profile picture.
It's pronounced, Spider-Man.
2 years, 5 months ago on I am in control
@Sox in the Desert Seems Chris Carter and Roy Williams are popular names in sports.
2 years, 5 months ago on The Hunt For 400
@Sox in the Desert Wrong one.
@Sharpie And then he was released from his contract.
@GarrettCRW He was cut.
@Sharpie I hope I hope somebody realizes that there are too many Rangers on the All-Star team and gives Salty a spot.
@Sharpie See these great work horses actually contributing while we have 1 billion dollars on the DL makes me a sad panda.
@Sharpie The DVD has some really great deleted scenes.
Not when he was with us. And in the Pirates and Astro's game, Jed Lowerie scored the tying run in the top of the 9th, with Drew Sutton hitting a walk off in the bottom of the 9th. Fuck.
So we've given up a home run to everybody who was on the Red Sox now?
Is there enough former Red Sox on the A's that we can call them Red Sox West?
Tampa beat the damn Yankees earlier tonight.
There is a lot of ugly in that picture.
2 years, 5 months ago on Everybody Plays a Part
Alright we got the lead now. Hold it or die.
2 years, 5 months ago on Freeroll Friday
Poor Dice-K is apperently taken Eric Bedard's role as the hard luck pitcher of the staff.
Bobby should enact a new rule; for every man left on base, the batter gets punched in the coin purse.
Funny thing is, oven mitts were baseball equipment.
@alexis_b82 Someone feeling nostalgic for the good ol' days?