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Well, it's essentially a coin flip once you eliminate the obvious ones.
1 year ago on Screengrab Snafu: Iowa basketball is the hardest game of Guess Who ever
Just shows you how pro football-retarded this country is. How a game between shitty Minnesota and shitty Washington outperforms Stanford v. Oregon is beyond me.
1 year ago on Despite huge competition, The NFL still won on Thursday
I hope you're paying royalties to Deadspin for lifting their shtick.
1 year, 1 month ago on This year's World Series promises to be the most insufferable ever
What a crybaby. Boohoo, a talking head criticized you. What's it like being the first player to be criticized on TV? What, he's not the first? Oh.
1 year, 1 month ago on Tampa Bay's David Price calls out TBS' "Nerds"
Also, Papi for Emperor.
1 year, 1 month ago on I Believe in John Lackey (and Today, the Offense Behind Him)
Dominant as fuck. One more, Koji.
@Jennie Tampa Bay people exist? Pics or it didn't happen.
@English Sox Fan For relaxing times, make it Koji time. I'd be relaxed with him in in a 1 run game.
Go fuck yourselves, Tampa. Jesus, that was satisfying.
Thanks for coming back out, Price! Fuck yeah!
Wow. This'll put hair on your everything.
@Ben (02144) Yeah, he could've been David Price. Or Matt Moore.
Lefties are killing Price. I love it.
"Pedroia leading off" quality announcing, TBS.
When the Rays made it 5-3, you'd think they were up 10-5 by the way the announcers reacted. They seem reluctant to give any credit to what the Sox have done, saying things like "Price isn't using all his pitches". Just kinda aggravating is all.
1 year, 1 month ago on The Surviving Grady Red Sox Podcast: Into the Scrum of the ALDS
@SoxFaninMD @BeardedInMD I just don't get it. I've heard the "they should fear the Rays" bullshit all week and I think I've reached my limit, hah.
TBS broadcasters just said this was a must-win for the Sox. What the fuck are they on about? It's almost like we didn't win the division or tie for the best record in baseball.
@Tex19 "These glasses make me look hip. I'm hip."
I missed the Myers at bat - did he get a standing ovation on his way to the plate?
Surprised Moore's back in.
@SoxFaninMD He's trying to figure out how to look smug and depressed at the same time.
Damn fine inning, gents. Damn fine.
@Ben (02144) Perfect.
I'm getting way too much joy out of the distressed Maddon shots they keep showing. It's like nectar.
And the non-beards, too.
This is what I'm talking about. Pound them into the fucking ground, beards!
Fuck yeah, Gomes!
@VJ in Stuttgart @Ben (02144) @BeardedInMD Eh, it was more than quick to me. Point is, Myers should have some awareness, especially since he's complained publicly about how he is so underrated as an OFer.
Announcers blaming the Sox bullpen. I'm sorry, shouldn't he know what his CF sounds like and realize that "hey, that didn't sound like him".
Oh, but Moore gets the low call.
Viagra commercials on both the Sox game and the Pirates/Cards game at the same time.
@alexis_b82 @English Sox Fan Ump blew strike three terribly and Lester gave up a homer on the next pitch.
@English Sox Fan That was awful.
Wow. Fuck you, blue.
@Fatty FatBastard @BeardedInMD Ah, I'm sorry - I thought you were referring to the one who wrote the article comparing Manziel to Rosa Parks. My bad.
1 year, 3 months ago on Fox Sports columnist compares Johnny Manziel to Rosa Parks
@Fatty FatBastard He is a she, actually. And it's not her first "edgy" article - she's been a douche for a while, now.
Imagine that - a show that has the word "numbers" in its title bringing in a numbers guy like Silver. It's almost like they're trying to bring it back to the way it was when it debuted, before it turned into a shittier version [if possible] of First Take.
Get rid of Douglas. Honestly, I was saying that before this whole episode, but if a dumb jock feels so insecure without other dumb jocks around, maybe he should try to buy his way onto the NFL Countdown crew. What a joke.
1 year, 3 months ago on Don't expect to see Michael Smith & Hugh Douglas together on ESPN anytime soon
@nuclear1 Puberty's going to be tough on you.
1 year, 4 months ago on Jenn Brown and Judy Battista heading to NFL Network
How many of these morons actually think this stupid shit works? Seriously, it's much easier to just fess up, confirm that you made a stupid decision, and move on.
1 year, 4 months ago on Tyler Seguin quits Twitter because of evil hackers
Really? Havlicek stole the ball got ousted in the first round? People are out of their damn minds.
1 year, 4 months ago on Greatest Call Tournament - Full Round 1 Results
@Mike Markham I'm sure you'd be saying the same thing if it were football/basketball/baseball playing on through commercials while you miss out on the action.
1 year, 4 months ago on NASCAR fans up in arms over commercials
Definitely the best stories that ESPN has aired in the past five years. I was a big fan of the first one back in '09, and this was even better. Nice to see the good side of the world.
1 year, 4 months ago on ESPN airs the best story you'll see this year
@mjarviejr Says a lot about ESPN, who broadcast the damn thing.
1 year, 4 months ago on Highlights from a historic Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest [VIDEO]
I really wish ESPN would get off his holy dick. Who are the people clamoring for Tebow news? Honestly?
1 year, 5 months ago on Real Tweets from Real People - TebowMania 3.0