I'll eat your children with soy sauce and a little au jou.
@beeline couchtuner.eu, projectfree.tv
7 hours, 55 minutes ago on KONP Baby Pool Part II
@Hoss yah gimmie a larg hope solo snatch and a side of curlies.
7 hours, 58 minutes ago on KONP Baby Pool Part II
If you enjoy looking at a large roast beef sandwich with cheese on it put into a plastic bag and thrown up against the wall by an MLB pitcher than that is the snatch for you!
8 hours, 2 minutes ago on KONP Baby Pool Part II
Hope Solo nude pictures leaked.
Not a pretty sight.
8 hours, 4 minutes ago on KONP Baby Pool Part II
@JenBroflovski Backstrom looks like he's watching a closed circuit television of a stranger choking out his dog.
9 hours, 19 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
Capitals have 3 stars on their jersey to signify the number of playoff rounds they've been in since 1998.
9 hours, 21 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
9 hours, 27 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
Capitals jersey has a nice mix of blue and red and makes me think what Smurfette's period would look like.
10 hours, 17 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
You guys will enjoy this:
Claude Julien on Joe Morrow - who left the ice early in yesterday's practice : "I just got tired of looking at him."
10 hours, 32 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
@Lionel Hutz @PezDOY I'll watch it tomorrow. Tonight is PS4444444444
11 hours, 6 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
@JenBroflovski Total Recall did it first.
11 hours, 14 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
@Hoss Yeah he's not very big but he was handling the puck nicely out there. Scored 49 goals (46 goals?) in the Q last year. For 20 years old, he looked pretty good. Definitely needs to hit the gym.
11 hours, 31 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
11 hours, 36 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
@M D H I thought JS Dea looked pretty good.
11 hours, 37 minutes ago on Preseason 1 – Red Wings at Pens
@JenBroflovski @PezDOY My mind is blown. Bruins STH have to pay full price for preseason games.
1 day, 6 hours ago on P1. Detroit Red Wings at Pittsburgh Penguins. IT BEGINS.
@JenBroflovski @PezDOY http://i.imgur.com/dMzGHj8.gif
@JenBroflovski they don't? Must be nice to have an ownership that doesn't fuck you in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give you a reach around.
@Lionel Hutz @PezDOY http://i.imgur.com/geLkf0o.gif
1 day, 7 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 24
I just wrote out a parody of "Do you want to build a snowman" called "Do you want to eat a salad" and it is David Krejci singing it to Milan Lucic.
The fuck is wrong with me.
@bgw @PezDOY fixed
@JenBroflovski @PezDOY @Hoss as opposed to...
1 day, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 24
@M D H dem turkey legs doe.
@Hoss No, whoever has the most PIMS wins that category. Makes the scrubs somewhat meaningful.
@Hoss Forwards: Goals, Assists, +/-, PIMs, PPP, SHG, SOGGoalies: Wins, GAA, SO, SV%
1 day, 9 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 24
@Hoss I can email you the DOY 20 team league scoring.
@Lionel Hutz @PezDOY http://i.imgur.com/v65762e.jpg
@bgw @JenBroflovski @PezDOY
@JenBroflovski hey, someone needs to play vagina garbage man.
@Lionel Hutz @Kinguin @PezDOY I'll turn ur brain to mash u fukin mook u limey fukin fog-breather
@Hoss Yeah I will but not at launch.
@Lionel Hutz @Hoss u fukin wot hutz?
@Apples @Torpedo_Vegas How long did that part take you? That's what seems like to take forever.
@Apples @PezDOY @Torpedo_Vegas I have like 15K just sitting there.
@Torpedo_Vegas no, spread just means 25 more kills than death - not K/D ratio.
So I can go like 12 and 2, then 10 and 3 etc and it adds up.
@Apples @PezDOY @Torpedo_Vegas I have do to 5 strikes without dying. Have a 25 K/D spread in the CrucibleDo a weekly strikes challengeThen buy 50 of something from the gunsmith
I'll get dis:
@Apples @Torpedo_Vegas Right. The weapon and armor upgrades carry over to the crucible too.
@NHD 5.55 http://i.imgur.com/lXXNdL6.gif
@Torpedo_Vegas I got an exotic weapons bounty Saturday night. I can't wait to start banging that shit out soon.
@Apples @PezDOY @Lionel Hutz http://i.imgur.com/MKNAvlZ.gif
@Lionel Hutz @PezDOY Jon from DOY is mailing my Flashpoint. I told him I'll just torrent it though.
@Lionel Hutz @PezDOY I want to see Flashpoint Paradox and JL: War.
@bgw @PezDOY @Lionel Hutz Gonna watch Flash too?
@bgw @Lionel Hutz @PezDOY I love the Injustice comics. Finished Year 2.
1 day, 10 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 24
@Lionel Hutz @PezDOY @bgw Batman Year 0.0-0.9 ha
@bgw @PezDOY Bruce Wayne from when is parents were killed to before he dons the cowl.
Gotham starts tonight. Potential trainwreck.
@Lionel Hutz @PezDOY hutz pls