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The bitter tears of david price. Theyre delicious
1 year, 5 months ago on Can the Red Sox Close Out the ALDS Tonight?
@Richinthegarage since when would i be the clean version?
1 year, 6 months ago on Red Sox Currently Kicking the Asses of Septembers Past
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1239840_10201449014603881_1188916357_n.jpg92 wins, as predicted, motherfuckers. and denton: the link is www.tinyurl.com/cupidwalkFUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES
Welcome to "Denton's Money Elimination Day"
@weaver53 no...i have a party at my house
1 year, 6 months ago on The Probability of Clinching the East on “Dollar Beard Night”
@weaver53 i have a 5 foot vinyl banner you can borrow
@weaver53 @KTMFF your windshield shouldnt have gotten in the way of that goat's sheer awesomeness
@Ted @KTMFF @alexis_b82 @Sox on the Beach read that as "AL". like roker.
because goats are fucking awesome.
Runs and beer. and goats.
@alexis_b82 @Ted @KTMFF @Sox on the Beach ill never have dead speed (at least i know why now though. didnt at the time). but i could beat ted at hoops while playing on my knees
@HolyRedSoxBatman youre a real "up with people" kind of guy. i get that sense about you
@Sox on the Beach have you ever seena really grizzled piece of steak? looks just like ted
@alexis_b82 @HolyRedSoxBatman That actually pisses me off a little bit
i cant believe this hasnt been done. man, me and BB dont come here much, and shit goes sideways....<b>FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES</B>
@HolyRedSoxBatman ben affleck. ben affleck can play anything. if they made JAWS 5, he could be the fucking shark
@English Sox Fan @GarrettCRW @alexis_b82 "sleep less, more guinni"/fixed
@alexis_b82 @KTMFF @Sox on the Beach if you say it 3 times, i appear at your house. in front of your fridge
@Sox on the Beach it's all going to the Jimmy Fund, as per our bet. but he can throw in some Guinni if he so chooses
I just want the sox to win their 92nd game on Tuesday when im there. ill be the guy holding the sign that says: "denton: fuck you, pay me"
@sawxfan28 "To say that Lackey had a "bad attitude" could be the most ridiculous comment of the entire post "You're right. He doesnt have a bad attitude. he is an all-round great guy. I mean, besides his part in the 2011 collapse. or yelling at his infielders, and blaming them for his pitching woes, like a texas-sized aceves. Or his attitude in the clubhouse with the chicken and beer crew. or, you know, cheating on me and divorcing me while I went through chemo treatments...that doesnt mean anything. Im sure than other than that, he's a great guy. sincerely- krista clark
1 year, 11 months ago on You Know Things Are Going Right When…
They should have made aceves pitch all 9 innings, let the bullpen have the day off. Forget about pitch counts - 150 pitches, 200 piches...whatever. dusty baker his fucking ass (and i mean that in the kerry woods/mark prior career trajectory sense of the word). Make him pitch all 9, then DL his ass, then DFA his ass. Then han solo his ass so he cant come back and hunt us down
1 year, 11 months ago on The Art of Taking Two
@131774 @BB.13 well, steveie wonder hasnt seen them in the same room at the same time
@Richinthegarage @KTMFF That's gonna merit a beating. Youre gonna be limping down the aisle, motherfucker
1 year, 11 months ago on Hips Don’t Lie
Im on board with calling Napoli "The Real Napster". Mostly because i like seth green
@YDDE @KTMFF @Madraider @BB.13 no, but i think iglesias just cant hit AAA hitting, what will he do in the majors? you have to expect at least 250 for a hitter. iglesias...cant do that in most probability. utility guy? maybe. but he wont have much of a career in the majors. he just didnt have enough to make the jump for a full time job with THIS team
2 years, 7 months ago on Flame On! Red Sox Declare Fire Sale. Maybe.
@Madraider @KTMFF @BB.13 @YDDE what im saying is that it can be taught
@Madraider @KTMFF @BB.13 @YDDE yes, because agon has been a aparagion of patience this year. the whole team has gone away from taking pitches. plus, when you are as hot as he is - swing the fuck away.
@BB.13 @KTMFF @YDDE same here, but do you put him at short? (plus, he's not young anymore). boot aviles? (i think we can give up on jose iglesias at this point. he makes punto look like trout)
@English Sox Fan i wont argue you are wrong (BRNG BACK DR ANDREW! and papa jack). but the legnth of his injury time, both 2 years ago and this year...speaks to a cetain bit of softness i dont care for
@BB.13 @KTMFF @YDDE he WAS a dirt dog. he has turned into a sniveling bitch who blames everyone for his hitting whoes besides himself. also: already peaked. we have seen his best. you dont pay for past pefornce. plus: hello ciraco
@Corky id actually be happy to get nothing in return. absolutely worth it
but ells will be seeking a deal worth 8 years at 19 million. sox will argue injury history, and would want a 5 year/15 per kind of deal. it's doable though
@YDDE im all about trading pedroia. he has peaked as a hitter. and he isnt a leader, or at least not in a non-mutinous way
and no, it isnt about freeing up money. there is nothing on the market to free it up for. though ortiz will get a 2 year deal, with an option for a 3rd, probably club option. and you might see an effort to sign ells long-term
@Madraider @KTMFF entitled fuckign idiots. ala yankee fans
@Madraider @KTMFF then the fan base is a bunch of fucking idiots
@Corky @Madraider no, he isnt, he will want a 7-8 deal worth 25 million each year.
@Madraider you are missing the point of the trade
@kfish it isnt money being moved to sign ANYONE. we arent going after josh hamilton, we arent going after grienke, we are not giving out long term deals. the whole purpoise of this trade - which, if we get anything back is a plus - is to go back to theo-ball, which epstein himself he got the fuck away from with the CC and agon deals. this is a good thing.
@YDDE cant sign bad contracts if their aint shit on the market. also: the whole reason they are doing this trade - and make no mistake, if they had to take nothing back to get rid of the contracts, they would - is to get rid of bad long term contracts. they are going back to theo-theory, which epstein himself got away from. this is like a forst fire: burn the fucker down to promote better growth. i could a fuck if we get anything in return.
also: while i like Crawford...he isnt worth 20 million a year. not even close
i dont care if we get anything back, as long as the dodgers eat the salary. we get rid of two contracts that even theo said were mistakes on his part (CC and agon). and we get rid of beckett, the third largest per year contract on the books.
i fixed that video to make it more accurate (see above)
2 years, 8 months ago on Red Sox Win, Batman Rocks, “Smell the Glove” Turns Eight Years Old
speaking of arod: oh, arod....lol https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4046049386200
We could always bring Heidi back for Project Cupid
2 years, 9 months ago on Heidi Watney: Back In Our Lives
"Assaultamachia, The Large father and Cody Ross"; alternatively: The Papi, The Salt, and the Holy Ross
2 years, 9 months ago on The Wild, The Innocent and the Lansdowne Street Shuffle
i dont think this year's problem are in any way similar to last year's problem.
2 years, 10 months ago on Sweep The Leg
not for nothing, and apart from the subject: Matt "hey hey hey" Albers, Red Sox Cy Young