Chris in LA
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Hey, WTF? A *triple* now?
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Stephen Drew II: The Return of Uncle Dirt
Fuck, you mean we have to play those piss ant Orioles again this season? What happened to those planned UN sanctions?
7 months, 1 week ago on My Bold Prediction for the Red Sox-Orioles Series
WHAT'S UP PLAYAS??? Happy baseball 2014!
7 months, 3 weeks ago on How to Solve That Crimea Problem, Red Sox Style
Hopefully Ortiz had time to take care of that whole Crimea thing while he was passing through down there.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Just Chilling at the White House
Tito should have won it in 2010 when half the team was in the hospital and somehow he managed (see what I did there, "managed") to piece together lineups that kept the Sox in contention until the last few days of the season.
1 year ago on Francona Wins AL Manager of the Year, Farrell Too Drunk on Winning to Notice
Isn't there a little known codicil to the Boston city charter that states if the Mayor is ever unable to discharge the duties of his office absolute rule of the city is transferred to the current Designated Hitter of the Boston Red Sox? David Ortiz stands a heartbeat away from being able to change the city's name from "Boston" to "Funky Town".
1 year ago on Will The Awesomeness Have No End?
I do a long commute to/from work and I get the MLB network on the satellite radio. I've been listening to that for relief. I don't know WTF they can talk about 24 hours a day for the next five months, but I'm going to find out. I expect endless discussions of possible off season trades. I predict by the start of spring training I'll be a walking encyclopedia of the Houston Astros farm club prospects.
1 year ago on What’s Your Winter Escape?
One of the best things about winning the Series? Winning puts for about 72 hours the "oh fuck no more baseball til next spring" empty feeling in the pit of the stomach.
1 year ago on The Boston Red Sox Are World Series Champs, John Lackey is a Badass Mothereffer
Come to the parade John Lackey, all is forgiven.
@Sox in the Desert So wonderful. Got my daughter with me.
1 year ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind
Boys and girls, I have a fun idea. Let's win the World Series.
Balk was probably caused by the pitcher crapping himself mid delivery.
@VJ in Stuttgart @hannah82 @StacyB My son is at Worcester Polytech. He's standing somewhere outside of Fenway.
@urn-ie @Red Touche.
@VJ in Stuttgart I like how umps truly love the game.
I want every remaining Red Sox pitcher up in the bullpen right now.
@VJ in Stuttgart VJ been meaning to ask you all season, is that a picture of you?
@English Sox Fan Do NOT even think that.
@Sox in the Desert @Chris in LA Deciding game of the World Series, fuck what the starting pitcher wants.
Fuck. Should have pulled him.
One more strike.
@hannah82 Pay your electric bill?
@SoxFaninMD 24 Cardinal outs I think.
@alexis_b82 Wearing my rookie season Ellsbury shirt. I'm saving the Yaz shirt for Game 7.
Let's motherfucking do this.
My favorite World Series stat -- after five games David Ortiz has swung at and missed exactly two pitches.
1 year ago on The 2013 Red Sox: On the Edge of Glory
@bknelsen We will be over at your house at the start of the 7th inning, with a rhino dart gun, just to make sure.
Quittin' time in California. Off for the killer commute. Catch you folks later.
1 year ago on World Series Game Five: Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Beards of War!
Play motherfucking ball!
Here's my prediction on how tonight's game will end...
Sox ahead by one run in the bottom of the ninth. Two outs, Cardinals have a man on first. Cardinal batter hits a home run, which gives Saint Louis a dramatic walk off win of game five. BUT the lead runner trips and falls rounding third, the batter accidentally passes the runner and is called out for overtaking. Sox win.
After the endings of previous two games, anyone want to put money down against me?
1 year ago on Ortiz Rallies the Troops, Gomes Goes Yard, Sox Win Game Four
Listening whilst doing a long-ass Southern California drive. GOSOX!!!
1 year ago on Game One, Game On
Play fucking ball already.
1 year ago on Next Stop: World Series
1 year, 1 month ago on The Red Sox’ Five Keys to Winning Game Six (Sober or Otherwise)
@Richinthegarage @Chris in LA @alexis_b82 They ain't my boys.
@alexis_b82 Welcome back!
@HolyRedSoxBatman I guess Farrell is hoping against hope that the ball just grazed the pole.
@GarrettCRW So's McCarver, astonishingly.
@English Sox Fan I hope that comment was directed at the TV.
The beard Ellsbury grew this season could have been accomplished by Youklis during the National Anthem.
@Red STAY CALM!!! ALL IS WELL!!!!!
1 year, 1 month ago on ALCS Game Three: Reborn Red Sox vs. The Legend of Verlander