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Hey, WTF? A *triple* now?

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Stephen Drew II: The Return of Uncle Dirt

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Fuck, you mean we have to play those piss ant Orioles again this season? What happened to those planned UN sanctions?

6 months ago on My Bold Prediction for the Red Sox-Orioles Series

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WHAT'S UP PLAYAS??? Happy baseball 2014!

6 months, 3 weeks ago on How to Solve That Crimea Problem, Red Sox Style

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Hopefully Ortiz had time to take care of that whole Crimea thing while he was passing through down there.

6 months, 3 weeks ago on Just Chilling at the White House

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Tito should have won it in 2010 when half the team was in the hospital and somehow he managed (see what I did there, "managed") to piece together lineups that kept the Sox in contention until the last few days of the season.

11 months, 1 week ago on Francona Wins AL Manager of the Year, Farrell Too Drunk on Winning to Notice

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Isn't there a little known codicil to the Boston city charter that states if the Mayor is ever unable to discharge the duties of his office absolute rule of the city is transferred to the current Designated Hitter of the Boston Red Sox? David Ortiz stands a heartbeat away from being able to change the city's name from "Boston" to "Funky Town".

11 months, 2 weeks ago on Will The Awesomeness Have No End?

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I do a long commute to/from work and I get the MLB network on the satellite radio. I've been listening to that for relief. I don't know WTF they can talk about 24 hours a day for the next five months, but I'm going to find out. I expect endless discussions of possible off season trades. I predict by the start of spring training I'll be a walking encyclopedia of the Houston Astros farm club prospects.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on What’s Your Winter Escape?

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One of the best things about winning the Series? Winning puts for about 72 hours the "oh fuck no more baseball til next spring" empty feeling in the pit of the stomach.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on The Boston Red Sox Are World Series Champs, John Lackey is a Badass Mothereffer

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Come to the parade John Lackey, all is forgiven.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on The Boston Red Sox Are World Series Champs, John Lackey is a Badass Mothereffer

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@Sox in the Desert So wonderful. Got my daughter with me.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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Boys and girls, I have a fun idea. Let's win the World Series.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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Balk was probably caused by the pitcher crapping himself mid delivery.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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@VJ in Stuttgart @hannah82 @StacyB My son is at Worcester Polytech. He's standing somewhere outside of Fenway.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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@VJ in Stuttgart I like how umps truly love the game.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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I want every remaining Red Sox pitcher up in the bullpen right now.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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@VJ in Stuttgart VJ been meaning to ask you all season, is that a picture of you?

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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@English Sox Fan Do NOT even think that.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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@Sox in the Desert @Chris in LA Deciding game of the World Series, fuck what the starting pitcher wants.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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Fuck. Should have pulled him.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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One more strike.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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THUMPAGE!!!

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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@hannah82 Pay your electric bill?

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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@SoxFaninMD 24 Cardinal outs I think.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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@alexis_b82 Wearing my rookie season Ellsbury shirt. I'm saving the Yaz shirt for Game 7.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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Let's motherfucking do this.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind

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My favorite World Series stat -- after five games David Ortiz has swung at and missed exactly two pitches.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on The 2013 Red Sox: On the Edge of Glory

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@bknelsen We will be over at your house at the start of the 7th inning, with a rhino dart gun, just to make sure.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on The 2013 Red Sox: On the Edge of Glory

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Quittin' time in California. Off for the killer commute. Catch you folks later.


11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Five: Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Beards of War!

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Play motherfucking ball!

11 months, 3 weeks ago on World Series Game Five: Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Beards of War!

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Here's my prediction on how tonight's game will end...


Sox ahead by one run in the bottom of the ninth. Two outs, Cardinals have a man on first. Cardinal batter hits a home run, which gives Saint Louis a dramatic walk off win of game five. BUT the lead runner trips and falls rounding third, the batter accidentally passes the runner and is called out for overtaking. Sox win.

After the endings of previous two games, anyone want to put money down against me? 

11 months, 3 weeks ago on Ortiz Rallies the Troops, Gomes Goes Yard, Sox Win Game Four

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Listening whilst doing a long-ass Southern California drive. GOSOX!!!

12 months ago on Game One, Game On

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Play fucking ball already.

12 months ago on Next Stop: World Series

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@HolyRedSoxBatman I guess Farrell is hoping against hope that the ball just grazed the pole.

1 year ago on The Red Sox’ Five Keys to Winning Game Six (Sober or Otherwise)

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@English Sox Fan I hope that comment was directed at the TV.

1 year ago on The Red Sox’ Five Keys to Winning Game Six (Sober or Otherwise)

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The beard Ellsbury grew this season could have been accomplished by Youklis during the National Anthem.

1 year ago on The Red Sox’ Five Keys to Winning Game Six (Sober or Otherwise)

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@Red STAY CALM!!!  ALL IS WELL!!!!!

1 year ago on ALCS Game Three: Reborn Red Sox vs. The Legend of Verlander

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