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Red, if you wouldn't mind, I think Pabs could do with some of that reversehoodoojedimindtrickmagicalthinkingpalaver too, ta.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Waltzes with Ortiz, Lays Waste to Philadelphia
2 weeks, 5 days ago on These Are Better Days (Opening Day 2015 and How We Got Here)
I'm wondering what Nomar got Lou Merloni for his birthday.
Your maths is woeful.
What I'm drinking:
@VJ in Stuttgart Yay, Vinnie. Sorry to miss you in London.
@Sox on the Beach @Tom Miles And I hate Interleague.
@Sox on the Beach @Tom Miles Not when I was twelve. Big, prematurely hairy hands, you see.
Clay can hit a bit, right?
Also, Pedie on pace for 600HR this year.
Haloscan sucks ass.
Thanks, Red, for everything. Chin up.
1 year, 6 months ago on Game One, Game On
The Vermont runner is obviously doing something great. But he is also slower than Denton.
2 years ago on The Power of Positive Vibes
@Red It's staggering how different this feels from last year. Except that you're still drunk.
2 years ago on Smashing Beers and Expectations
Thank you Rays, for your unwonted impatience. Really, thx.
I think that unravelled exactly as Nostrathomas predicted, no?
2 years ago on Three the Hard Way
@alexis_b82 @Tom Miles It was magnificent, wasn't it? Not quite Block standard though, obvs.
Stop. Nava time.
Solo ding wins it right here, folks. Nostrathomas has spoken.
Hanrahanrananrahan looks doughy and vulnerable to me. Closers need to be either INTENSE or IMPASSIVE, n'est-ce pas?
@Sox on the Beach Ha! And that comment ISN'T 'malformed'? Worst software ever. (Not that the original sentiment isn't heartfelt, obvs.)
2 years ago on Opening Day Mood: Ecstatic
@Sox on the Beach @Tom Miles I love you and want to do despicable things to you.
mlb.com coverage is cool. They just showed Don and Jerry's proleptic summary of the game (recorded into camera and presuming nothing untoward happens in the bottom of the ninth). x
Larvarnawhy is going to make me proud.
2 years, 8 months ago on Red Sox & Dodgers Set to Complete Tradezilla
Miles still hates livefyre.
2 years, 11 months ago on Unbreakable?
3 years ago on Commander Found, Ells Lost
Shit. Still, a very nice AB from Aviles.
DON'T FUCKING SWING.
@Jennie Nostrathomas is never wrong.
D-Mac's going to make me proud.
I have a minor man crush on Sweeney.
Papi says "Fuck you, Bieber!"
@hannah82 You're full of shit.
Also, sports hernia sounds like the name of a bad satirical website.
The SG hive mind would do a better job managing this team. Just him somewhere.
HIT HIM IN THE HEAD111
Was anyone else going "Don't swing, take the walk"?
Livefyre sucks donkey balls. Can we not get haloscan back? And Kyle Snyder. And Leskanic.
3 years ago on Hopes Turn to Clay
Padilla makes Jason Giambi seem well-groomed.
Wow, Lars really smacked the shit out of that ball. Aaron Bates is dead to me.
3 years, 1 month ago on I Heard You Missed Us We’re Back
I'm not sure I want to ride on a vehicle built by an old photo of a baseball player. Because it's not 1968 and I don't see Timothy Leary anywhere hereabouts. But I am sighing and getting over it. This position is not incompatible with wanting to slap John Lackey, however. He may be 6-4 since the ASB but his ERA in that period is around 9.00. Simply not good enough. He should retire or at the very least take a sabbatical and spend more time with his family.
3 years, 7 months ago on The Ellis Burks Glamour Shot Says Chill the F$%k Out, People, and Root Your Boys On to the Playoffs
But bad hair. Because Minnesota is stuck in the 1980's.
3 years, 8 months ago on Last Night’s NESN Pre-Game Show, If I Wrote the Script