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1 year, 4 months ago on Game One, Game On
The Vermont runner is obviously doing something great. But he is also slower than Denton.
1 year, 10 months ago on The Power of Positive Vibes
@Red It's staggering how different this feels from last year. Except that you're still drunk.
1 year, 10 months ago on Smashing Beers and Expectations
Thank you Rays, for your unwonted impatience. Really, thx.
I think that unravelled exactly as Nostrathomas predicted, no?
1 year, 10 months ago on Three the Hard Way
@alexis_b82 @Tom Miles It was magnificent, wasn't it? Not quite Block standard though, obvs.
Stop. Nava time.
Solo ding wins it right here, folks. Nostrathomas has spoken.
Hanrahanrananrahan looks doughy and vulnerable to me. Closers need to be either INTENSE or IMPASSIVE, n'est-ce pas?
@Sox on the Beach Ha! And that comment ISN'T 'malformed'? Worst software ever. (Not that the original sentiment isn't heartfelt, obvs.)
1 year, 11 months ago on Opening Day Mood: Ecstatic
@Sox on the Beach @Tom Miles I love you and want to do despicable things to you.
mlb.com coverage is cool. They just showed Don and Jerry's proleptic summary of the game (recorded into camera and presuming nothing untoward happens in the bottom of the ninth). x
Larvarnawhy is going to make me proud.
2 years, 6 months ago on Red Sox & Dodgers Set to Complete Tradezilla
Miles still hates livefyre.
2 years, 10 months ago on Unbreakable?
2 years, 10 months ago on Commander Found, Ells Lost
Shit. Still, a very nice AB from Aviles.
DON'T FUCKING SWING.
@Jennie Nostrathomas is never wrong.
D-Mac's going to make me proud.
I have a minor man crush on Sweeney.
Papi says "Fuck you, Bieber!"
@hannah82 You're full of shit.
Also, sports hernia sounds like the name of a bad satirical website.
The SG hive mind would do a better job managing this team. Just him somewhere.
HIT HIM IN THE HEAD111
Was anyone else going "Don't swing, take the walk"?
Livefyre sucks donkey balls. Can we not get haloscan back? And Kyle Snyder. And Leskanic.
2 years, 10 months ago on Hopes Turn to Clay
Padilla makes Jason Giambi seem well-groomed.
Wow, Lars really smacked the shit out of that ball. Aaron Bates is dead to me.
2 years, 12 months ago on I Heard You Missed Us We’re Back
I'm not sure I want to ride on a vehicle built by an old photo of a baseball player. Because it's not 1968 and I don't see Timothy Leary anywhere hereabouts. But I am sighing and getting over it. This position is not incompatible with wanting to slap John Lackey, however. He may be 6-4 since the ASB but his ERA in that period is around 9.00. Simply not good enough. He should retire or at the very least take a sabbatical and spend more time with his family.
3 years, 5 months ago on The Ellis Burks Glamour Shot Says Chill the F$%k Out, People, and Root Your Boys On to the Playoffs
But bad hair. Because Minnesota is stuck in the 1980's.
3 years, 6 months ago on Last Night’s NESN Pre-Game Show, If I Wrote the Script
@hayes Big hands, you know you're the one...
3 years, 6 months ago on Salvation Lies in the Hands of John Lackey. And Other Things That Scare The Crap Out of Me.
GIDP GIDP GIDP
@bjchit Really? It was a foot inside the batter's box. Nothing to see here, just McCarver bullshit.
I've seen the future and it works.
How's your ERA looking now, fat boy?
Oregon HR would be cool.
@Jennie Vindicated. A walk really is as good as a home run.
3 years, 8 months ago on Where Have All the Good Times Gone?
@Jennie Did Svcoots score?
Quick rundown of the scoring please. I was reading a bedtime story and missed it.
@English Sox Fan I remember arriving back from Edinburgh from the festival about fifteen years ago. Sunny and warm in Scotland, fabulous. Disembarked at King's Cross and nearly melted in the heat.