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1 year, 4 months ago on World Baseball: Classic
Day night double header. Day drink with Julien Tavarez day. Followed by get punched by Julien Tavarez night.
1 year, 11 months ago on Five Ways to Salvage the Red Sox’ 2012 Season
Is it me? Or is Crawford looking a little heavy?
2 years ago on Tune In, Turn On, Youk Out
Can we trade Crawford for Reddick?
2 years, 2 months ago on (.500) Days of Summer
If the Red Sox bring in Kevin Greg, I quit.
2 years, 3 months ago on The Surviving Grady Red Sox Podcast: Opening Day 2012!
In other news: Two Red Sox pitchers have epic thumb war.
2 years, 3 months ago on Josh Beckett Injures Thumb, Opening Door for a Bizarre Gardening Accident
Jenk's doing his best David Wells impression except for the pitching part.
2 years, 4 months ago on Busted!
Eight ball, high five!
2 years, 5 months ago on All Signs Point To A Bad Season For Beckett
You gotta love that Duquette gave up Heathcliff Slocumb for Tek and D Lowe.
2 years, 5 months ago on Glove Removal Machine
What's the deal with all the coverage of "Stolmy Pimental"? I don't know why I put his name in quotes, but it seemed like the right thing to do.
2 years, 5 months ago on Apparently, All That Caffeine Eventually Took Its Toll on Tito
Honestly I'm more worried how the departure of Tek is going to affect his game than I am about his gut. I can give Rich a call and have him tutor Beckett on gut accommodating mechanics, but there's no cure for a shitty catcher.
2 years, 5 months ago on Is The 2011 Debacle Really Over?
I just realized Erik Bedard is no longer on the team.
2 years, 6 months ago on No Jackson Action?
He's taking tips from Embree.
2 years, 6 months ago on Agent Manny Delcarmen Successfully Infiltrates Our Enemy’s Base of Operations in New York
God, I love you Wake.
2 years, 6 months ago on Quote of the Day | January
I get Tek, but Wake? WTF?
2 years, 6 months ago on Hot Stove Cool Music Flashback
@alexis_b82 This person sounds awful.
2 years, 10 months ago on The Surviving Grady Strategy for Surviving Today’s Must-Win Starts by Wakefield and Lackey
@Nikki in Denver@alexis_b82 "Mr. Mirabelli, we need you to catch Wakefield. There will be a nice commission in it for you."
Yes, yes he is.
Maybe some sort of kidnapping ransom blackmail type thing...
Is it possible we have a Black Sox situation here?
@StacyB@garces My liver couldn't take muc h more power outage.
2 years, 11 months ago on Help Us Strikeout Cancer
@Sox in the Desert@Madraider@SoxCrazy Swiss
@StacyB Got mine back this time last night
He fucking Roger Dorned that one.
Fucking Cervelli has been standing so close to the plate his knees are actually out of the batters box. Cock sucker.
I saw CC "Dom Deluise" Sabathia on IT a few weeks ago and he actually seemed like a pretty nice guy. I've hated myself since then for thinking that.
@SoxCrazy I think it, every time I see him on TV. Not so much in pictures though.
Am I the only one that thinks Remy looks like Mr. Miyagy?
@Tex19 I've been watching. Better than I expected.
3 years ago on The 2011 All Star Game Stream-Of-Consciousness Post
I think Beckett just didn't feel like pitching and didn't want to be a cock hole like The Yankees.
@SoxCrazy He openly mocked Joe Buck straight to his face! It was the greatest thing I've ever seen!
3 years ago on The All Star Game Reconsidered
I also like how there was a five second period where Weiters was like, "fuck this, I'm not getting in the middle of that."
3 years ago on Angry Birds!
I missed three innings of Red Sox baseball in the past 30 days and this was one of them. Fuck! If Papi had connected with that punch, I'm completely certain that Gregg would be dead.
@EthanUK @StacyB @Nomar Hamm More like the Angels revenge on us for all the loss we've dealt to them.
3 years ago on Time For Lackey To Go
@StacyB Please, that's what they said about cancer...
Heads up Matt!
@StacyB I like how Intentional talk does the segment, "baseball announcers filling time" and half the time it's Remy.
@BeardedInMD @English Sox Fan We can only hope.
@Tex19 subtract the third and fifth words and you're spot on.
@English Sox Fan That's the one!
I said a prayer for JL. Also, on the way to work this morning I saw a keebler truck that said, "A little elfin magic goes a long way." I agree.
@VJ in Stuttgart @NateZ So; on November 1st.
Got a kick out of this ^
3 years, 1 month ago on Philadelphia: Your Mysteries So Deep, Your Wonders So Vast
@English Sox Fan It really is beautiful. Especially if you get a view of the bridge, river and skyline all at once.
@Sharpie Well, it was a Red Sox Fan that forced himself to vomit on a father and his son. Oh wait....
Had a blast in Pittsburgh this past weekend and I'm heading to all three of the Sox / Phillies games this week. They're going to see just how obnoxious this Red Sox fan can be.
@Sox on the Beach Someone might notice the river of sweat pouring out of Hoyer's luggage.
3 years, 1 month ago on Open Letter to Boston-Area Bars and Restaurants
I'm beginning to have serious feelings for AGon. I'm very conflicted. They make me feel like I'm betraying some of my all time favorite Red Sox.
To all the ones who have held my heart before:
Sorry Mo Vaughn, Trot, Mueller, Pedro, Papi, Schill, The Guapo, Timlin, Valentin, Greenwell, Troy, Dauber, and the list goes on.... There's a new guy in town and he's stealing my heart. He's younger, his stick's bigger, he does more stuff with it, and he's here to stay.
I feel bad. I truly do. We had some great times. There was ups, downs, laughs, plenty of tears, fears, jeers and a little vomiting (in a good way). Almost too many times to count. I cherish them all, but I'm afraid I have to let you go. There's only so much love I can give and I think sweet Adrian is going to require a lot.
So, please, don't let this linger. Let's make it a clean break. It'll be hard; I know. There will be late nights, drunken texts, should I call? I think I should call. No, get a hold of yourself. You can't call.
But eventually, I'll realize I haven't thought about you for a whole day. Then two days, a week, a month. I'll get rid of your birthday cards. I'll delete the pictures. And then as quick as you came into my life, you'll be gone and we'll be better people for it.
I love you and Goodbye
3 years, 1 month ago on …and Be Sure to Check Jed Hoyer’s Luggage for a Chloroformed Adrian Gonzalez