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Day night double header. Day drink with Julien Tavarez day. Followed by get punched by Julien Tavarez night. 

2 years, 3 months ago on Five Ways to Salvage the Red Sox’ 2012 Season

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Is it me? Or is Crawford looking a little heavy?

2 years, 4 months ago on Tune In, Turn On, Youk Out

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Can we trade Crawford for Reddick?

2 years, 6 months ago on (.500) Days of Summer

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If the Red Sox bring in Kevin Greg, I quit. 

2 years, 7 months ago on The Surviving Grady Red Sox Podcast: Opening Day 2012!

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In other news: Two Red Sox pitchers have epic thumb war.

2 years, 7 months ago on Josh Beckett Injures Thumb, Opening Door for a Bizarre Gardening Accident

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Jenk's doing his best David Wells impression except for the pitching part. 

2 years, 8 months ago on Busted!

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Eight ball, high five!

2 years, 8 months ago on All Signs Point To A Bad Season For Beckett

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You gotta love that Duquette gave up Heathcliff Slocumb for Tek and D Lowe.

2 years, 8 months ago on Glove Removal Machine

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What's the deal with all the coverage of "Stolmy Pimental"? I don't know why I put his name in quotes, but it seemed like the right thing to do.

2 years, 9 months ago on Apparently, All That Caffeine Eventually Took Its Toll on Tito

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Honestly I'm more worried how the departure of Tek is going to affect his game than I am about his gut. I can give Rich a call and have him tutor Beckett on gut accommodating mechanics, but there's no cure for a shitty catcher.

2 years, 9 months ago on Is The 2011 Debacle Really Over?

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I just realized Erik Bedard is no longer on the team.

2 years, 9 months ago on No Jackson Action?

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God, I love you Wake.

2 years, 9 months ago on Quote of the Day | January

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@Nikki in Denver@alexis_b82 "Mr. Mirabelli, we need you to catch Wakefield. There will be a nice commission in it for you."

3 years, 2 months ago on The Surviving Grady Strategy for Surviving Today’s Must-Win Starts by Wakefield and Lackey

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Maybe some sort of kidnapping ransom blackmail type thing...

3 years, 2 months ago on The Surviving Grady Strategy for Surviving Today’s Must-Win Starts by Wakefield and Lackey

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Is it possible we have a Black Sox situation here?

3 years, 2 months ago on The Surviving Grady Strategy for Surviving Today’s Must-Win Starts by Wakefield and Lackey

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@StacyB@garces My liver couldn't take muc h more power outage.

3 years, 2 months ago on Help Us Strikeout Cancer

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@StacyB Got mine back this time last night

3 years, 2 months ago on Help Us Strikeout Cancer

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He fucking Roger Dorned that one.

3 years, 2 months ago on Help Us Strikeout Cancer

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Fucking Cervelli has been standing so close to the plate his knees are actually out of the batters box. Cock sucker.

3 years, 2 months ago on Help Us Strikeout Cancer

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I saw CC "Dom Deluise" Sabathia on IT a few weeks ago and he actually seemed like a pretty nice guy. I've hated myself since then for thinking that.

3 years, 2 months ago on Help Us Strikeout Cancer

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@SoxCrazy I think it, every time I see him on TV. Not so much in pictures though.

3 years, 2 months ago on Help Us Strikeout Cancer

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Am I the only one that thinks Remy looks like Mr. Miyagy?

3 years, 2 months ago on Help Us Strikeout Cancer

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@Tex19 I've been watching. Better than I expected.

3 years, 4 months ago on The 2011 All Star Game Stream-Of-Consciousness Post

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I think Beckett just didn't feel like pitching and didn't want to be a cock hole like The Yankees.

3 years, 4 months ago on The 2011 All Star Game Stream-Of-Consciousness Post

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@SoxCrazy He openly mocked Joe Buck straight to his face! It was the greatest thing I've ever seen!

3 years, 4 months ago on The All Star Game Reconsidered

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I also like how there was a five second period where Weiters was like, "fuck this, I'm not getting in the middle of that."

3 years, 4 months ago on Angry Birds!

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I missed three innings of Red Sox baseball in the past 30 days and this was one of them. Fuck! If Papi had connected with that punch, I'm completely certain that Gregg would be dead.

3 years, 4 months ago on Angry Birds!

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@EthanUK @StacyB @Nomar Hamm More like the Angels revenge on us for all the loss we've dealt to them.

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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@StacyB Please, that's what they said about cancer...

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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Heads up Matt!

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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@StacyB I like how Intentional talk does the segment, "baseball announcers filling time" and half the time it's Remy.

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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@BeardedInMD @English Sox Fan We can only hope.

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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@Tex19 subtract the third and fifth words and you're spot on.

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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@English Sox Fan That's the one!

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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I said a prayer for JL. Also, on the way to work this morning I saw a keebler truck that said, "A little elfin magic goes a long way." I agree.

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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@VJ in Stuttgart @NateZ So; on November 1st.

3 years, 4 months ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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Got a kick out of this ^

3 years, 4 months ago on Philadelphia: Your Mysteries So Deep, Your Wonders So Vast

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@English Sox Fan It really is beautiful. Especially if you get a view of the bridge, river and skyline all at once.

3 years, 4 months ago on Philadelphia: Your Mysteries So Deep, Your Wonders So Vast

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@Sharpie Well, it was a Red Sox Fan that forced himself to vomit on a father and his son. Oh wait....

3 years, 4 months ago on Philadelphia: Your Mysteries So Deep, Your Wonders So Vast

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Had a blast in Pittsburgh this past weekend and I'm heading to all three of the Sox / Phillies games this week. They're going to see just how obnoxious this Red Sox fan can be.

3 years, 4 months ago on Philadelphia: Your Mysteries So Deep, Your Wonders So Vast

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@Sox on the Beach Someone might notice the river of sweat pouring out of Hoyer's luggage.

3 years, 5 months ago on Open Letter to Boston-Area Bars and Restaurants

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I'm beginning to have serious feelings for AGon. I'm very conflicted. They make me feel like I'm betraying some of my all time favorite Red Sox.

To all the ones who have held my heart before:

Sorry Mo Vaughn, Trot, Mueller, Pedro, Papi, Schill, The Guapo, Timlin, Valentin, Greenwell, Troy, Dauber, and the list goes on.... There's a new guy in town and he's stealing my heart. He's younger, his stick's bigger, he does more stuff with it, and he's here to stay.

I feel bad. I truly do. We had some great times. There was ups, downs, laughs, plenty of tears, fears, jeers and a little vomiting (in a good way). Almost too many times to count. I cherish them all, but I'm afraid I have to let you go. There's only so much love I can give and I think sweet Adrian is going to require a lot.

So, please, don't let this linger. Let's make it a clean break. It'll be hard; I know. There will be late nights, drunken texts, should I call? I think I should call. No, get a hold of yourself. You can't call.

But eventually, I'll realize I haven't thought about you for a whole day. Then two days, a week, a month. I'll get rid of your birthday cards. I'll delete the pictures. And then as quick as you came into my life, you'll be gone and we'll be better people for it.

I love you and Goodbye

swak,

Garce's Nutrionist

3 years, 5 months ago on …and Be Sure to Check Jed Hoyer’s Luggage for a Chloroformed Adrian Gonzalez

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