I Bleed Purple
Let's not forget about the former Cheesebillies tight end Mark Chmura who was charged with third-degree sexual assault for allegedly having sex with his 17-year-old baby sitter. Of course, it was third-degree sexual assault, because in Green Bay, the age of consent is something like 13 (12 if it's with a family member).
9 months, 3 weeks ago on History Lesson: Packers Drug Addict Kicker Wins Game in OT
Yet another Great display of coaching and Offensive Line play!!
10 months ago on PJD's Game Thread: Vikings vs. Cowboys
Great fucking defense!!
Now that's the O-Line, Ponder and Coach playcalling we are used to! #TankingforTeddy!!!!
There goes Musgotothegrave with a designed Ponder rollout to the left.....DUMB FUCK!
The sad thing is Ponder & the O-line looked halfway competant on that drive :(
11 months, 4 weeks ago on PJD's Game Thread: Vikings vs. Lions Season Kick-Puncher-Off!
On an up note...at least he does make the tackle...eventually after the completion goes for 10 yards+!
1 year ago on PJD's Game Thread: Vikings vs. 49ers Prime Time Tease
And hopefully my "Pondering Thoughts of the Game" :)
Apparently my browsers of Comodo Dragon & Comodo Ice Dragon, which used to work on here fine, now has me just about as confused as Ponder and the O-Line facing a defense! But alas...after about a month, I went back (only for this site of course) to Explorer and Wah Lah!! I can sign in again!
Hello Boyz.....I'm Baaaack!!!
Wow another Penn St linebacker...an inside one..and white to boot!
1 year, 4 months ago on NFL Draft 2013 Open Thread: Day Three Grand Finale
@PJD yeah I am beginning to believe Childo is back and changing our draft cards undercover!
A Punter??? What the Fuck?? Guess Kluwe's tour is over. Squealman just went from brilliant to butt fuck like real quick!
Dammit all...the Ass Clown team is the Jag Rags &$@!
There's a report out that the Pukers are actively shopping ILB Bishop...hmmm
I was just thinking Denard Robinson would be an interesting pick for the Vikes but I'm sure some ass clown team will take him right before we have an opportunity.
For what it's worth, ESPN gave the Vikings an A+ for Floyd, and an A for both Rhodes & Patterson.
1 year, 4 months ago on NFL Draft 2013 Open Thread: Hot Prime Time Day One Action!
@PJD and no Teo! So are we gonna sign Urlacher? Or Dansby?
Hell Fucking YEAH
At least the Vikings fucked up the NFLs plans LOL
@PJD they always do
@PJD @patmycan yeah could feature a fake girlfriend post each week!
@PJD they just reported we are searching to trade 3 picks to move back up to get Teo
God dammit trying to trade a 2nd, 3rd and 4th for Teo? FUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOO!!!
@patmycan @Hammy1724 when did that happen? Last I heard, Squealman said he is a QB and NOT a WR no way, no how
@Hammy1724 if they do, they better switch Spider Webb to WR
Did anyone see the toothless Cheesebilly screaming Yeth! Yeth! On the fudge packers pick? LMAO
Please a WR not Teo
amirite? Kleinsausage is sitting there on the left ? If so, nice to see him still being a part of Viking functions. Is he a coach now??
1 year, 5 months ago on A Challenger Appears: Kyle Rudolph's Ice Auger Celebration Has Potential
FUCK YEAAAAAAA DIRTY HARRY!!!!
1 year, 8 months ago on Game Thread: Bears vs. Vikings Once Again!
I reitterate Musgrave = Moron!
Musgrave shows flashes of brilliance, then explosions of fuckin' stupidity!!
Thank you Purple Jesus!!!
1 year, 9 months ago on Game Thread: Lions vs. Vikings Part Deux
It's bad enough we shoot ourselves in the foot but the fucking refs shoot us in the other by not calling defensive holding!!
The Wright Stuff!!
I see the Lions have the "T-Rex" package in!
I have 1 suggestion that should be rather reasonable.... Live Jumbo Screen, Naked Silhouette Dancing. Featuring none other than.....CHERYL K.!!!
1 year, 10 months ago on Wider Seats, More Nachos: Vikings Fans Stadium Requests
Well Ladies, I will have to post comments on here after the game as it's not on local TV here in Michigan so I have to go to a bar that has NFL ticket! At least I can say BIG SCREEN! Ciao!!!
1 year, 10 months ago on Game Thread: Cardinals vs. Vikings Hunting Season
Whitest teeth I ever came across!!
1 year, 10 months ago on Christian Ponder: Still (Likely) Has the Hottest Girlfriend in the NFC North
PONDERing thoughts by the 4 Norsemen....
I'm in dismay and disbelief still...I too was wondering what the hell happened to the defense. I couldn't believe my eyes seeing a Denny Green prevent defense when we got up 9-0. Seriously you Fucktards??? You don't stop a good thing when you got it. I mean at least put a QB spy or 2 if you are gonna play a loose zone for Christ sakes!! With the lack of speedy receivers we could've played man-to-man and keep the LBs in the middle!! ....I cry for replacement refs, I haven't seen anything really much better than they were, yes RGIII is Joe "Spiderman" Webb fast but if not for 2 blatant near takedown holds (like a fat girl fighting an anorexic for a hotdog...I don't know what the fuck that means) RGIII would've got 6 or 7 yards!!! And the Henderson call was complete BullSHIT!!.......Was Musgrave on a leisure vacation in the Bahamas for the 2nd, 3rd, and part of the 4th qtrs? At least he could've got a god damn tan...Ghost Man!!!...............Was Kalil on the bench?? Did Loadholt host a glutton lunch party for Charlie & Fusco ?? Purple Jesus you run like a battering ram but you blocked like a cheap wet papertowel on Sunday..What's up my Lord?? Ponder, Ponder PONDER...*sigh* ponder!!!..........NO MERCY PERCY...'nuff said........
1 year, 10 months ago on PJD's Game Six Recap: Defeat with a Capitol "D"
Why??? Why couldn't we have a miracle??? Why couldn't Musgrave implement that kind of offense in the 2nd & 3rd qtrs??? Why couldn't AP go apeshit with revenge on their defense for 500+ yds and 6 TDs???? 3 FGs that shouldve been TDs = 12 pts and that was the difference!!! WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? Does this happen to us?????????? I need my Burnett's, and to breast feed and be masturbated and go to bed!!!!
1 year, 10 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Redskins Civil War Game
2 Fuckin uncalled big time holds too!!
That calls for a big FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!