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I'm not going to blame this loss on me, but maybe I shouldn't be posting here during games. Yikes.
4 months ago on Now The Baseball Gods Are Just Screwing With Us
Don and Jerry are high, right?
@English Sox Fan @Ben (02144) and I just, literally, LOLd at the Oatmeal link you posted so, well done.
@English Sox Fan @Ben (02144) The original! Seriously, I'm the one who just friend-requested you, which was overdue. My feed is all dog pictures and food, btw. I'm not even sorry about that.
@English Sox Fan though not really - I freely confess my world has been consumed with WC futbol far more than Sox.
@English Sox Fan We are here! We are here! We are here!
Is John Kruk drunk? Because that would both explain a lot and be awesome.
4 months ago on Last Night’s Red Sox Loss, as Told Through My Tweets
Been busy all night and I happened to turn the TV on at the top of the ninth. I feel like it was kismet.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on “Why Can’t I Quit You, 2014 Red Sox?”
Just swinging by to say: "Fuck you, Joba!"
5 months, 2 weeks ago on What Could Have Been
So, this has improved.
@VJ in Stuttgart also, I want a mint julep now.
6 months ago on So, Mike Napoli, Who’s Gonna be the Hero of Today’s Red Sox Game?
@VJ in Stuttgart Wicked Strong wins the Derby?
@GarrettCRW @Ben (02144) Done and done.
@GarrettCRW it's gone from 3-1 to 3-4 since I opened a beer. I can not fight such an omen.
D.O.'s giggling always makes me laugh
Papi went yard?
@GarrettCRW @Ben (02144) Dammit.
@GarrettCRW @Ben (02144) Yes, the Sox will be getting scant attention from me for the next couple hours.
That was, indeed, some good hair-coloring talk, D.O.
6 months ago on Drinking to Forget: Sox Drop Two to Rays
The ghost of players past.
Ah, the Chronic
now _that_ is the way to break a HR drought.
@GarrettCRW @alexis_b82 I heard Alexis has been hoarding the runs.
@alexis_b82 @Ben (02144) @hannah82 and now I want a chicken parm sub. dammit.
@alexis_b82 @Ben (02144) @hannah82 Dougie's going deep tonight!
@hannah82 The power of Dougie compels you! The power of Dougie compels you! The power of Dougie compels you!
@hannah82 @GarrettCRW to his credit, that's a guy who has zero problem laughing at himself.
what's the rule about complaining about your team after they win the championship? 5 years? 2 years? 6 months?
That, of course, will take JBJ out for weeks.
Nice Crocs, Clay.
Hey, party people. /wsg
6 months, 1 week ago on Peavy Deals, Red Sox Hit and Everybody Wins
Oy, I go away for just a few minutes and the Jays are threatening.
Time to start flipping between games
@VJ in Stuttgart Shakey start (3-0 Jays), then a bunch of walks, then the Jays pitcher was pulled, then a grand slam followed by a solo shot and things really have been better since then.
Good things happened as soon as I tuned in.
6 months, 1 week ago on Summer Camp, Red Sox Style
cue Yakkity Sax
Just swinging by to say "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GTFO"
@GarrettCRW Ryan punching him the face covers it
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Springtime for the Red Sox in Chicago
@HorshamScouse Koki is funnier
Three. Thank Pod.
I've been remiss: two
"Even AJ can throw Flowers out". Thank you, White Sox fan.