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1 year, 5 months ago on World Series Game Six: All That You Can’t Leave Behind
@English Sox Fan Right back 'atcha, ESF!
DIRTY WATER!!!!!! RED SOX 2013 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!
@HokieSox This is the next best thing for me, with you guys. :-D
Water is getting pretty murky...
Buck, buck, buck, bu-caw!
3 outs baby!
LacKey! HUGE K!
Gomes! I love you.
HOOOOLLLLEEEEEEE CRAP, I EFFING LOVE VICTORINO!!!!!!
JOHN LACKEY + DAVID ROSS = NAILS!!!
@VJ in Stuttgart @mental4sox There we go, Get the K John!
Lackey is missing his spots, that's not like him this year.
6 out to go...
1 year, 6 months ago on World Series Game Five: Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Beards of War!
I'll take it, 3-1 Sox! Much better than 2-1!
Jacoby-Wan Kenobi, break it open!
Or a walk. I like those too!
@Tex19 Wainwright is dealing, but you're absolutely right. This could be his last frame... :-D
I just want a $9.5 million hit here...
Come on Papi, smash this chess match!
Dirty Water boys & girls!!!!
1 year, 6 months ago on World Series Game Four: Clay Buchholz and the Art of Subterfuge
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!?!?!
@New Lyndsay Only one guy, Craig. Positive vibes...one more out here.
Double Play Ball...
Well, at least Drew worked the count...
@Sox in the Desert Timlin, in the Sox bullpen, with the crossbow.
@Sox in the Desert @alexis_b82 My heart feels like I smoked a carton of cigarettes at once.
YES! Nice job Berry!
@alexis_b82 Like, 20 or so would be cool.
BIIIIIG OUT THERE!!!
Get the out Tazawa, get Holliday OUT!
Ugh, 2 runners on, Breslow is officially in the back-end of the bullpen. The only time I want to see him in there is if we have a 197-0 lead, and then for just one batter.
YOU HAD ONE JOB, BRESLOW!!!!
Glad you're safe Denton. This act of cowardice was outshone by the acts of good by those people helping the injured. Patton Oswalt nailed it, and what he said hearkens to what Ghandi once said,"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
2 years ago on 25.7
DIRTY WATER!!! W00T!
2 years ago on Day Game Man Defeats Night Game Man
@alexis_b82 I like walks too, so long as they touch home plate at the end.
W00T! Dirty Water!
2 years ago on Opening Day Mood: Ecstatic
@EthanUK I still agree with Red that he's a double agent, sticking his jockstrap in A-Fraud's face and keeping him on the DL. There's going to be a lot of "mystery ailments" to the MFY this year, I'll wager.
@Red @mental4sox @Tex19 You can always donate those to a country in Africa...somewhere out there, there's a kid in Ethiopia who thinks the Tampa Bay Rays won a World Series.
@alexis_b82 @Red But that's the whole "pride factor" of drinking so many beers in that shirt. :P
@Red @Tex19 I vote for an Elf shirt.
@SoxFaninMD I bet he can throw it closer to the strike zone than Morales...
2 years, 12 months ago on Unbreakable?
PEDEY!!!!! Morales owes you a 6-pack of cervesas!
The Red Sox bullpen crapped the bed so hard today, it spilled out the sides & broke the box frame.
3 years ago on Kiss This Thing Goodbye
@karinann @BeardedInMD ...crossed with a train wreck.
@English Sox Fan @BeardedInMD @Chris in LA As the umpire behind the plate.
@BeardedInMD Funny, like when your funny bone gets hit? 'Cuz that's how I'm thinking it will feel...heck, with the way they look after this game, the Orioles have a chance at passing us this year.