Gosh folks, it's been wonderful entertaining you with out any heckling
tonight. I'll be at the Chuckle Hut this weekend, so drop by & give
me some of that silent approval.
1 day, 11 hours ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?
I hope we can Rubby the Jays the wrong way tomorrow.
"Very impressive opposing pitcher because I like to go with a winner."
"These boys should be ticked off & you can go to Ace Tickets to get for something; maybe some insurance from W B Mason."
"That ball was down in the dirt; if you find yourself like that, don't forget Beth Israel has 7 emergency rooms all over the city. Get to one right away."
Gosh, it's almost as if Miller is a starter again.
"If you're feeling charitable like the Sox defense tonight, contact somebody to start an event."
"If you feel like dunkin your head in the toilet, don't forget to enroll in some donut website to be 1 in 1,000,000 who might win something of little value."
Sitdown stupid & take your hat with ya
"Don't forget to tune in to nesn.com like maybe you are right now."
The Hawaiian wasn't flyin'
"Them Toyotas run as quiet as a TC report."
"Forget this stupid game, which was your favorite band at Fenway that you were sober enough to remember? And do something with Amica & win some money."
"If you're missing this exciting action, subscribe to mlbtv."
Boy, those Jay fans sure enjoy those home team flyouts.
Yay Nava! Yay Bogie!
1 day, 12 hours ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?
"That last pitch was a curve & if you want to show off your curves this summer, check out the suits at Men's Wearhouse."
Well, that was shite.
Papi! - says it starts here!
2 days, 11 hours ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?
"Can we trade Drew for a bag of used baseballs?"
3 days, 12 hours ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Sie sind meine kleine kloss.
1 week, 4 days ago on Red Sox Beat Red Sox While Astros Just Happen to Be Nearby
Dirty Astro Watah!
@VJ in Stuttgart Red says - This year's #RedSox tenth player is the GIDP.
If Pedie was a smidge taller or faster
1 week, 5 days ago on Jake Peavy Starts for the Red Sox… For The Last Time?
Carp - Watah!
2 weeks ago on One Beard To Rule Them All
Way to go Jackie!
It's too bad KKKKKKKKKKrabby can't pitch a shutout to give himself a chance to win.
Bogie is having a tuff time
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. The Red Sox Reaching .500 Again in 2014.
Another play that if Pedie would stay with the tag Cruz comes off the bag & woulda been out.
Gomes hustles, Herrera hits, Sox win!
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Happy Independence Day
DREW! Goes yahd to right field (despite Don calling it left field).
Sure was fun last night - hope for some Fenway fun tonight.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Last Night’s Red Sox Loss, as Told Through My Tweets
Great Northwest Dirty Watah!
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Sox Bats: Coming Soon To a Milk Carton Near You
I thought I stepped thru the wrong time portal, but then I saw Miller on the mound ... now I can relax.
Thankfully, the NW humidity dampens the whimpers
1 month ago on The Ride Continues…
@GarrettCRW @VJ in Stuttgart
I call that bold talk ...
1 month ago on Mike Napoli and Shades of 2013
Lackey gives goose eggs & the current lineup replies in kind.
1 month ago on And Starring Brock Holt as An Army of One
Com'on Papi, let's get this thing started.
Nava says no no-no for you. Fuck you Kyle (& Carlin says tell Tod, too).
@VJ in Stuttgart Or we scored 1 run in the last 2 games & won the maximum you can win with that output.
1 month, 1 week ago on Brandon Workman Goes to Work, Man! (And Red Sox Win)
Or fuck that shit
1 month, 2 weeks ago on My Mood Watching Last Night’s Red Sox Game, Illustrated in Five Pictures
Junichi needs a belated D-Day birthday present -- or give us one.
2:02 am edt - well that was a giant bowl of suck
1 month, 2 weeks ago on For the 2014 Red Sox, What If .500 Is As Good As It Gets?
I know, let's give Cleveland more chances to score
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Brandon Workman Learns You Can Only Hit Batters If You’re David Price
Fuckin ump calling 2 strikes out of the strike zone will getcha every time
Fuckin' A Pedie!
Fuckin golden sombrero for the Chopper. Shit.