Well, it's a sad ending to my big blog night, butt I don't even have to host it. Pod it's great.
Fuckin grandstandin hotdog
Well fuck. The wrong team is scoring.
I told my neighbor I was looking for a new lawn mower, she said she had a Snapper. I debated whether I should say "Are we still talking about lawnmowers?"
Well, let's see if we cannot suck ass this time, cuz we're running outta time
@GarrettCRW @Sharpie Cool. Who's the next victim?
@GarrettCRW They're playing curling?
Excuse me while I go fix another dirnk; I'll be right back, save my seat.
Jesse Crain is the name and I served on the Danville train
He's still due
It's been a couple of days since Nava went yard - he's due for #7
Nappy! Now let's bring'em home. They're lonely; they wanna cum home.
Now let's bring him home.
Thank you Papi!
OK Boyos, Felix did his job, how about one of you pussies steppin up?
Plunk this giant asshole & see if he'll charge the mound
Next inning
This fucker is throwing a no hitter - make it stop!