Mom said handsome Ted would make a good baseball hero; Dad said snap your wrists when you throw.
And the Smurf waves at 2 bad pitches
3 days ago on Xander and the Red Sox Make the Last Splash
Another Holt Hustle Hit!
3 days, 1 hour ago on Xander and the Red Sox Make the Last Splash
@GarrettCRW Unfortunately it's just some more lame shit.
3 days, 2 hours ago on Xander and the Red Sox Make the Last Splash
@English Sox Fan He was born in Nashville & I was born in Memphis, so we're blood.
6 days, 22 hours ago on Mookie Betts and Pedro Martinez Win Fenway Opening Day
It's his forehead - Not a match, the board goes back.
@Nikki in Denver We've determined it was either Elle Duncan or Paul Blart - one of them is going pantless.
Where does Espinoza's beard end & his eyelashes begin?
6 days, 23 hours ago on Mookie Betts and Pedro Martinez Win Fenway Opening Day
I thought it would be fun to drink & grins & giggles watching the game, instead I'm drunk & sad.
1 week ago on Mookie Betts and Pedro Martinez Win Fenway Opening Day
Please steal some more on Hannigan.
@alexis_b82 After the game he's going down to the massage parlor & free the salves.
Way to get out of the way of the ball, Hanley - it almost hit you in the shoulder.
Pedie breaks up the no-hitter!
Joseph Abboud, now available at Men's Whorehouse.
More filthy Yankee dirty watah!
1 week, 3 days ago on Bogaerts the Hero of the Longest Red Sox Game Ever
@VJ in Stuttgart It's gonna be tougher for NY to get this one to extra innings.
@English Sox Fan "Excellent."
Way to go Bogie!
Navalicious makes Gardner dizzy!
Damn I hate to see Arod drop that ball - I'd rather see it hit him in the face.
@GarrettCRW I don't know if Napoli's foot was on the bag, but the ump thought it was.
1 week, 3 days ago on Xander’s Alright, Justin’s Alright, We’re All Alright
It's three quarters 'til Three
No one in the placer 'cept you & me
So set'em up Joe
Win this fuckin' game & let's go!
Jack one Mookster!
@Sox in the Desert It's the game that never ends.
Thanks for the Jinx
Hate so many LOBsters
Ponce De LEON!
So the pitching coach's advice was go ahead & walk this fucker while Ross warms up.?.
@English Sox Fan The forces of the Empire are strong.
@Sox in the Desert You must've stuttered.
Miley makes me smiley
They're not booing, it's MOOOOOOOOKIE!
Hi folks. Was that a shot of Gardner or a creature for another planet?
Well fuck you Frenchy
1 week, 5 days ago on Why Rick Porcello Will Be Just Fine, Starring Kevin Youkilis
@Sox on the Beach A lotta nada
@GarrettCRW @Sharpie I like the sounds of silence
@GarrettCRW yep (no big whoop)
@GarrettCRW Porcello gets outta the jam & bein' an exTiger, he gets one of their runs.
@GarrettCRW My keyboard says Caps are a Lock
I like the double dive w?Pedie & KFP
@Fla Beck/Becky @Sharpie Always good library time.
@Fla Beck/Becky Hey Becky. Hang anyone today?